I'll never forget you, girl i had just met that day at a bar in Leeds who complimented me on how much i was pissing
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'll never forget you, girl i had just met that day at a bar in Leeds who complimented me on how much i was pissing
Claims to be pro-life
September 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Claims to be pro-life
Hey im tryna talk to you, you little twerp.
And im not very good at it so just like, like just gimme a sec here okay
And im not very good at it so just like, like just gimme a sec here okay
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hey im tryna talk to you, you little twerp.
And im not very good at it so just like, like just gimme a sec here okay
And im not very good at it so just like, like just gimme a sec here okay
Started lying abt my height to be 3 inches shorter to make my short friends seem even shorter
August 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Started lying abt my height to be 3 inches shorter to make my short friends seem even shorter
My golden charriot
August 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My golden charriot
Im in the McDonalds trypophobia basement
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Im in the McDonalds trypophobia basement
Answered a cold caller on the loo with "okay im litterally actively taking a shit so this better be a good scam call" and they hung up on me immediately :(
July 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Answered a cold caller on the loo with "okay im litterally actively taking a shit so this better be a good scam call" and they hung up on me immediately :(
Queen Elizabeth II and Pope Francis looking across the play room at Ozzie Ozbourne
July 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Queen Elizabeth II and Pope Francis looking across the play room at Ozzie Ozbourne
Everything reminds me of her...
July 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Everything reminds me of her...
Payday hit im in Wharf Chambers telling the bar staff the bring me to the chamber
July 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Payday hit im in Wharf Chambers telling the bar staff the bring me to the chamber
Pov: youre a bottle of bodywash watching me argue and with a shampoo bottle and lose
July 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pov: youre a bottle of bodywash watching me argue and with a shampoo bottle and lose
Almost forgot this was what its all about
July 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Almost forgot this was what its all about
Local oomfies should engage in ritual combat with me i think
July 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Local oomfies should engage in ritual combat with me i think
Bedhead skank dyke
July 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bedhead skank dyke
Oomf is the kind of person that makes me wanna grow and improve as a person simply so they'll like me more i think
July 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oomf is the kind of person that makes me wanna grow and improve as a person simply so they'll like me more i think
Once i ascend to power the weather forcast is 1000 years of blood btw to please dress appropriately
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Once i ascend to power the weather forcast is 1000 years of blood btw to please dress appropriately
They call me Cherry bc if you're not careful you'll end up with pits in your mouth
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
They call me Cherry bc if you're not careful you'll end up with pits in your mouth
For the longest time i couldnt manage to memorise my own phone number but a few months ago i scribbled it down for this fucking breathtakingly gorgeous woman and the fact i dont recall if i wrote it down right or not has given me all the motivation i need to get that shit locked down
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
For the longest time i couldnt manage to memorise my own phone number but a few months ago i scribbled it down for this fucking breathtakingly gorgeous woman and the fact i dont recall if i wrote it down right or not has given me all the motivation i need to get that shit locked down
Nothing more sensual than feeling a girl's stubble rubbing agianst your chin
May 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nothing more sensual than feeling a girl's stubble rubbing agianst your chin
Conditioning my friends is a love language i think
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Conditioning my friends is a love language i think
Dont write cheques with your mouth that you cant cash with your throat or whatever
May 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dont write cheques with your mouth that you cant cash with your throat or whatever
Reposted by CherryBerry 🍒
Now, every time they make a girl wait 12+ months for 100mg Spiro and 1mg E? I'm whispering in her ear and she's getting on injectable monotherapy in two weeks.
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Now, every time they make a girl wait 12+ months for 100mg Spiro and 1mg E? I'm whispering in her ear and she's getting on injectable monotherapy in two weeks.