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@teddyras.bsky.social
funny man who plays video'd games. sometimes speedrunner, full time shitposter.
https://twitch.tv/teddyras
youtube.com/c/teddyras
https://twitch.tv/teddyras
youtube.com/c/teddyras
gamers, would you read the official novelization of a game about digging a hole?
"I push my shovel into the dirt; nothing. I move my spade into the soil again. once more: nothing. the steel pierces ground, the ground yields no treasure. but wait! finally upon my tool's fall into the earth: 1 rock"
"I push my shovel into the dirt; nothing. I move my spade into the soil again. once more: nothing. the steel pierces ground, the ground yields no treasure. but wait! finally upon my tool's fall into the earth: 1 rock"
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
gamers, would you read the official novelization of a game about digging a hole?
"I push my shovel into the dirt; nothing. I move my spade into the soil again. once more: nothing. the steel pierces ground, the ground yields no treasure. but wait! finally upon my tool's fall into the earth: 1 rock"
"I push my shovel into the dirt; nothing. I move my spade into the soil again. once more: nothing. the steel pierces ground, the ground yields no treasure. but wait! finally upon my tool's fall into the earth: 1 rock"
oh the water around here isnt that bad...
the fish:
the fish:
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
oh the water around here isnt that bad...
the fish:
the fish:
Spooky Sunday 🐟 honestly, we're probably gonna spend the whole stream playing a fishing horror game, and if there's time I got backlog. time to be chillin with chillas, amirite? 🎣
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February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Spooky Sunday 🐟 honestly, we're probably gonna spend the whole stream playing a fishing horror game, and if there's time I got backlog. time to be chillin with chillas, amirite? 🎣
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at the local restaurant with the superbowl special:
I'll have the soup
"so you've chosen"
*pours hot soup directly onto my table*
I look across the aisle at another customer staring at their empty bowl
I'll have the soup
"so you've chosen"
*pours hot soup directly onto my table*
I look across the aisle at another customer staring at their empty bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
at the local restaurant with the superbowl special:
I'll have the soup
"so you've chosen"
*pours hot soup directly onto my table*
I look across the aisle at another customer staring at their empty bowl
I'll have the soup
"so you've chosen"
*pours hot soup directly onto my table*
I look across the aisle at another customer staring at their empty bowl
a 2nd speedgame has hit my new speedgames this year... list. think I'm gonna speedrun that pinball rage game lol (no not that one, the other one)
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
a 2nd speedgame has hit my new speedgames this year... list. think I'm gonna speedrun that pinball rage game lol (no not that one, the other one)
stooooop iiiiiiit, I'm precarious and near the edge of cliff, cut it ouuuuuuut!!!
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
stooooop iiiiiiit, I'm precarious and near the edge of cliff, cut it ouuuuuuut!!!
my current run of bazaar is being haunted by this strange man known as the fluggler
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
my current run of bazaar is being haunted by this strange man known as the fluggler
give me the new bazaar patch now
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
give me the new bazaar patch now
on today's spooky sunday stream: I'm performing a goth girl ritual (am I summoning one, or am one, who knows) 🕯️ I'm the anomaly? what the?! ⁉️ a train that eats meat, this may just be choo choo charles 2 🚂 and a normal grocery store 🏪
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
on today's spooky sunday stream: I'm performing a goth girl ritual (am I summoning one, or am one, who knows) 🕯️ I'm the anomaly? what the?! ⁉️ a train that eats meat, this may just be choo choo charles 2 🚂 and a normal grocery store 🏪
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
I swear, half the ads on twitch are using AI video these days...
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I swear, half the ads on twitch are using AI video these days...
Cursed Companions 🗣️ I'm gonna use some magic words (more than just please) and use them to defeat creatures, then I'll say a cuss and it will instantly make me explode 👍
twitch.tv/teddyras
twitch.tv/teddyras
January 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Cursed Companions 🗣️ I'm gonna use some magic words (more than just please) and use them to defeat creatures, then I'll say a cuss and it will instantly make me explode 👍
twitch.tv/teddyras
twitch.tv/teddyras
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when you taxi and the edibles hit (not good!)
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 AM
when you taxi and the edibles hit (not good!)
maybe I dont get super smash bros., but are supposed to smash your thumbs into the controller too hard for the entire session and wake up the next day with them a bit sore still? If my controller breaks next week, I will not be surprised. gonna punch a hole through my A button with my mighty thumb 👍
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
maybe I dont get super smash bros., but are supposed to smash your thumbs into the controller too hard for the entire session and wake up the next day with them a bit sore still? If my controller breaks next week, I will not be surprised. gonna punch a hole through my A button with my mighty thumb 👍
got a new speedgame and I got a new wr:
Captain Wayne in 57:36 🏴☠️
Captain Wayne in 57:36 🏴☠️
January 27, 2026 at 7:20 AM
got a new speedgame and I got a new wr:
Captain Wayne in 57:36 🏴☠️
Captain Wayne in 57:36 🏴☠️
on today's spooky sunday: fixing my tv 📺 going to a hotel 🏨 and another dang horror anthology of varying quality 💥 starting off with a fan favorite sequel though 🧛♂️
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January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
on today's spooky sunday: fixing my tv 📺 going to a hotel 🏨 and another dang horror anthology of varying quality 💥 starting off with a fan favorite sequel though 🧛♂️
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
for next year's superbowl, they should just get like the 500th place super mario 64 16 star runner to do a run. here, I provided a diagram to show you how good of an idea this is:
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
for next year's superbowl, they should just get like the 500th place super mario 64 16 star runner to do a run. here, I provided a diagram to show you how good of an idea this is:
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
this is like a day from now, come check it out, will be fun 🪩
decided on this month's marathon: I've decided to 🔥 SUFFER!!! 🔥
on january 24th for like the whole day, I'm gonna play 6 pain-causing pinball games and 1 that I like (so far) that reviewed poorly. you can swap the game every 5th sub, and the consequences of that, I just gotta deal with it.
on january 24th for like the whole day, I'm gonna play 6 pain-causing pinball games and 1 that I like (so far) that reviewed poorly. you can swap the game every 5th sub, and the consequences of that, I just gotta deal with it.
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
this is like a day from now, come check it out, will be fun 🪩
still kinda crazy that the 1st half of beyond 2 souls is just stranger things, at least the parts with eleven. girl with psychic powers raised in the midwest in a secret government facility has to close portal to another world filled with monsters, later escapes & is hunted down by gov.
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
still kinda crazy that the 1st half of beyond 2 souls is just stranger things, at least the parts with eleven. girl with psychic powers raised in the midwest in a secret government facility has to close portal to another world filled with monsters, later escapes & is hunted down by gov.
mental 'ealth
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
mental 'ealth
what if football, but they add a new player on a motorcycle called the 'cool receiver'
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
what if football, but they add a new player on a motorcycle called the 'cool receiver'
Spooky Sunday 👻 boiling water 💧 fixing my tv 📺 watching some films 📽️ and what if social media was scary(er) 👍
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January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Spooky Sunday 👻 boiling water 💧 fixing my tv 📺 watching some films 📽️ and what if social media was scary(er) 👍
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i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this
forgot to mention it, but my Game Of The Year 2025 goes to, once again: Zoop for the SNES. it just keeps happening, how does it do it!
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
forgot to mention it, but my Game Of The Year 2025 goes to, once again: Zoop for the SNES. it just keeps happening, how does it do it!