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Tyler
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33 • Chicago • a gay homosexual • cooking, journalism, delusions, etc. • CEO of over-booking myself at concerts 8 days a week
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sorry i can’t hear you over me being gay
The horny gay sex hockey show has unfortunately taken over my life
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
how it feels living in an actual snow globe
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
me trying to get Audrey Hobert’s attention for tickets to the sold out chicago show
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
being toasty at home while there’s a literal snowstorm outside is unrivaled levels of h*rny
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
heard chicago’s got some inches for me tonight 😏
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
absolutely insane behavior naming Nelly Furtado’s debut album “Whoa, Nelly!” just incredible work.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
AND WHO THE FUCK IS MADELINE
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
His dick got abducted by a UFO 😭😭😭
Ufo
spotify.link
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
making Carla Lalli Music personal pot of beans tn somebody check on my mental wellbeing ✨✨✨
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it’s a good time to be a fan of English women artists like my god we are EATINGGG
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Tate McRae sounds like the name of a car. Like a DeLorean. Or Lightning McQueen.
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What was the first song you remember loving as a child?

Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Alison Roman Gorgeous Chili™️ and green chile cornbread from Santa Fe 🙂‍↕️
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Today’s my 7 year anniversary with this lil cutie! Still can’t believe he’s tolerated me for this long (even seems to enjoy it???) but thank fuck he has ‘cause he’s all I want in the world!

Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When the strap of a tote bag gently falls off my shoulder I feel like an artisanal little slut
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🎶 With arms wide opennn 🎶
If the planet continues to warm at its current rate, exposure to wildfire smoke will kill an estimated 70,000 Americans each year by 2050, according to new research. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/c...
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
but why did I not get Audrey Hobert tickets or Alison Roman tickets in the same day

Why is everything bad
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’ve never missed one Gaga tour but these fucking prices feel like I’ve finally hit my ceiling. I don’t understand how so many people willingly pay $1.2k+ for seats that were $400 a few years ago?!

Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting
September 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How is it possible that new Slayyyter sounds like if Le Tigre and The B-52’s and Gravy Train!!!! had a psychobilly baby but also like something completely fresh and brand new??
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am normally an advocate for spooky season not starting until after the autumn equinox but due to the daily horrors of this year I started Sept. 1st
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why does my hometown call it San Japan and not JapanAntonio
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
patiently waiting for my fiddle leaf to topple over and crush me so i don’t have to work anymore
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let’s see you at 21

That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Spooky szn starting early with a Scream Queens rewatch… god it never not hits
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM