Tekkame Ando
@tekkameandovt.bsky.social
#Vtuber , turtle, orb pondering enthusiast |🔞|
Unknowable and Unstoppable
Unknowable and Unstoppable
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Tekkame Ando
@tekkameandovt.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Hi, I'm Ando, and as you may have already guessed I'm a Turtle Vtuber
I do many things (none of them well)
Oshi: 🐢
Twitch: twitch.tv/tekkame_ando
🎨: rasetsu001, Serelithmodeus, TheAmazingSpino, Nekouhai
I do many things (none of them well)
Oshi: 🐢
Twitch: twitch.tv/tekkame_ando
🎨: rasetsu001, Serelithmodeus, TheAmazingSpino, Nekouhai
Finally done with a few days to spare, still a few things I would have liked to try out but you get to a point where less is more
#Warhammer #Killteam
#Warhammer #Killteam
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Finally done with a few days to spare, still a few things I would have liked to try out but you get to a point where less is more
#Warhammer #Killteam
#Warhammer #Killteam
Passing this on because fuck AI, get your data the old fashioned honest way by rifling through people's trash
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Passing this on because fuck AI, get your data the old fashioned honest way by rifling through people's trash
Myself and a coworker just had to explain 'steamed hams' to another, younger, coworker.
*Crumbles into dust*
*Crumbles into dust*
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Myself and a coworker just had to explain 'steamed hams' to another, younger, coworker.
*Crumbles into dust*
*Crumbles into dust*
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
The streamers yearn for the honk shoo
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The streamers yearn for the honk shoo
We're not, but you might be soon....
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We're not, but you might be soon....
Chicken man has blessed me. Thankyou I am die 4 ever
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Chicken man has blessed me. Thankyou I am die 4 ever
I too, am something of a turtle person 🐢
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I too, am something of a turtle person 🐢
My newest son, ready to join the pile of shame
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My newest son, ready to join the pile of shame
'if you need mods to goon you're low level and should be ashamed'
The most accurate out of pocket comment I've seen all week
The most accurate out of pocket comment I've seen all week
a man in a brown jacket says he 's outta line but he 's right ..
ALT: a man in a brown jacket says he 's outta line but he 's right ..
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
'if you need mods to goon you're low level and should be ashamed'
The most accurate out of pocket comment I've seen all week
The most accurate out of pocket comment I've seen all week
Forbidden snacks.
(These are all iron ore samples)
(These are all iron ore samples)
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Forbidden snacks.
(These are all iron ore samples)
(These are all iron ore samples)
It's 2025, if your circle isn't discussing.
-Pondering your orb
-gazing from your mountain-top fortress
-brooding on your dark throne
-Raising arms to overthrow the kingdoms of men
You need a new circle.
Remember your network is your net worth
-Pondering your orb
-gazing from your mountain-top fortress
-brooding on your dark throne
-Raising arms to overthrow the kingdoms of men
You need a new circle.
Remember your network is your net worth
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's 2025, if your circle isn't discussing.
-Pondering your orb
-gazing from your mountain-top fortress
-brooding on your dark throne
-Raising arms to overthrow the kingdoms of men
You need a new circle.
Remember your network is your net worth
-Pondering your orb
-gazing from your mountain-top fortress
-brooding on your dark throne
-Raising arms to overthrow the kingdoms of men
You need a new circle.
Remember your network is your net worth
I'm not normally one to judge people's footwear. But I think this one deserves a respectful WHAT ARE THOSE!?
September 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm not normally one to judge people's footwear. But I think this one deserves a respectful WHAT ARE THOSE!?
You know the band is European when the lead guitarist is Lucius Malfoy
September 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You know the band is European when the lead guitarist is Lucius Malfoy
I saw a headline that read 'Holland reveals new design for Spiderman suit' and was very confused until I realised they meant Tom Holland the actor, not the Holland region of the nation of the Netherlands.......
August 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I saw a headline that read 'Holland reveals new design for Spiderman suit' and was very confused until I realised they meant Tom Holland the actor, not the Holland region of the nation of the Netherlands.......
Why is it when they make movies about John wick etc killing people for their job, and everyone is like 'oh it's so cool, he's such a badass'
But when I kill people as part of my job all I hear is 'Ando you're the worst doctor we've ever had. We're revoking your medical licence'.
SMH unfair 🙄
But when I kill people as part of my job all I hear is 'Ando you're the worst doctor we've ever had. We're revoking your medical licence'.
SMH unfair 🙄
July 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Why is it when they make movies about John wick etc killing people for their job, and everyone is like 'oh it's so cool, he's such a badass'
But when I kill people as part of my job all I hear is 'Ando you're the worst doctor we've ever had. We're revoking your medical licence'.
SMH unfair 🙄
But when I kill people as part of my job all I hear is 'Ando you're the worst doctor we've ever had. We're revoking your medical licence'.
SMH unfair 🙄
This that horse game everyone keeps talking about?
July 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This that horse game everyone keeps talking about?
Anxiety? Definitely
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Anxiety? Definitely
My Zoomer coworker just dropped something and said 'minus one' out loud. I've instructed him to go touch grass
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My Zoomer coworker just dropped something and said 'minus one' out loud. I've instructed him to go touch grass