Daniel
@teheheman.bsky.social
*singing that song about this app showing an emotion towards my general direction*
I guess since M*A*S*H is no longer on Hulu, I gotta fire up the DVD player if I'm ever lucky enough to get on @bestcare4077.bsky.social or @robkellycreative.bsky.social's podcast
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I guess since M*A*S*H is no longer on Hulu, I gotta fire up the DVD player if I'm ever lucky enough to get on @bestcare4077.bsky.social or @robkellycreative.bsky.social's podcast
With her hair down, I've Nile looks kinda like Kristen Chenoweth #RawOnNetflix
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
With her hair down, I've Nile looks kinda like Kristen Chenoweth #RawOnNetflix
One of these things isn't like the other
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
One of these things isn't like the other
The worst part about dating me will be that I will never allow you to do anything nice for me because I don't want for anything, nor do I have any goals or dreams that you can help me achieve, nor do I need anything in life, so there would be no reason why you should waste your money on me
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The worst part about dating me will be that I will never allow you to do anything nice for me because I don't want for anything, nor do I have any goals or dreams that you can help me achieve, nor do I need anything in life, so there would be no reason why you should waste your money on me
I ACCIDENTALLY spilled tea on MY LAPTOP ANd now MY CAPS LOCK BUtton IS GOing OFF ANd on LIKE I'M PRESSINg it every 3 words, and NOw it looks like I'm LIKE AUSTIN powers after he got unFROZEN, anD HAVING issues conTROLLING the volume of his voice
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I ACCIDENTALLY spilled tea on MY LAPTOP ANd now MY CAPS LOCK BUtton IS GOing OFF ANd on LIKE I'M PRESSINg it every 3 words, and NOw it looks like I'm LIKE AUSTIN powers after he got unFROZEN, anD HAVING issues conTROLLING the volume of his voice
Shout out to @bestcare4077.bsky.social, @mashmouth.bsky.social, S1E1 Podcast, @teamcocopodcasts.bsky.social and @officeladies.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shout out to @bestcare4077.bsky.social, @mashmouth.bsky.social, S1E1 Podcast, @teamcocopodcasts.bsky.social and @officeladies.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Megyn: Hey, can I copy your homework?
Me: Sure, but don't make it too obvious
Me: Sure, but don't make it too obvious
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Megyn: Hey, can I copy your homework?
Me: Sure, but don't make it too obvious
Me: Sure, but don't make it too obvious
Remember, nobody is stopping you from getting a bowling pin engraved with your name, a number 300, and the name of a defunct bowling alley with no online records
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Remember, nobody is stopping you from getting a bowling pin engraved with your name, a number 300, and the name of a defunct bowling alley with no online records
I'm just gonna say this now, and nobody is gonna know the show I'm talking about, but there is a UK gameshow called Pointless and, after watching it, I wonder why the heck this show hasn't come to America yet? It would be SO interesting
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm just gonna say this now, and nobody is gonna know the show I'm talking about, but there is a UK gameshow called Pointless and, after watching it, I wonder why the heck this show hasn't come to America yet? It would be SO interesting
Watch a couple episodes of Gummi Bears earlier and 2 things
1)Still holds up
2)90s kids TV theme songs didn't need to go as hard as they did
1)Still holds up
2)90s kids TV theme songs didn't need to go as hard as they did
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Watch a couple episodes of Gummi Bears earlier and 2 things
1)Still holds up
2)90s kids TV theme songs didn't need to go as hard as they did
1)Still holds up
2)90s kids TV theme songs didn't need to go as hard as they did
The parody I'm writing in my brain and the idea that I have makes me wish that I, somehow, figured out how to burn the creative part of my brain or find a way to get it cut out without dying
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The parody I'm writing in my brain and the idea that I have makes me wish that I, somehow, figured out how to burn the creative part of my brain or find a way to get it cut out without dying
I know that Haley Joel Osmond did a good job playing JD Vance on SNL, but looking at AJ Pierzynski in the booth and I think we got a new front runner for the job #ALDS
October 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I know that Haley Joel Osmond did a good job playing JD Vance on SNL, but looking at AJ Pierzynski in the booth and I think we got a new front runner for the job #ALDS
2 things while watching the #ALDS
1)Seeing that T-Mobile sponsors the Mariners bullpen makes me really think that BIC Pens should sponsor a teams bullpen. It just seems way too perfect
2)BIC Pens should have their website that talks about their products called "BICapedia"
1)Seeing that T-Mobile sponsors the Mariners bullpen makes me really think that BIC Pens should sponsor a teams bullpen. It just seems way too perfect
2)BIC Pens should have their website that talks about their products called "BICapedia"
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
2 things while watching the #ALDS
1)Seeing that T-Mobile sponsors the Mariners bullpen makes me really think that BIC Pens should sponsor a teams bullpen. It just seems way too perfect
2)BIC Pens should have their website that talks about their products called "BICapedia"
1)Seeing that T-Mobile sponsors the Mariners bullpen makes me really think that BIC Pens should sponsor a teams bullpen. It just seems way too perfect
2)BIC Pens should have their website that talks about their products called "BICapedia"
The ref for the game tonight must've got into an argument with his wife or somebody cause he sounds 20 shades of ticked when he's making these calls #SNF
October 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The ref for the game tonight must've got into an argument with his wife or somebody cause he sounds 20 shades of ticked when he's making these calls #SNF
If someone wakes up Billie Joe Armstrong tomorrow, and he sees his shadow, that's 6 more weeks of Emo. That's how that works, right?
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If someone wakes up Billie Joe Armstrong tomorrow, and he sees his shadow, that's 6 more weeks of Emo. That's how that works, right?
Something tragic happened, time to speculate wildly
September 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Something tragic happened, time to speculate wildly
If Jimmy Kimmel doesn't open his show by saying "As I was saying...." or "So, where was I?", then trying to bring him back would have been a waste
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If Jimmy Kimmel doesn't open his show by saying "As I was saying...." or "So, where was I?", then trying to bring him back would have been a waste
I feel like we have failed creatively if there's not a Labubu version of Mr. Burns bear from #TheSimpsons named Labobo
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I feel like we have failed creatively if there's not a Labubu version of Mr. Burns bear from #TheSimpsons named Labobo
There needs to be a social media for people who only wanna be social every so often. Like, those who are only social for a bit before they just go back to not talking to anyone for a week and a half
August 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There needs to be a social media for people who only wanna be social every so often. Like, those who are only social for a bit before they just go back to not talking to anyone for a week and a half
If I knew that Trump was gonna be on the roof of the White House while I was here on vacation, I would have taken a picture as proof that we are living in the weirdest timeline
August 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If I knew that Trump was gonna be on the roof of the White House while I was here on vacation, I would have taken a picture as proof that we are living in the weirdest timeline
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day
Here's my setlist for this open mic. If anyone can figure out what it's about, then you get a shiny nickel
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Here's my setlist for this open mic. If anyone can figure out what it's about, then you get a shiny nickel
I just saw an act on #AGT where they played harmonicas while a dude freezed their nipples with a dry ice popsicle. No, AI did NOT just randomly put those words in that order
June 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just saw an act on #AGT where they played harmonicas while a dude freezed their nipples with a dry ice popsicle. No, AI did NOT just randomly put those words in that order