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My wife hung this picture over the weekend while I was gone, and when I saw it, all I could think was, "Where did she get this picture of Kris Statlander"
#AEW

A picture that looks like Kris Statlander

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 3d

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie

thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 3d

Why else would they call it a rusty trombone?

Bryan Danielson sitting at a school desk explaining something

thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but Republicans don't give a fuck. Democrats need to quit bringing a rule book to a fist fight

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 4d

They can Surveil Deez Nuts

thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 5d

He's using the whacky tobaccy according to Pac

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 5d

I'm glad I don't know what 6, 7 means

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 6d

Get off yo damn phone~BK #AEW

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 6d

They should have sprayed seed in Olympia's eyes. Wait ..
#AWW

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 6d

2 things
1. PAC is totally taking over the Death Riders
2. Even at his age, Ishii only puts on bangers
#AEW

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 6d

The Nazis just went underground, and installed themselves into positions of power in politics and the churches.

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thateconguy.bsky.social @thateconguy.bsky.social · 6d

Send me $100. I don't have one of those cash apps, and my address is too sketchy for the post office, so send via carrier pigeon.

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