Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, some danmei, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
I'm running on a truly horrible amount of sleep today and calling out before a holiday is not something anyone will be happy with me about so wish me luck.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm running on a truly horrible amount of sleep today and calling out before a holiday is not something anyone will be happy with me about so wish me luck.
fighting the war on crimbus on the side of the war
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
fighting the war on crimbus on the side of the war
my new coworker loves ya books and i almost handed her the dark rise books yesterday before i was like "do i really want her to have this information about me"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
my new coworker loves ya books and i almost handed her the dark rise books yesterday before i was like "do i really want her to have this information about me"
i some how managed to just chomp the hell out of the inside of my cheek while sleeping????
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i some how managed to just chomp the hell out of the inside of my cheek while sleeping????
i'm still thinking about this book and if it's too early to try and reread it honestly. it's killing me that it's not out until next spring and i don't have anyone to talk to about it
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i'm still thinking about this book and if it's too early to try and reread it honestly. it's killing me that it's not out until next spring and i don't have anyone to talk to about it
i actually have to do work at work today and i'm so mad about it
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i actually have to do work at work today and i'm so mad about it
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worldbuilding nonsense with @tellingetienne.bsky.social. Artemisia organizes time in multiples of 10. 10 "hours" a day (about 2.5 earth hours each), 10 days a week, 10 months a year. This reflects their 3x3 deity structure of three Trinities and finally the Godhead Themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
worldbuilding nonsense with @tellingetienne.bsky.social. Artemisia organizes time in multiples of 10. 10 "hours" a day (about 2.5 earth hours each), 10 days a week, 10 months a year. This reflects their 3x3 deity structure of three Trinities and finally the Godhead Themselves.
my boss revealed to me that she thinks people abuse benefits bc she knows a widow in her community (who never worked outside the home) who stays at home and takes care of her children while on benefits instead of working and i'm like GIRL THIS WOMAN HAS NEVER WORKED OUTSIDE THE HOME?
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my boss revealed to me that she thinks people abuse benefits bc she knows a widow in her community (who never worked outside the home) who stays at home and takes care of her children while on benefits instead of working and i'm like GIRL THIS WOMAN HAS NEVER WORKED OUTSIDE THE HOME?
Trying to tackle my chairdrobe by hanging it all up or washing it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trying to tackle my chairdrobe by hanging it all up or washing it.
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
i get so confused sometimes when i see certain m/f ships in dragonageland being shipped in a VERY normative way i'm like HETEROSEXUALITY? THEM?
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i get so confused sometimes when i see certain m/f ships in dragonageland being shipped in a VERY normative way i'm like HETEROSEXUALITY? THEM?
Today I was chatting with a coworker and it came up that my biological father had been a drug addict and he started as self medicating and it was so refreshing that she wasn't like oh i'm SOOO sorry but "oh yes, my husband is in recovery for similar reasons." bc i don't... want dramatic apologies
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today I was chatting with a coworker and it came up that my biological father had been a drug addict and he started as self medicating and it was so refreshing that she wasn't like oh i'm SOOO sorry but "oh yes, my husband is in recovery for similar reasons." bc i don't... want dramatic apologies
realized that if i got phd in history or religion i would have to teach and i did not. want to teach like that.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
realized that if i got phd in history or religion i would have to teach and i did not. want to teach like that.
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since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
Google denies ‘misleading’ reports of Gmail using your emails to train AI
Google says “we do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”
www.theverge.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
i hate traditional nightmares, but i also very much hate the kind of nightmare that is a very on the nose and pointed thing about things you're worried about. like. come on have some fucking subtly at least??
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i hate traditional nightmares, but i also very much hate the kind of nightmare that is a very on the nose and pointed thing about things you're worried about. like. come on have some fucking subtly at least??
sometimes i'm like "i should stop taking all these supplements i'm on bc they don't do anything" and i stop taking one of them bc i run out and forget to replace it and i'm like "goddamn it i needed that supplement"
(probiotics this week)
(probiotics this week)
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sometimes i'm like "i should stop taking all these supplements i'm on bc they don't do anything" and i stop taking one of them bc i run out and forget to replace it and i'm like "goddamn it i needed that supplement"
(probiotics this week)
(probiotics this week)
tis the season.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
tis the season.
i'm off work today but i got some complicated family news last night, didn't sleep, and woke up sick to my stomach and with a blistering headache. help
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i'm off work today but i got some complicated family news last night, didn't sleep, and woke up sick to my stomach and with a blistering headache. help
i'm so picky about proxy fucking but when it hits right it's SO good
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i'm so picky about proxy fucking but when it hits right it's SO good
i did GOOD when i wrote this one goddamn
Recognition
archiveofourown.org/works/50263096
🔞MDZS/CQL, Xiyao, Rated E, 17.2K
⚠️Rape/Non-con (Lan Xichen/Others)
🪢Modern D/s AU with Soulbonds
💙Meng Yao rescues Lan Xichen
💛and gets far more than he bargained for
✍️My Finish What you Started 2023 offering!
archiveofourown.org/works/50263096
🔞MDZS/CQL, Xiyao, Rated E, 17.2K
⚠️Rape/Non-con (Lan Xichen/Others)
🪢Modern D/s AU with Soulbonds
💙Meng Yao rescues Lan Xichen
💛and gets far more than he bargained for
✍️My Finish What you Started 2023 offering!
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i did GOOD when i wrote this one goddamn
griffin asked me to total up our role play wordcount since we started writing again in Jan and we've written over a million words this year!! 1,131,727 words. So if you’ve wondered why I’m not writing as much fic lol
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
griffin asked me to total up our role play wordcount since we started writing again in Jan and we've written over a million words this year!! 1,131,727 words. So if you’ve wondered why I’m not writing as much fic lol
there was nothing wrong with out supper but neither griffin nor i liked it rip (parchment baked cod with a spinach artichoke dip and tomatoes with a side of seasoned white rice).
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
there was nothing wrong with out supper but neither griffin nor i liked it rip (parchment baked cod with a spinach artichoke dip and tomatoes with a side of seasoned white rice).
i've been rereading old rp transcripts between griffin and i and i am SO MAD how infrequently we finished scenes before the last year
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i've been rereading old rp transcripts between griffin and i and i am SO MAD how infrequently we finished scenes before the last year
This gets even worst (better) if you marry a role play partner and then it’s gloves off. @gendergriffins.bsky.social
roleplay is a collaborative hobby that should prioritize communication and consent. however once you get very close to a writing partner it can actually transform into a masterful bought of psychological warfare and i think thats beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This gets even worst (better) if you marry a role play partner and then it’s gloves off. @gendergriffins.bsky.social
Reading stuff I wrote prior to 2019 and cringing HARD
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reading stuff I wrote prior to 2019 and cringing HARD