Tyler
@thatswhattysaid.bsky.social
33 • Chicago • a gay homosexual • cooking, journalism, delusions, etc. • CEO of over-booking myself at concerts 8 days a week
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The horny gay sex hockey show has unfortunately taken over my life
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The horny gay sex hockey show has unfortunately taken over my life
how it feels living in an actual snow globe
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
how it feels living in an actual snow globe
me trying to get Audrey Hobert’s attention for tickets to the sold out chicago show
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
me trying to get Audrey Hobert’s attention for tickets to the sold out chicago show
being toasty at home while there’s a literal snowstorm outside is unrivaled levels of h*rny
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
being toasty at home while there’s a literal snowstorm outside is unrivaled levels of h*rny
heard chicago’s got some inches for me tonight 😏
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
heard chicago’s got some inches for me tonight 😏
absolutely insane behavior naming Nelly Furtado’s debut album “Whoa, Nelly!” just incredible work.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
absolutely insane behavior naming Nelly Furtado’s debut album “Whoa, Nelly!” just incredible work.
AND WHO THE FUCK IS MADELINE
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
AND WHO THE FUCK IS MADELINE
His dick got abducted by a UFO 😭😭😭
Ufo
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October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
His dick got abducted by a UFO 😭😭😭
making Carla Lalli Music personal pot of beans tn somebody check on my mental wellbeing ✨✨✨
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
making Carla Lalli Music personal pot of beans tn somebody check on my mental wellbeing ✨✨✨
it’s a good time to be a fan of English women artists like my god we are EATINGGG
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
it’s a good time to be a fan of English women artists like my god we are EATINGGG
Tate McRae sounds like the name of a car. Like a DeLorean. Or Lightning McQueen.
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Tate McRae sounds like the name of a car. Like a DeLorean. Or Lightning McQueen.
What was the first song you remember loving as a child?
Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂
Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What was the first song you remember loving as a child?
Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂
Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂
Alison Roman Gorgeous Chili™️ and green chile cornbread from Santa Fe 🙂↕️
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Alison Roman Gorgeous Chili™️ and green chile cornbread from Santa Fe 🙂↕️
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Today’s my 7 year anniversary with this lil cutie! Still can’t believe he’s tolerated me for this long (even seems to enjoy it???) but thank fuck he has ‘cause he’s all I want in the world!
Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖
Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Today’s my 7 year anniversary with this lil cutie! Still can’t believe he’s tolerated me for this long (even seems to enjoy it???) but thank fuck he has ‘cause he’s all I want in the world!
Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖
Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖
When the strap of a tote bag gently falls off my shoulder I feel like an artisanal little slut
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When the strap of a tote bag gently falls off my shoulder I feel like an artisanal little slut
🎶 With arms wide opennn 🎶
If the planet continues to warm at its current rate, exposure to wildfire smoke will kill an estimated 70,000 Americans each year by 2050, according to new research. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/c...
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
🎶 With arms wide opennn 🎶
but why did I not get Audrey Hobert tickets or Alison Roman tickets in the same day
Why is everything bad
Why is everything bad
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
but why did I not get Audrey Hobert tickets or Alison Roman tickets in the same day
Why is everything bad
Why is everything bad
I’ve never missed one Gaga tour but these fucking prices feel like I’ve finally hit my ceiling. I don’t understand how so many people willingly pay $1.2k+ for seats that were $400 a few years ago?!
Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting
Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting
September 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve never missed one Gaga tour but these fucking prices feel like I’ve finally hit my ceiling. I don’t understand how so many people willingly pay $1.2k+ for seats that were $400 a few years ago?!
Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting
Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting
How is it possible that new Slayyyter sounds like if Le Tigre and The B-52’s and Gravy Train!!!! had a psychobilly baby but also like something completely fresh and brand new??
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
How is it possible that new Slayyyter sounds like if Le Tigre and The B-52’s and Gravy Train!!!! had a psychobilly baby but also like something completely fresh and brand new??
I am normally an advocate for spooky season not starting until after the autumn equinox but due to the daily horrors of this year I started Sept. 1st
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I am normally an advocate for spooky season not starting until after the autumn equinox but due to the daily horrors of this year I started Sept. 1st
why does my hometown call it San Japan and not JapanAntonio
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
why does my hometown call it San Japan and not JapanAntonio
patiently waiting for my fiddle leaf to topple over and crush me so i don’t have to work anymore
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
patiently waiting for my fiddle leaf to topple over and crush me so i don’t have to work anymore
Let’s see you at 21
That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻
That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s see you at 21
That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻
That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻
Spooky szn starting early with a Scream Queens rewatch… god it never not hits
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Spooky szn starting early with a Scream Queens rewatch… god it never not hits