[[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]]
@thatsalesman1997.bsky.social
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S0 TH1S IS [[trash-heap]]S [[new super !]] [[technolicky]]!?! WH0 FIND S TH1S [[hot, hot! hot!!! this season!!!]]
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SHR1mP 0n SALE [[now]] BuY N0w OR G3t [[die]] ! !
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I @M A [[stone temple]] [[brother]] WH0m oF WHICH 1 [[hyperlinkblocked]] V3RY [[bery]] MUCH ! !
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[[@everyone]] [[Attention!]] Y0u ALL [[are]] BIn [[post]]ING [[myths]] TH2T I [[had]] #$%& W1TH THE [[damn]] [[boob toob]]! !
IV e S33n Y0Ur [[works of art!]] @ND Y0u RE ALL
MAKE M3 [[sick!]]
I AM G0inG T0 [[bee]] V3RY [[sick]]
B3CAUSE WH3n Y0u [[ride the funky side]] Y0u [[regurgitate]] [[guts]]
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IS [[have you seen this man before?]] @ [[single]] S1TUATION 0r SH0ULD I [[check the brake]]?
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TH@Ts [[art]] KIdz! !
T@KE N0te [[of the people you]] [[despise]] BEc@USE TH3y ARE -

OH [[@^#%&]] THEY rE G0NNA-
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[[find]] M3! THEYr 3 C0mIN [[from the]] [[My @$#%@^]]
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[[grr]]! !
G3T TH1s [[gloopie]] 0FF My [[gayming setup]] [[this instant young man!]]! !
0r I mG0nNA - GONNA ! !
EHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHE
[[crispy chips]]
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S0 TH@Ts H0w I B3CAME [[dontforget]]! ! !

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[[help.]]
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[[hubba-bubba]]! WH0s THIS [[stack]] 0f [[half-off]] [[chewing-gum]] ! !

L00kS [[sticky]] T0 TH3 [[taste]]! ! !
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KR1S! ! TH1S C0uLD B3 [[us]] IF Y0u JUST [[request accept]]
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3GG!?
Y0u DON t[[bring]] Up [[boys]] FR0M TH3 [[soil]] ON [[your-owns]]! !
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H3y HEY! ! 1 0nCE [[occupatione]]D TH3RE! !
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I W1LL N3VER [[act]] W1TH TH@T [[boob-toob]] 3VER @GAIN! !
W0rST [[deal]] IN My [[ant-sized]] [[rapidly shrinking]] [[@^#^%]] ! !
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W@KE UP [[shmoe]]! !
1 LL [[show]] Y0u WH0sE TH3 [[broken script]] IN TH1S H3RE SID3 0f - [[@%#&]]! !
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Y0u [[slimey]]S N33D T0 [[learn more]] AB0ut [[me]]! ! S0 T@KE YOUR [[accute works]] @ND [[shift]] TH3m UP [[your]] [[@%#$@]] [[my ass]]