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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 18h

It’s kind of annoying that us non-fans don’t have a say.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 4d

SCANDAL! @nevernotfunny.com @jimmypardo.com

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 6d

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO from the scene of the Gene Simmons car crash in Malibu. #genesimmons #kiss

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 6d

Just imagine the demon makeup on the airbag.

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 7d

just imagine the beautiful tone it would create when striking a trash can.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 7d

I want Hank Voight to bust an ICE agent for homicide on Chicago PD. And I want to get lost in Taylor Kinney’s eyes on Chicago Fire.

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 7d

Statues of limitation.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 7d

“1, 2, 3, 4 I declare thumb war!”

Trump: “No, you don’t!

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Trump: “I have ended 9 wars”

#trump #fucktrump

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 9d

@jimmypardo.com

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 10d

The Trump coin should be called the “Double Yen.” #trumpcoin #trump

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 11d

Great song! Bon Iver does an equally heartbreaking piano driven cover. Check it out if you haven’t already.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 11d

Thanks, Garon!

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 11d

Nothing but love, @mynameisgaron.bsky.social ! I promise! @nevernotfunny.com

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 14d

“…and you definitely can’t use a hard R”

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 14d

Hegseth order all these admirals and generals to Quantico just to announce he is waging a war on Just For Men beard dye. #quantico #hegseth

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 15d

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social someone on Reddit suggested I change “break glass” to “remain calm.” I think I like this better! @kristinekimmel.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 16d

Palmolive: Our soap moisturizes and softens your hands as it cuts grease, leaving your dishes spotless.

Dawn: Can it clean an oil-soaked duck?

Palmolive: .....it's dish soap. It's used to clean di...

Dawn: Can it clean a fucking oil-soaked duck?

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 17d

Glad you dig it!

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 17d

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social on @nevernotfunny.com you said no one ever makes anything for How to Survive. Hope this helps. Sadly, it’s not a tchotchke. @kristinekimmel.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 18d

NO YOU AREN'T SEEING THINGS- TRUMP REALLY IS PARTING HIS HAIR ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE NOW!!! #trump #tylenol

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 19d

This was great. It felt like two guys who respect the hell out of each other just catching up. I hope he makes his way to NNF soon.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 21d

I drew a Little Golden Book cover for the NNF 7/11 sign saga @jimmypardo.com @nevernotfunny.com @showmanandydaly.bsky.social @tonythaxton.bsky.social @mattbelknap.bsky.social @eliothochberg.bsky.social

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 22d

I believe that was still when you could still easily find a Mercury to eat.

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 24d

How would I go about getting an autographed copy of Demonic?

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tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 24d

Oh, great! And just like that another Jimmy canceled!

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