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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 1d

now i'm not a scaredy cat but don't even JOKE about my whole TENGA stash disappearing 👻😱😭

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 5d

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PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP Strength Bundle

Time for Premium Pleasure with different strengths of the PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP. This bundle contains: PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP GENTLE PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP ...

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 5d

this PREMIUM bundle is for the fancy pants people. or should i say fancy not-wearing-pants people 🎩

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 7d

instead of "procrasturbating" your work, just consider masturbating your real task at hand!

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 8d

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TENGA Merch

Limited-edition TENGA Merch on TENGA STORE USA!

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 8d

my packing essentials for every trip 🧳

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 9d

has it gotten chilly where you live yet? or are you still cooling down with COOL TENGA?

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 12d

the only bond stronger than brotherhood is TENGANG.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 13d

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TENGA Advent Calendar 2025

EGGciting Countdown to Christmas with TENGA! This Christmas, We've Got Something Extra Special in Store for You! Celebrate this season with the TENGA Advent Calendar 2025, featuring 24 unique EGG sens...

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 13d

grab one early TENGANG 🎁

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 16d

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TENGA FLIP ORB Series

Bounding Orbs Await Within! The FLIP ORB contains firm, flexible orbs encased in soft elastomer that bound and ripple as you pass through! With several variations in this series, why not read our blog...

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 16d

when the TENGA FLIP flipped into existence it really flipped the game wide flippin' open. flip.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 21d

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TENGA EGG Regular Strength

Explore the Original Strength Versions of our popular TENGA EGGs! Find out how to choose one of our regular strength EGGs (and more!) here, or read our blog about how to use the EGGs.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 21d

some of you are ahead of the game on this, but did you know you can flip a TENGA EGG inside out and use it for clitoral stimulation?

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 23d

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TENGA EGG Regular Strength

Explore the Original Strength Versions of our popular TENGA EGGs! Find out how to choose one of our regular strength EGGs (and more!) here, or read our blog about how to use the EGGs.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 23d

Let's get crackin'! New TENGA EGGs are here! 🥚

The original and best EGG with renewed designs and sensations.

🇺🇸 Now Available!
🇪🇺/🇬🇧 Coming Soon!

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 26d

reserving at a fancy restaurant as "TENGA Social Media Manager" so they give me better service and comp the meal.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 26d

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 28d

they say college is the best time of your life, mainly cause there's student discounts on the TENGA Store.

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Student Discount

Students get 10% off all orders with a valid student email address on TENGA STORE USA. Shop now and claim your discount.

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · 29d

it's too bad we weren't around to do product placement in the "Beat It" music video :(

TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · Sep 12

want to get smarter? masturbating with TENGA products is a way of expanding your cultural intelligence! 🎌

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · Sep 10

i don't know much about these "AI relationships" but TENGA ROBO is definitely my best friend

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · Sep 8

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TNG Hoodie

Size (inch) M L XL Torso Length 22.4 24.8 25.9 Torso Width 26.3 28.7 29.9

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · Sep 8

what classes would you take at TENGA University?

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TENGA Global @tengaglobal.bsky.social · Sep 2

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TENGA Party Barrel

Get the Party Started! There ain't no party like a TENGA Party. Celebrate with an assortment of TENGA ORIGINAL VACUUM CUPs. Contents: 1 × TENGA ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP 1 × TENGA ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP GENTLE...

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