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1935 German Sues Department of Labor for Copyright Infringement

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Labor Department social media campaign depicts a White male workforce — The Washington Post
The campaign has drawn scrutiny, with critics saying it is not realistically portraying the country’s diversity and is sending messages that feel exclusionary.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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7 Million Protesters Waiting for Their Paychecks in Solidarity with #Federalworkers

#WeHateHimForFree
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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#MAGA Turns Against #SecondAmendment Fearing Brown People Will Defend Their Homes and Lives Against the Government

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Don Lemon telling people to arm themselves against ICE sparks MAGA fury — Newsweek
The ex-CNN anchor was speaking on podcast The Left Hook with Wajahat Ali when he made the comments.
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October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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#JDVance hiels #racist, #homophobic, #antisemetic, #transphobic #GOP members in a move that surprised no one

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‘It’s revolting’: More Young Republican chat members out of jobs as condemnation intensifies — POLITICO
POLITICO report on private Telegram chat filled with racist slurs and tropes ignites debate from New York to Washington.
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October 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#ProFascist #TrumpAdministration is targeting people with disabilities as #Project2025 moves towards 1939.

It’s not hyperbole, it’s a plan to slowly make the country comfortable with more and more discrimination.

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The Murder of People with Disabilities | Holocaust Encyclopedia
At the beginning of WWII, people with mental or physical disabilities were targeted for murder in what the Nazis called the T-4, or "euthanasia," program.
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October 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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#Chicago has #IceBarbie pissing herself
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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In #HegsethsArmy the #MurderofCivilians is Brave and Award-Worthy Instead of a #Warcrime

#currentevents #Notjusthistory

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According to Pete Hegseth, It’s “Brave” to Attack Innocent People — Esquire
Closing a Biden-administration review, the Secretary of Defense is allowing the soldiers who committed the Wounded Knee Massacre to keep their military honors.
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September 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Country Left #Unsurprised as #HeritageFoundation #FabricatesLies Again and Again

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Heritage Foundation Uses Bogus Stat to Push a Trans Terrorism Classification — WIRED
By inflating numbers and narrowing definitions, Heritage promotes a false link between transgender identity and violence in its push for the FBI to create a new terrorism category.
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September 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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#Congress Declares #October14 #Celebrate #Dead #Fascists Day

#CharlieKirk
#GOP
#Don’tForgetTheEpsteinFiles
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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#Nexstar Urges Urgent Approval of #Merger Citing Promise to #Führer Demolish #FreeSpeech if Granted #MoreControl

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Jimmy Kimmel and ABC reportedly fail to agree on deal to bring back late-night show — Philadelphia Inquirer
Jimmy Kimmel and ABC reportedly fail to agree on deal to bring back late-night show
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September 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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#FarRight #wannabedictator suppresses #FreeSpeech

#Peace
#FirstAmendment

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The White House Peace Vigil, after standing for decades, is dismantled — The Washington Post
Parts of the vigil were removed earlier this month after Trump ordered, “Take it down.” On Thursday night, only the vigil volunteers and some signs remained.
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September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The #DOEd Deletes the Ed and Accepts A God: Only the #White, #Cis, #Male, #Cosplay #Christian #God

“#TurningPointUSA…is more resolved than ever to advance God-centered, virtuous education for students flourishing across our nation,” -Hertzberg, Chief SS Officer

#WWHitlerD
September 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it

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FCC Chair Threatens Jimmy Kimmel Over Charlie Kirk Monologue Comments; ABC Pulls Show — The Hollywood Reporter
ABC has suspend 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' in the wake of Brendan Carr threatening ABC affiliates following the late-night host's comments about the suspected Kirk shooter's politics.
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September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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#NadWife #karolineLeavitt tragically #delusional after extensive exposure to #oldman with #severedementia

#Nazi #TradWife
#AreWeStillBlamingMoldyBread?
#charliekirk
#nowhitewashing

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Karoline Leavitt Touts Bizarre Holy Sign After Charlie Kirk’s Death — The Daily Beast
Trump’s press secretary shared a bonkers post to her Instagram Stories on Tuesday. Published Sep. 16 2025 11:46PM EDT President Donald Trump’s Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt shared a bizarre post on...
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September 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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#TrumpAdministration causes shooting of #ICEAgent: #casestudy shows #FederalAgents safer when #public trusts them

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ICE officer fatally shoots man during traffic stop in Chicago suburb, authorities say — WBEZ Chicago
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers were conducting “targeted law enforcement activity” in Franklin Park when they stopped the vehicle, according to a statement from the agency.
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September 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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#Trump announces #investigation into his own administration

“My administration will find each and every one of those that contributed to this atrocity, and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it.”

#checkthePedoFiles
#Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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#Karen calls police on neighbors and it goes exactly how you expected it to

#ToriBranum

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After ICE Raid, Trump Now Wants Korean Workers to Stay in U.S. — TIME
The U.S. may even create a new visa category for Korean workers so foreign investment isn’t disrupted.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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#TexasRepresentative realizes she is less #ProLife than she thought

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Ex-Texas Rep. Jodie Laubenberg, 2013 abortion law author, dies — The Texas Tribune
Rep. Jeff Leach, R-Plano, announced her passing Monday, calling her “one of the first and most effective fighters” for the anti-abortion movement.
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September 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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#BelieveSurvivors: they are stronger than any of us
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A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.
Epstein Victims Reveal They’re Compiling Own Client List
Six survivors of Epstein’s crimes came together to speak to NBC News.
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September 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#Trump #GOP #BLS nominee acknowledges the #USA’s #failure to actively incorporate #women into the workforce or to #empowerwomen politically.

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Trump’s BLS nominee discussed controversial theory on gender IQ with interns — The Washington Post
Trump’s nominee to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics, E.J. Antoni, discussed a controversial scientific theory on gender IQ differences with Heritage interns.
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September 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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#AlphaMales still flaunting their #weakness: their #fear of #gays is easier to #surrender to than #doingthework needed to promote a #healthysociety

#TrumpIsTakingNotes
#GayAgenda

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Nation of Burkina Faso will start throwing gay people in jail — LGBTQ Nation
Burkina Faso never banned homosexuality before, but now it will be punished with years in prison. Tuesday, September 02, 2025 The West African nation of Burkina Faso’s ruling junta unanimously passed ...
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September 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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#CharlieKirk acknowledges his #MyspaceLevelValue to society: begs #TaylorSwift to give him some headlines

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MAGA host says Taylor Swift must “submit” to Travis Kelce after wedding: “You are not in charge” — LGBTQ Nation
The anti-LGBTQ+ Charlie Kirk said Swift has been a bad role model for women by staying single into her thirties. Sunday, August 31, 2025 Turning Point USA founder and president Charlie Kirk during a v...
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August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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#Trump asks #Russia for #beautytips as his body continues to #decompose live on television.

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Lenin's Body Improves with Age
Russian scientists have developed experimental embalming methods to maintain the look, feel and flexibility of the Soviet Union's founder’s body, which is 145 years old today
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August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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#RealAmericans #SupportOurTroops, they don’t deploy them against #American cities.

No link, just facts
August 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM