Walker
@templekoi.bsky.social
A Doritos-powered, single, superhero who only services the greater Orlando metro area. No Compound V, no AI, no 50-year mortgages, and no euro-steps permitted.
Unsurprising plot twist..... the new Ring feature that uses AI recognition to find lost pets will mostly be used to alert users when a black person is walking on their street. #negroAlert #superbowl #commercials
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Unsurprising plot twist..... the new Ring feature that uses AI recognition to find lost pets will mostly be used to alert users when a black person is walking on their street. #negroAlert #superbowl #commercials
My spanish is terrible so I could only make out 5 words.... and i've never heard a Bad Bunny song.... but I loved the show. Great job.
Eff these stupid racist xenophobes. #superbowl
Eff these stupid racist xenophobes. #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
My spanish is terrible so I could only make out 5 words.... and i've never heard a Bad Bunny song.... but I loved the show. Great job.
Eff these stupid racist xenophobes. #superbowl
Eff these stupid racist xenophobes. #superbowl
Halfway thru reading that, the thought started: "i bet they didnt pay him". And then, boom, there it was. Smh.
Thats the 2nd TIL! Well, tbf... i guess the third because I also learned that folks probably shouldnt be skiing without an ACL 😕 Sad to see.
Anyhoo, thank you! Teach me your ways, madam!
Thats the 2nd TIL! Well, tbf... i guess the third because I also learned that folks probably shouldnt be skiing without an ACL 😕 Sad to see.
Anyhoo, thank you! Teach me your ways, madam!
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Halfway thru reading that, the thought started: "i bet they didnt pay him". And then, boom, there it was. Smh.
Thats the 2nd TIL! Well, tbf... i guess the third because I also learned that folks probably shouldnt be skiing without an ACL 😕 Sad to see.
Anyhoo, thank you! Teach me your ways, madam!
Thats the 2nd TIL! Well, tbf... i guess the third because I also learned that folks probably shouldnt be skiing without an ACL 😕 Sad to see.
Anyhoo, thank you! Teach me your ways, madam!
How awesome is that?! TIL that my second favorite street fighter of all time was based on a real guy.
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
How awesome is that?! TIL that my second favorite street fighter of all time was based on a real guy.
Its still hard for me to even fathom that these people are barreling 900+ meters down the side of a mountain at 120kph! Insane. Yes, hopefully Ms Vonn will be okay. Have a good day.
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Its still hard for me to even fathom that these people are barreling 900+ meters down the side of a mountain at 120kph! Insane. Yes, hopefully Ms Vonn will be okay. Have a good day.
Interesting to hear that. Im in the States and, even tho that athlete has been highly promoted, our broadcaster wont show the replay. Theyve barely even showed her on the ground. It was a brutal crash.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Interesting to hear that. Im in the States and, even tho that athlete has been highly promoted, our broadcaster wont show the replay. Theyve barely even showed her on the ground. It was a brutal crash.
Absolutely brutal. NBC wont even show her. Gotta be bad.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Absolutely brutal. NBC wont even show her. Gotta be bad.
I didnt care about any of these events a month ago but, when the Olympics roll around, everything hits differently. Im all in. Go USA 🇺🇲
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I didnt care about any of these events a month ago but, when the Olympics roll around, everything hits differently. Im all in. Go USA 🇺🇲
Good for you, Sarah. We could all use something in our lives that moves us to tears. The good kinda tears.
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Good for you, Sarah. We could all use something in our lives that moves us to tears. The good kinda tears.
Agree! We need to see a fat dad or someone's weekend warrior uncle out there competing with the Olympians for perspective! These pros make it look easy and we (mostly us men) are dumb enough to believe that we can do this stuff too #Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Agree! We need to see a fat dad or someone's weekend warrior uncle out there competing with the Olympians for perspective! These pros make it look easy and we (mostly us men) are dumb enough to believe that we can do this stuff too #Olympics
The irony of VP Vance being shown at a celebration of culture and diversity is truly of an Olympic scale.
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The irony of VP Vance being shown at a celebration of culture and diversity is truly of an Olympic scale.
Well done, homie! I just finished watching Groundhog Day so this sketch popped up right on time. Cheers
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Well done, homie! I just finished watching Groundhog Day so this sketch popped up right on time. Cheers
Well done and hats off to this young man! Bonus points awarded for also crushing the hopes and dreams of the great Novak Djokovic. #ao #tennis #peopleActuallyDiedDuringCovid #vaccinesSaveLives
February 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Well done and hats off to this young man! Bonus points awarded for also crushing the hopes and dreams of the great Novak Djokovic. #ao #tennis #peopleActuallyDiedDuringCovid #vaccinesSaveLives
Lol. Nice. Or maybe he finally realized who's really paying the cost for the increased tariffs.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Lol. Nice. Or maybe he finally realized who's really paying the cost for the increased tariffs.
If his film was AI generated then it was neither ambitious nor "made" by Mr. Wiseman. It was made by the thousands of artists whose works went into the dataset that trained the model. Please be accurate. Zero Stars. #gta #indiefilm #movies #wtfIGN
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If his film was AI generated then it was neither ambitious nor "made" by Mr. Wiseman. It was made by the thousands of artists whose works went into the dataset that trained the model. Please be accurate. Zero Stars. #gta #indiefilm #movies #wtfIGN
Big win for SpaceU! But the real show was that DOUBLE COURT STORM! 😂 Why rush the floor once when twice would be better. I told yall Florida was built different. #UCF #knights #swampState #theHeatMakesUsCrazier
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Big win for SpaceU! But the real show was that DOUBLE COURT STORM! 😂 Why rush the floor once when twice would be better. I told yall Florida was built different. #UCF #knights #swampState #theHeatMakesUsCrazier
I dont have much hope for Mars or Earth II. Especially when one of the billionaires pushing to get us there is low key Quiverfull and thinks that Nazi salutes are a cool way to rile up people who vote differently than him.
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I dont have much hope for Mars or Earth II. Especially when one of the billionaires pushing to get us there is low key Quiverfull and thinks that Nazi salutes are a cool way to rile up people who vote differently than him.
Lol. This was the chuckle i needed this afternoon. Thank you, Mr. Willis. You win.
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Lol. This was the chuckle i needed this afternoon. Thank you, Mr. Willis. You win.
*doughier..... doughyier?..... baah!
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
*doughier..... doughyier?..... baah!
Thank you! I feel like John Oliver shouldve been a bit dougier but oh well 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Thank you! I feel like John Oliver shouldve been a bit dougier but oh well 🙃
What a hilarious moment! I love the random swagger and the thought that, even tho u 2 synced up for this brief instance in time and space, your paths will never cross again.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 AM
What a hilarious moment! I love the random swagger and the thought that, even tho u 2 synced up for this brief instance in time and space, your paths will never cross again.