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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 2d

Why are they showing me Jame Gumb’s Temu cart?

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 5d

He went to uni

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 7d

Need to remember the I’m not cooler than the other mums at school.

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 9d

I’m not trying to be cool kooky fun mum, I would just like to get my face painted also please.

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 12d

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 20d

One of the only two people who likes my posts on this app just quit social media. Good for them, but now it’s just my husband and if he doesn’t keep it up it’s Divorce City, man.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 22d

And did he leave my mother (also a parent by 21) alone at home dealing with four kids under 10 while he was off stirring shit for $2 coins? No, at least 3/4 of us were also there, waiting in the pub beer garden, scamming his malicious earnings to buy sausage sizzles.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 22d

Just found out the reason my Dad and his friends used to busk in my hometown every Saturday morning mostly to antagonise and drown out an evangelical street preacher hassling people across the road. This man had four kids by 30 and yet he still had time for hijinks, antics, and shenanigans.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 24d

Women only want one thing and it’s
✨💎~ 𝒟𝒾-𝒜𝐻-𝓂♡𝓃𝒹𝓈 ~💎✨

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 25d

He did get to pass me, one birth and two attempts later. Maybe that felt like a redemption arc.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 25d

Sometimes I think about the RTA Driving Assessor who had to fail me when I was 39 weeks pregnant and that he must have felt like a bit of a dick.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 28d

Are these?

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · 29d

Cat Protection Society Admin: And why are you surrendering your cat today?
Richard Fairbrass, lead singer of Right Said Fred: I’m too sexy for my cat.
Cat Protection Society Admin: Too sexy for your cat?
Richard Fairbrass: What you think about that?

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Oct 4

Cat Protection Society Admin: And my are you surrendering your cat today?
Richard Fairbrass, lead singer of Right Said Fred: I’m too sexy for it.
Cat Protection Society Admin: Poor pussy.
Richard Fairbrass: Poor pussy cat.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Oct 1

Ice-T speaking angrily on the phone: Detective Odafin Tutuola! What, you want me to spell it for ya?
Yeah man, it’s unusual name, spelling it out would be good.

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 24

Fair. What about a lavender?

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 24

If these men don’t start cutting the shit, I’m going to start calling them all ‘big boy’ in the most patronising tone possible.

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 24

Blue with white and yellow daisies!

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 23

Nuts, chocolate, crunchy noodley business? Dubai chocolate is sounding a lot like these guys to me

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 20

Just saw both Steve Martin and Jason Isaacs post positive covid tests on their instagrams which leads me to believe they’ve been hanging out. Without me. Again.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 18

Kimmel has always been my preferred Jimmy.

Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 17

Spotted a hot girl wearing a kangol. They’re back baby!

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 16

How much security do you think protects Walt Disney's frozen head? I think pass card at minimum.

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Spooky Joe @the1987show.bsky.social · Sep 16

Oh no! I had a mate in high school who would order Japanese with a French accent, but that was more of a being pretentious thing.

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