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Techsmith314

@techsmith314.bsky.social

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Canadian - Just trying to make some harmless fun for the internet while I'm here. Content creator on Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and more

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Nov 20

By the way, just so you know

I know *exactly* how much of a cringey millenial old fuckin man it makes me when I post gifs.

I know they're not cool.

And I don't judge you for not being able to recognize the incredible level of wit and cleverness it takes to make the gif choices that I make

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Sep 9

In the game Spore my pilot would always say something like "Riss muss churr, da chiss muss churr" which I, in my vocal stimming nature, repeated as "Christmas Time, it's Christmas Time!" and for 15 years since, has caused my wife and I to say "Christmas Time, it's Christmas Time!" apropos of nothing

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 28

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO CUTE!!

Seosaur @seosaur.bsky.social · Jan 27

Lil birthday gift for @techsmith314.bsky.social !!

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 24

I FEEL SO SEEN

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 24

C'mon science, just fix these issues and gimme some laser glasses!!

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 24

Stupid natural selection holding back my laser glasses!!

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 24

LITERALLY

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 24

Okay wow this would be incredibly cool

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 23

Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 14

Oh man it's super weird. It felt normal when I played it way back in the day, but playing it now it's weird as hell hahahahaha

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 13

Man, honestly yes! It's definitely easy to get lost in, but that nostalgia holds so strong and that cheesy deep dark poetry feels artsy as fuck in a great way. Definitely good enough to do another day of it and see if we can find some bosses!

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 13

Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman"

A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day

Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out.

Journey to the past with me!

twitch.tv/techsmith314

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 11

HAHAHA!! God we learn some things over there. Not always great things. Not always things we want to learn. But damn do we fuckin learn 'em

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

YESSS!!

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today

Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's

High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow

twitch.tv/techsmith314

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

Hold on I'm having a change of heart

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

YES MY BROTHER

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

I'm just ahead of my time, I'm tellin you!

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 8

If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 7

I only got to play a very little bit, sadly the stream upload bitrate was so low it became an explosion of pixels on stream. It was fun enough that I am definitely going to play through solo though

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 6

Good morning folks!

Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today

I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week

But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot!

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 6

Oh my goodness what a diabolical and evil thing that I will 100% do

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 5

Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment

Cryptmaster @thecryptmaster.bsky.social · Jan 5

If you've enjoyed Cryptmaster, please consider sharing the news. Despite an IGF award, a 95% Steam rating and a free demo, the game has gone mostly unnoticed by both press and players. It's not just a typing game and there may still be people out there who would enjoy it!

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 5

Okay hold on this is an incredible idea

Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Jan 5

A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain

I call it Jurassic Parkergeist

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · Dec 30

A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town

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