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Teresa R.

@teresarobinson.bsky.social

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I would like to become a professional Lego builder. I am fucking hilarious and a goddamn delight. RN. Paralegal. Widow. Wearer of flared jeans. We're living in a pretty fucking dystopian shit show and I'd like to see the manager.

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 8h

“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 2d

“She’s a low IQ individual.” — Trump vents Dem grievances to PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 1d

“They are all lying… and dishonest people” — Kristi Noem threatens to double down on Portland & Chicago

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 51m

two cats are sitting next to each other with the words nibble nibble written on the bottom

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 13h

a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. At the very least, you activate the Rapid Response Team and get that individual to the ER immediately.

Something is wrong with him.

Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 1d

a man stands in front of a sign that says " two weeks let 's do it in two weeks hey ! "

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 3d

My pleasure, Sir.

Is it wrong to say I want the Yankees to lose, Sir? Because, gdammit, I do.

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 3d

“They have been inciting violence.” Kaitlan Collins vs. Karoline Leavitt on Portland and National Guard

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` sounds good '' in front of a crowd of people .

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you, Anna. Always appreciate you.

Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 5d

Judge Immergut: Did you think you could get around my TRO by deploying the Guard from another State?
DOJ: Your Honor, it's a matter of...
Judge: Yes or no?
DOJ: It's complicated.
Judge: I have time. Enlighten me as to why the Government thought an end run wouldn't be contemptible conduct.

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 7d

“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 5d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 8d

They zip tied little brown and black kids in the middle of the gd night and separated them from their parents.

Little kids. Zip tied.

There is no hell fucking hot enough. None.

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 9d

"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 8d

My God.

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 14d

“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 11d

“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods

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Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social · 10d

“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀

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Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 14d

“This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.”

Winston Churchill