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TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 28

“Can you fix my Wi-Fi?”
Sure. With these shirts.

These tees were made for tech support heroes who are done explaining what an HDMI cable is.

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TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 28

If your love language is keywords, CTR, and domain authority…
These tees get it.
“You Reap What You SEO.” “Page 2 = Where Bodies Go.”
Funny SEO Shirts for Real Digital Marketers:
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#FunnySEOTshirts #MarketingHumor #Page2Jokes #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 27

Sarcasm, chemistry, and caffeine dependency?
We call that a perfect formula

Full lineup here:
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#FunnyScienceShirts #STEMStyle #PeriodicTableJokes #WomenInSTEM #ChemistryPuns #TechGeekApparel

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TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 27

Smart. Sarcastic. Scientifically hilarious.
The Best Science Tees of 2025 just hit

Grads, teachers, lab rats, this one’s for you:

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#FunnyScienceShirts #PeriodicTableHumor #WomenInSTEM #SmartIsFunny #ScienceFashion #GraduationTees #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 27

New drop: The Top 10 Funniest Science Tees

Pun-approved. Teacher-friendly. Sarcastically glorious.

Perfect for anyone who corrects science memes on the internet.
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#SarcasticScience #BeLikeAProton #STEMHumor

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 25

These science tees?
They bond instantly. Like covalent couples.

this drop is for chemists, teachers & nerds who never not react.

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TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 25

These science tees have more chemistry than your last date.

this drop is for scientists, teachers, and pun-powered nerds.

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#FunnyScienceShirts #PeriodicTableDrip #STEMHumor #SmartIsFunny #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 23

Weak passwords. Clicked links. Open ports
You’ve seen it all
These shirts are your new uniform

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“I Read Your Emails”
“Trust Me, I’m A Cybersecurity Analyst”
“Let Me Guess… You Clicked the Link”
#HackerHumor #CybersecurityShirts #PentesterStyle #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 23

Cybersecurity pros deserve shirts as sharp as their firewalls.

“Don’t Click That Link”
“Got Root?”
“I Know What You Did Last Session”
These tees get it. You will too:

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#EthicalHacker #RedTeamDrip #InfoSecStyle #CyberHumor #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 19

BREAKING: QA testers release a line of shirts that hit harder than your last failed deployment.

“Developer’s Tears Collector” might be too real.

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#DebuggingTees #QAHumor #BreakTheBuild #BugHunterLife #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 18

QA engineers: the unsung heroes of the rollback prevention squad.
These shirts were tested thoroughly for sarcasm.

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#BugHunterLife #InGodWeTest #FunnyTechShirts #QATesterTees #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 18

Ever answered “What’s your address?” with 127.0.0.1?

Yeah. You need these.

Funny IT shirts for network engineers, coders, & localhost legends

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#127001Style #LostPacketRecovery #FunnyITShirts #TechGeekApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 16

If you've ever been blamed for DNS... again...
These shirts get you.

Run BGP. My Servers Never Go Down. Switch Please.

Funny T-Shirts Only Real Network Engineers Will Understand:

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#PacketPusherStyle #TechSupportDrip #RunBGP #IPv6Humor

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 15

Every sysadmin’s dream:
No downtime
No user complaints
T-shirts that finally understand them

Top 10 Funny Network Engineer Tees of 2025 👇
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#BlameTheNetwork #PacketPusherLife #FunnyITTees #SysAdminDrip

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 10

Only a fraction of people will get these math tees.
Which means they’re perfect for you.

Top 10 Funny Math Shirts of 2025 →

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#MathHumor #AlgebraLife #STEMDrip #NerdFashion #FunnyMathShirts

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 9

If you laughed at “Don’t Be a Jerk,” you’re mathematically qualified to wear these.

10 Funny Math T-Shirts that go hard with zero shame:
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#MathHumor #STEMApparel #MathShirts #FunnyMathTees #MathTeacherLife #PiDayFashion #STEMApparel

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 8

If you've ever renamed a file 15 times and still hit “Save As”… these are your people.

8 Graphic Designer T-Shirts That Hit Too Close.
Now available in 300 DPI sarcasm:

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#DesignHumor #CreativeLife #TypographyNerd #WomenInDesign #finalfinalpsd

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 8

Top 7 Funny Gamer T-Shirts for Real Players

Whether you're gaming all night or denying your addiction in style—we got the shirt for it.

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#FunnyGamerTees #GamerCoupleGoals #NoPauseGaming #ConsoleGamerDrip #GGIHYGG

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 6

You can’t pause online games, but you can pause to admire these hilarious gamer tees.

From “Eat Sleep Game Repeat” to “World’s Okayest Gamer,” we’ve got sarcastic fits for your next grind.

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#GamerShirts #NoPauseGaming #StreamerWear #PCGamerDrip

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 3

Engineering isn’t just a job—it’s a lifestyle with sarcastic T-shirts.

Mechanical, software, electrical—these are for the ones who solve it or Google it.

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#EngineerShirts #10xEngineer #STEMHumor #FunnyTechTees

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 2

Deploying in prod again?

Might as well look good doing it.
Funny DevOps shirts for people who break things professionally.

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#DevOpsShirts #CI_CD #devops #DevOpsLife #devopsengineer #FunnyTechApparel #NoDeployFridays

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TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · Jun 1

You know you're in DevOps if these shirts feel... personal.

From “CI/CD or Die Trying” to “No Deploy Fridays,” it’s painfully accurate.

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#DevOpsLife #TestInProd #FunnyTechShirts #NoDeployFridays

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · May 31

Top 8 shirts for DBAs who write better queries than bios.

If you’ve ever said “Talk SQL to Me” or debugged a SELECT date, this is your vibe.

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#SQLHumor #DBAShirts #FunnyProgrammerTees

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · May 27

Funny DBA Shirts for people who still explain why Excel isn’t a database

Perfect for SQL devs, DBAs, sysadmins & backend nerds.

Includes:
– “DROP TABLE Users”
– “Dad-A-Base”
– “SELECT Coffee FROM Kitchen…”
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#SQLJokes #DBAShirts #FunnyTechTees

TechGeeksApparel @techgeeksapparel.bsky.social · May 25

Best T-Shirts for Data Scientists & Analysts

Built for anyone who’s tired of hearing opinions with zero data.

From “Too Legit to Overfit” to “P > 0.05,” these tees are painfully accurate.

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#DataScience #StatNerd #MLHumor #PredictiveAnalytics #BIStyle