That Autist Rob?
@thatautistrob.bsky.social
No Redhats, Nazis, or otherwise fascist chucklefucks allowed.
I post about autism, therapy, politics, funny shit, and life.
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.
Be kind, take no shit.
I post about autism, therapy, politics, funny shit, and life.
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.
Be kind, take no shit.
All Megyn Kelly needs to do is lose 40 (maybe 45) years, and she, too, can be Donald Trump’s type.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
All Megyn Kelly needs to do is lose 40 (maybe 45) years, and she, too, can be Donald Trump’s type.
Anyway, the “shoot your local pedophile” crowd is pretty quiet these days.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Anyway, the “shoot your local pedophile” crowd is pretty quiet these days.
I can’t imagine being as smugly servile as MAGA is. Everyday is a new, often conflicting, marching order. And everyday, it’s like MAGA marches like little ants to the cadence of whatever bigoted tune they’re told to sing that day.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I can’t imagine being as smugly servile as MAGA is. Everyday is a new, often conflicting, marching order. And everyday, it’s like MAGA marches like little ants to the cadence of whatever bigoted tune they’re told to sing that day.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
I would feel bad for Kim Davis, but then I’m reminded that I don’t.
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I would feel bad for Kim Davis, but then I’m reminded that I don’t.
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Why, oh why, would you feel the need to pardon 77 loyalists “in connection with the 2020 election” if no crimes or attempts to subvert a free and fair election were committed?
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why, oh why, would you feel the need to pardon 77 loyalists “in connection with the 2020 election” if no crimes or attempts to subvert a free and fair election were committed?
“When you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own crows, then we shall have peace.”
-King Théoden of Rohan
-King Théoden of Rohan
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“When you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own crows, then we shall have peace.”
-King Théoden of Rohan
-King Théoden of Rohan
We’re getting dangerously close in this country to the point where you’re going to have to make a choice between what is safe or comfortable, and what is right.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We’re getting dangerously close in this country to the point where you’re going to have to make a choice between what is safe or comfortable, and what is right.
Eat shit, Donald.
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Eat shit, Donald.
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote the Third-Era Hobbitonian chronicler Bilbo Baggins, the President of the United States is acting like “some knob-headed Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To quote the Third-Era Hobbitonian chronicler Bilbo Baggins, the President of the United States is acting like “some knob-headed Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.”
So many people calling for the guillotine seem to forget that 85% of the victims of the Terror were part of the Third Estate.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So many people calling for the guillotine seem to forget that 85% of the victims of the Terror were part of the Third Estate.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
NRA: We need guns to protect people who don’t have guns yet from people who do have guns by making sure that the good guys get guns because bad guys also have guns and the good guys use the good guns to stop the bad guys who use the bad guns and that’s why school shootings are actually a good thing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
NRA: We need guns to protect people who don’t have guns yet from people who do have guns by making sure that the good guys get guns because bad guys also have guns and the good guys use the good guns to stop the bad guys who use the bad guns and that’s why school shootings are actually a good thing.
Hey, MAGA Christians. I have a question for y’all:
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey, MAGA Christians. I have a question for y’all:
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
Remember, kids…
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remember, kids…
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
About once per week, I think about that scene in the second Austin Powers movie where Dr. Evil learns that his front company’s legitimate business ventures make 9 times the profit of his harebrained criminal enterprises.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
About once per week, I think about that scene in the second Austin Powers movie where Dr. Evil learns that his front company’s legitimate business ventures make 9 times the profit of his harebrained criminal enterprises.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN $42 PROTEST CHECK, GEORGE SOROS?!
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN $42 PROTEST CHECK, GEORGE SOROS?!
“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.”
-Col. Creighton Adams, at the Battle of the Bulge
-Col. Creighton Adams, at the Battle of the Bulge
October 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.”
-Col. Creighton Adams, at the Battle of the Bulge
-Col. Creighton Adams, at the Battle of the Bulge
The No Kings protests brought 8 million Americans - left, right, and center - to the streets to demonstrate that we are done with this administration’s bullshit.
And we did so without trashing the community and without crashing Grindr.
Meanwhile, Dear Leader had an AI slop temper tantrum.
And we did so without trashing the community and without crashing Grindr.
Meanwhile, Dear Leader had an AI slop temper tantrum.
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The No Kings protests brought 8 million Americans - left, right, and center - to the streets to demonstrate that we are done with this administration’s bullshit.
And we did so without trashing the community and without crashing Grindr.
Meanwhile, Dear Leader had an AI slop temper tantrum.
And we did so without trashing the community and without crashing Grindr.
Meanwhile, Dear Leader had an AI slop temper tantrum.
My favorite part of Trump’s AI response to the largest single-day protest in American history was that he put himself in a dress before flying a shitjet over the protests.
Damn, Donna.
Damn, Donna.
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My favorite part of Trump’s AI response to the largest single-day protest in American history was that he put himself in a dress before flying a shitjet over the protests.
Damn, Donna.
Damn, Donna.
Damn; MAGA is crashing the fuck out.
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Damn; MAGA is crashing the fuck out.
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s funny how all these fascists are obsessed with Tolkien shit. Their evil asses think they’re Aragorn or Gandalf, but really they aren’t Sauron or even Gollum; they’re Otho Sackville-Baggins, selling out the Shire to Sharkey because they married into the spoons-stealing branch of the family.
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s funny how all these fascists are obsessed with Tolkien shit. Their evil asses think they’re Aragorn or Gandalf, but really they aren’t Sauron or even Gollum; they’re Otho Sackville-Baggins, selling out the Shire to Sharkey because they married into the spoons-stealing branch of the family.
Congratulations, MAGA.
You jumped from “small government and limited federal overreach” to “FUCK YEAH I’M PRO AUTHORITARIAN POLICE STATE YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES FUCK YOUR RIGHTS AND FUCK MINE TOO YEEHAW CALL THE LAW AIN’T NO GOVERNMENT LIKE BIG GOVERNMENT SKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”
You jumped from “small government and limited federal overreach” to “FUCK YEAH I’M PRO AUTHORITARIAN POLICE STATE YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES FUCK YOUR RIGHTS AND FUCK MINE TOO YEEHAW CALL THE LAW AIN’T NO GOVERNMENT LIKE BIG GOVERNMENT SKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Congratulations, MAGA.
You jumped from “small government and limited federal overreach” to “FUCK YEAH I’M PRO AUTHORITARIAN POLICE STATE YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES FUCK YOUR RIGHTS AND FUCK MINE TOO YEEHAW CALL THE LAW AIN’T NO GOVERNMENT LIKE BIG GOVERNMENT SKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”
You jumped from “small government and limited federal overreach” to “FUCK YEAH I’M PRO AUTHORITARIAN POLICE STATE YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES FUCK YOUR RIGHTS AND FUCK MINE TOO YEEHAW CALL THE LAW AIN’T NO GOVERNMENT LIKE BIG GOVERNMENT SKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”
Every day, I’m convinced more and more that not enough Nazis were hanged at Nuremberg.
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every day, I’m convinced more and more that not enough Nazis were hanged at Nuremberg.
You mean to tell me that the guy who sent the military after cities and states who allowed protests against his human rights violations and child sex trafficking allegations didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Weird. Must be because of woke.
Weird. Must be because of woke.
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You mean to tell me that the guy who sent the military after cities and states who allowed protests against his human rights violations and child sex trafficking allegations didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Weird. Must be because of woke.
Weird. Must be because of woke.