Tegyrius
@tegyrius.bsky.social
I do things. I have interests. I am probably not food.
You must be this tall to ride this ride.
You must be this tall to ride this ride.
Cat startup noises will never not be funny and adorable.
July 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Cat startup noises will never not be funny and adorable.
I don't want a smart home. I want a dumb home. I want the dumbest home possible. I want analog buttons and clicky switches and steam gauges and hand cranks with well-oiled ratchety sounds. Why the hell would I want to monitor the status of my dishwasher from Starbucks?
June 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I don't want a smart home. I want a dumb home. I want the dumbest home possible. I want analog buttons and clicky switches and steam gauges and hand cranks with well-oiled ratchety sounds. Why the hell would I want to monitor the status of my dishwasher from Starbucks?
I swear to Kibo, if realtor-dot-com allowed font choice, these people would use Comic Sans in their semi-coherent, randomly-capitalized, run-on house descriptions.
June 11, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I swear to Kibo, if realtor-dot-com allowed font choice, these people would use Comic Sans in their semi-coherent, randomly-capitalized, run-on house descriptions.
Someone needs to offer a Remedial English for Realtors class.
June 3, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Someone needs to offer a Remedial English for Realtors class.
We looked at another house yesterday. The place needed updates and repairs that are outside our budget, but what really ruined the deal was the ventriloquist's dummy staring at us from the top shelf of an otherwise-empty closet in the master bedroom.
May 20, 2024 at 10:56 AM
We looked at another house yesterday. The place needed updates and repairs that are outside our budget, but what really ruined the deal was the ventriloquist's dummy staring at us from the top shelf of an otherwise-empty closet in the master bedroom.
Looking at real estate listings and I straight-up Do Not Understand people who feel the need to label the rooms in their house with giant wooden signs.
If you can't remember that you EAT in your fucking BREAKFAST NOOK, it may be time for your kids to to check you into assisted living.
If you can't remember that you EAT in your fucking BREAKFAST NOOK, it may be time for your kids to to check you into assisted living.
May 11, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Looking at real estate listings and I straight-up Do Not Understand people who feel the need to label the rooms in their house with giant wooden signs.
If you can't remember that you EAT in your fucking BREAKFAST NOOK, it may be time for your kids to to check you into assisted living.
If you can't remember that you EAT in your fucking BREAKFAST NOOK, it may be time for your kids to to check you into assisted living.
Being louder doesn't make you righter.
May 8, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Being louder doesn't make you righter.
I'm trying to find a single reason to keep my personal account active on the former bird site. I'm not sure it was adding much to my life for the last... three to five years?
February 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I'm trying to find a single reason to keep my personal account active on the former bird site. I'm not sure it was adding much to my life for the last... three to five years?
Some days, I am three irate comments in a trench coat.
February 11, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Some days, I am three irate comments in a trench coat.
Hey, does this smell like a burning dumpster?
February 5, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Hey, does this smell like a burning dumpster?
Cats. How do they even work, man?
January 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Cats. How do they even work, man?
We need a coulrophobia acceptance movement.
January 6, 2024 at 3:51 AM
We need a coulrophobia acceptance movement.
In 1872, a crack team of archons was sentenced to destruction by the Ventrue Justicar for a crime they didn't commit. These Kindred promptly escaped from a maximum-security conclave to the Anarch Free State. (1/2)
January 3, 2024 at 3:05 AM
In 1872, a crack team of archons was sentenced to destruction by the Ventrue Justicar for a crime they didn't commit. These Kindred promptly escaped from a maximum-security conclave to the Anarch Free State. (1/2)
For personal use, I find myself not really missing that bird site for anything but very occasional product updates from a dwindling number of vendors/manufacturers/publishers.
(Professional use was a different story, actually, and I need to start migrating that network over here.)
(Professional use was a different story, actually, and I need to start migrating that network over here.)
January 1, 2024 at 1:32 PM
For personal use, I find myself not really missing that bird site for anything but very occasional product updates from a dwindling number of vendors/manufacturers/publishers.
(Professional use was a different story, actually, and I need to start migrating that network over here.)
(Professional use was a different story, actually, and I need to start migrating that network over here.)
The longer I live without network television, the less I miss it. I may be increasingly disconnected from pop culture, but TBH, I was never that well-connected to it to begin with.
December 30, 2023 at 3:24 PM
The longer I live without network television, the less I miss it. I may be increasingly disconnected from pop culture, but TBH, I was never that well-connected to it to begin with.
I may be rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but at least I kept the onboard swimming pools full.
December 27, 2023 at 4:14 PM
I may be rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but at least I kept the onboard swimming pools full.
Ow. Maybe I shouldn't have Wang Chunged so hard.
December 22, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Ow. Maybe I shouldn't have Wang Chunged so hard.
What heartless knave hidden amongst us is unwilling to Wang Chung tonight?
December 20, 2023 at 1:46 AM
What heartless knave hidden amongst us is unwilling to Wang Chung tonight?
This hypercapitalist dystopian dying-planet future is not the one that the literature of the '80s promised me.
December 17, 2023 at 1:30 PM
This hypercapitalist dystopian dying-planet future is not the one that the literature of the '80s promised me.
Every door is designed to ensure that a cat is always on the wrong side of it.
December 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Every door is designed to ensure that a cat is always on the wrong side of it.
It's finals week and I haven't studied for my Voight-Kampff test.
December 15, 2023 at 12:26 PM
It's finals week and I haven't studied for my Voight-Kampff test.
