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Grumpy Scotsman
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Gaming posts // Idiot // lover of things // memory like a thing with a bad memory // Semi-Adequate #gamer 🕹️🎮👾 Also I do this: Twitch.tv/thatgrumpyscotsman #twitch
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · May 30
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Hey 👋 Me? I’m a part time streamer on Twitch, here on X you’ll find dad jokes, memes and relatable stuff. (Sometimes even stream stuff)

Also find me on Insta, Threads and X. Search for thatgrumpyscotsman.

Also. Be kind to each other, it’s not hard 💜
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 1h
It’s been three weeks since a tub of margarine fell on my foot and it STILL hurts…..

…… I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 15h
As i continue to get older, the more I begin to understand why my parents were always “just resting their eyes.”
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 15h
I mean, isn't that what my PC is for? 🎮🕹
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 1d
Adulthood is consistently turning out to be a procession of walking into rooms, forgetting why I went in there, going back to the couch and remembering what I was going into the other room for, but then I can’t be bothered going back.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 1d
Some streamers have more entitlement than a landlord during rent week. Only difference is the landlord might actually fix something.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 1d
I don't even know if people are trolling any more.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 1d
You'll have to put me in the ground before I stop 🕹🎮
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 2d
My wife saw me buying 2 handguns from a T-Rex and said, “what the hell was that about?”

I said, he’s my small arms dealer.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 4d
That’s an unfortunate side effect of an “always-online” world.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
Well at your age……
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
I’m not sure if I know how to stop anymore.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
Streamers: “This is a safe space.”

Also streamers: “Unless you didn’t gift five subs, then get out.”
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
This must be how I sound 🕹️🎮
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
I don’t care what you say, I only lost because they were looking at my corner of the screen! 🕹️🎮
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 5d
Aaaah I see what you did there.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 6d
A recent study has shown that listening to Queen albums can be hazardous to your health….

…. It’s because of the unusually high Mercury content.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 6d
If you’re the sort of person that says they’ll unfollow because I don’t interact with you enough, I’ll move on and not give you a second thought.

I’m not out here to pander to your ego, I’m just here to talk about games and try not to lose my mind while I do so.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 7d
This is where all my silly simulator games I love fall in.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 7d
I played days gone for the first time once it made it to PC. I must have been lucky because it didn’t feel to rough to me.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 7d
Remember when video games could just be “pretty good”? Now it’s either a masterpiece or a crime against humanity that HAS to be cancelled. Gamers are turning into a bunch of spoiled brats these days.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 8d
I love when folk say “cheer up, it might never happen.” Mate, it already did. That’s why I look like this.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 8d
Haha that’s a hell of a start to the morning.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 8d
This is why you don’t have kids, the dangers of Lego Duplo.
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 8d
*insert frowny face here* 🕹️🎮
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Grumpy Scotsman @thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social · 9d
I did not need this kind of truth for a Monday morning thank you 🎮🕹️
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