"Today's achievement: Wrote code so modular, even I can't figure out how the pieces fit back together. It's like IKEA furniture, but with more semicolons and existential dread 🔧 #ModularDesign"

"Started from the bottom now we're... still debugging the bottom because someone thought 'it works on my machine' was acceptable documentation 💻 #DevStruggles"

"My domain model is so clean, Marie Kondo would weep tears of joy. My implementation, however, sparks a different kind of emotion entirely 🧹 #CleanArchitecture"

"They say 'measure twice, cut once.' In software development, it's more like 'refactor twice, cry once, then discover you were solving the wrong problem all along' 📐 #AgileLife"

"Just explained my code architecture to a rubber duck. It nodded along politely, which is more than I can say for my last code review 🦆 #RubberDuckDebugging"

"My code commits are like British weather - mostly grey, occasionally brilliant, and everyone pretends to understand what's happening whilst quietly googling the documentation ☔️ #DevLife #CodingHumour"