oh my

the neapolitan thigh highs are a genius addition

Ain't no one ever chucked nuts like you were.
I think it probably violated one of the Geneva conventions. Something about proportionality and excessive harm?

I have jumped the shark...

Pressed in yeast <3

The woke left has turned my birthday into a birththey.

Damn I'm getting old. Anyone got a spare mobility scooter for me to cruise around on? Even a walking stick would do. Might get myself some sewing supplies.

*Unrolls proboscis*
Hi blue sky here are my special interests:
🤎Dumpsters
🤎Banana Peels(Rotting)
🤎Feces(Fresh)
🤎Rubbing my hands together
🤎Bad hygiene
🤎Orbiting Humans
🤎Catching new scents
🤎Spreading disease
🤎Laying my maggots
🤎Abandoning my maggots
🤎YOLOing these next 30 days

well fuck

Watching my friends die one by one in hardcore Minecraft is a strangely sombre experience. Making them little graves and having to watch their builds slowly corrode and get taken over by vines is much sadder than I would have expected.

you're just jealous because you're Scottish

huh

Beyond pissed at the fact that our amazing local bakery that shut down a while ago due to the cost of rent has been replaced by a fucking iCrack.
There's already like 3 of them within a couple of minutes.
Get your shitty phone repair and vape shop off this hallowed ground.