Call Me Sir
@testofstress.bsky.social
44. MDNI. Poly.
Daddy energy.
Hard kinks but
I’ll hold your
hand.
Daddy energy.
Hard kinks but
I’ll hold your
hand.
Pinned
Who needs to be tucked in?
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Who needs to be tucked in?
I would write the entire world out of existence just to rest my mind in the calm of your presence.
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I would write the entire world out of existence just to rest my mind in the calm of your presence.
Sleep well, pervs.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Sleep well, pervs.
deepest oceans of despair
this vast and somber
charcoal night of space
have you given up yet?
What hope lingers in the
crevasses and corners
of your soul?
this vast and somber
charcoal night of space
have you given up yet?
What hope lingers in the
crevasses and corners
of your soul?
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
deepest oceans of despair
this vast and somber
charcoal night of space
have you given up yet?
What hope lingers in the
crevasses and corners
of your soul?
this vast and somber
charcoal night of space
have you given up yet?
What hope lingers in the
crevasses and corners
of your soul?
Paper faces on parade.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Paper faces on parade.
Is it too late for coffee??
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is it too late for coffee??
Wednesday begins one of the most difficult chapters of my life and I’m taking all of you fuckers with me.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Wednesday begins one of the most difficult chapters of my life and I’m taking all of you fuckers with me.
Life is tough so today’s effort is low but if you’d like to come over and take care of this I wouldn’t say no.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Life is tough so today’s effort is low but if you’d like to come over and take care of this I wouldn’t say no.
Being responsible for a whole ass conversation on eyelashes while watching the opening ceremony for the Olympics is peak performance for my account.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Being responsible for a whole ass conversation on eyelashes while watching the opening ceremony for the Olympics is peak performance for my account.
I’ve never had my lashes done but I’d have to avoid animated family movies.
I love getting fresh eyelashes but it seems like I get emotional every time within the first 24 hours..when I’m not supposed to get them wet.
So I’m off to distract myself for the next 22 hours 😬
So I’m off to distract myself for the next 22 hours 😬
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’ve never had my lashes done but I’d have to avoid animated family movies.
This is how the world heals.
Thank you! I agree fully! Titty based reward system for being a decent human! Pass it on!
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
This is how the world heals.
These are the ethics that should be ruling our world.
Boobs for ethical porn consumers only! Quote post with your own boobs & spread some joy on the Skyline! 🍒
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
These are the ethics that should be ruling our world.
Watch party, anyone?
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Watch party, anyone?
Anyone want to come make me breakfast?
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Anyone want to come make me breakfast?
Have I slept?
No.
No.
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Have I slept?
No.
No.
I’d hold you like this.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I’d hold you like this.
Now they have me watching JoJos Grand Adventure.
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Now they have me watching JoJos Grand Adventure.
Today I printed something out at work. Apparently the printer has been giving people issues and not working so when I went to collect my paper one of the office ladies asked how I got it to work.
I said “When I give a command I expect it to be followed. I’m usually obeyed.”
The audible gasps 🤣
I said “When I give a command I expect it to be followed. I’m usually obeyed.”
The audible gasps 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Today I printed something out at work. Apparently the printer has been giving people issues and not working so when I went to collect my paper one of the office ladies asked how I got it to work.
I said “When I give a command I expect it to be followed. I’m usually obeyed.”
The audible gasps 🤣
I said “When I give a command I expect it to be followed. I’m usually obeyed.”
The audible gasps 🤣
Shit man was that healing? I think that was kinda healing.
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shit man was that healing? I think that was kinda healing.