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Nick Powers
@thatnickpowersguy.bsky.social
I make spreadsheets.
Author, Coaster Enthusiast, Activist, Half-Million Followers on TikTok.
The Big Beautiful Bill is going to change how we pay taxes.

USA Facts breaks it down: bit.ly/4lV17i3

I’m working with them to spread awareness, so please go check out the link.
US Federal Income, Corporate, and Payroll Taxes: Overview and Statistics | USAFacts
Only two things are certain: death and taxes. And while taxes are certain, they’re certainly not straightforward.
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July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
April 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Trump Tracker 2/4/25
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
REAL FAST—You’re worthy of love. No matter how you’re feeling right now.

Unless you react to messages with 👍. Those people deserve to be alone.
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Quick reminder:
You’re not following me because I post popular opinions.

You follow me because I show you my findings when I look stuff up. What I find is often unpopular because I don’t say the universally agreed on thing if the evidence I find shows it’s not true.
January 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s weird that there are conservatives who love Star Trek and don’t see the irony. It’s literally atheist space communism.
January 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let me get this straight.

We can’t make fun of a Healthcare CEO being shot but conservatives can make fun of people losing their homes and loved ones in a fire.

Pro-life at it again.
January 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My biggest goal in life is to be a person known for making lists of things. One day, I want someone somewhere to get a notification and think “Nick just dropped another list EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING QUIET.”
December 31, 2024 at 2:19 PM
The weirdest thing about my career as a content creator is when I collab with other creators, it’s expected that I play the straight man.

I’m so far from straight in every sense of that word.
December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Why are true crime shows always about murder? Why aren’t there any episodes about coupon counterfeiters, or unlawful export of pigeons?
December 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Stranger: Omg what’s your dogs name?!
Person with dog: His name is Kitten!
S: But he’s a dog.
P: Yes.
S: You shouldn’t give names that are that inaccurate.
P: Wait… what’s your name again?
S: … Hunter.
P: 🧐
December 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
If you live in Texas, can you PLEASE take 5 seconds to send this letter to your state reps?

If you don’t live in Texas, can you share so someone in Texas can see it?

bit.ly/3BkAIs7
Texas Needs Relief from High Energy Bills!
Note: This action alert is for Texas residents only. Act now and join fellow Texans in your area who are sending a powerful message...
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December 7, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Is there an “I don’t give af about sports” checkbox I can click? Just for, like, everything?
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 AM
(Niche roller coaster meme)
Red Force as of November 11th:
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Them: “So what do you do?”
Me: “I’m an author, I—“
Them: “Oh wow! Anything I might know?”
Me: “Well you know my full name so you have more information to help answer that question than I do.”
November 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
If you own a business that’s a signature in your community like a local theme park, theatre, etc. and you decide to retire, the most SELFISH thing you can do is sell it to a corporation or close it. 1/5
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 AM
“Other people should do the learning FOR ME!”
November 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM
“I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE IN THIS TIMELINE! 😭”

Who did you vote for? Did you vote? Was your protest distinguishable from apathy?

It’s time to start holding yourself accountable.
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Being autistic and having special interests is a fascinating thing.

An awesome coaster is being torn down. People know I like roller coasters so now everyone I know is sending me messages saying, “This thing you love is DEAD! Did you know?!”

And I just have to treat it like it’s normal.
November 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
We literally held an election of officers and this is the CEO we chose.
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Hey can someone tell me how to *gestures to all of this shit*?
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
This election has proven that we don’t mind people like this being in power because we, as a country, either:
A) Prefer people like this.
B) Are upset that the ones who aren’t like this aren’t perfect enough.

So anyway, this is okay, right?
TRUMP’S NOMINEE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES WROTE TUITION REIMBURSEMENT IN THE MEMO LINE OF CHECK HE USED TO PAY A MINOR FOR SEX.

But anyway, EGG PRICES AMIRIGHT?!!
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Trump’s strategy for cabinet picks is very reminiscent of Saban’s strategy for being loyal to the original material for Samurai Pizza Cats.
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Evidently I’m old now. I’m on vacation from content/work and I’m still waking up at 6 am every day and ENJOYING IT.

What is this world coming to?
November 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Ugh. I guess here we are.
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM