Lucy D'yalvol
@tendrilgoddess.bsky.social
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Just a weird dork who writes porn and plays video games~
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IM SCROLLING TINDERRERR
AND EATING SOME FRIEEEESSS
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Idjdudhebd Y-YES I THINK I WILL THANK YOU
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Shush bug, the big people are talking 🖤
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Hey Rastle we’ll split the profits if we take everything~? She won’t need it afterward soooo…
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I-I just have to not react. Yep. Mhmm.
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Ahahahahaa /oh gods I’m 300% normal about this scenario holy shit @///@/
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How to Speak to Mack, a Comprehensive Guide

Incorrect: Hey Mack how it be?

Correct: 🐾🦶👣👠👢👡🩴🩰🥾👟👞⛸️🥿
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I’m going to get you.



… Yes.
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I read everything and I’m still just stuck on microbrewery
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Use your inside voice dear 🖤
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Its actually good to swing the pendulum the other direction every so often! It’ll help keep you refreshed uvu~
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So while I worked for a patient outreach center a guy was saying how he had no issues with the company because we “Got him to the hospital quick when he tripped and fell on the SEE-MENT”

And it took me every ounce of self control to keep from saying “Cement? That’s CON-KREET BAYBEE”
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Instructions unclear. /There’s too many teeth/
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Tom Clancy’s American McGee’s Alice: Madness Returns
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Yes. Yes. A thousand times fucking yes???
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Damn and here I was gonna ask you to clean my feet with your tongue u3u~ Ah well! Get to work with your hair~
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Me, a connoisseur: Socks :)
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I’ve lost all interest in chess now.