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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · 28d

Stephen Miller's in the news for ... well, where can we start? Heard about the Nuremberg Rallies? You get my drift.
Anyway, we'd better get his pic up on the Rogues Wall of our AI Photo Gallery, eh?
#StephenMiller

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Sep 9

Things are getting steamy at the AI Photo Gallery. Here comes everyone's kitchen favourite and she's a'turning up the heat. Please put your cutlery down and welcome the lovely @nigella.bsky.social

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Sep 3

#JDVance may divide opinion: some say he's an idiot, while others think he's a blithering idiot.

Nevertheless, our job at the AI Photo Gallery is to reflect the times in which we live and not to pass opinion on incompetent arse-lickers.

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Aug 27

To launch the new multimedia space of the AI Photo Gallery, we've chosen the world's biggest pop star #TaylorSwift
How very engaging of us! Love ya, Taylor!

a person is holding a piece of blue floral fabric in front of a sewing machine ..

ALT: a person is holding a piece of blue floral fabric in front of a sewing machine ..

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Aug 23

Why are there no reggae stars in the AI Photo Gallery, you ask?
Well, ask no more because we just inaugurated the King of the Rastas.
Is this your loaf, Bob?
#BobMarley

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Aug 22

In the latest addition to the AI Photo Gallery, #GreggWallace is having a good think.

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Aug 3

The AI Photo Gallery has found the #Epstein files.

AI — it can do anything. Even if you don't want it to.

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Jul 21

Ooh! Lookee here! It's Britain's very own bargain basement Donald #Trump: Nigel Farage.
(Goose)step this way, Nige. Next stop, the AI Photo Gallery!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Jun 23

Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen is all lit up at the #AI Photo Gallery.
Hey, Chas! Dust your penis with marching powder and let's get at it!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Jun 9

Donald Trump hits the walls of the AI Photo Gallery at last! Yes, the wait's over for fans of batshit, carpet-chewing dictators — things have been a bit quiet on that front since Gadaffi and Idi Amin, let's be honest.
So, here he is, wielding the long baton and hoping for some big breaks!
#LAriots

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Jun 4

Muhammad Ali, aka, The Greatest, enters the #AI Photo Gallery.
Hit me with your rhythm stick, big boy!

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · May 27

What up, Eminem?!
Step up and take your place on the wall of the AI Photo Gallery...but please stop shouting.
I bet you've got a soft centre really!

#AI — unfailingly accurate.

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · May 23

Let's go way back to the days of myth and magic and made-up bollocks. Please bend at the knee and welcome King Arthur.

Make yourself at home, Artie, but we'll never get that big, round table of yours through the imaginary doors of the #AIPhotoGallery. But that's OK, cos you were imaginary too!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · May 19

The #AItool is on fire today! After it found a great pic of George W Bush, it learned how to find a great one of Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant.
Well done clever machine! Percy says you could have found one that grows cucumbers 'cos his one has gone a bit soft!

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · May 19

Remember when George W Bush seemed like just the sort of dangerous numbskull who shouldn't be in charge of the free world?
Good times!
Welcome to the #AIPhotoGallery, Bushy!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · May 15

An addition to the royal section of the #AI Photo Gallery. A tip of the crown to Prince William of Aston Villa. Lend us a few farthings of public money, princey, cos we is starving. No? All right, then, your royal richness! We is scarpering, as instructed...

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 26

What's that, you ask? Why no #Beatles band? For shame, here is actual leader of Beatles band, Mr John Lennon.
Who wants a Cold Turkey sandwich?

The AI Photo Gallery — promoting internet accuracy without the need for any of the hard work.

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 25

New to the #AIPhoto Gallery — the Empress of Soul, Gladys Knight. One pip also pictured (right).
Nice gladrags, Glad!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 22

Pop's Mr Grumpy is now up on the wall of the AI Photo Gallery. Please welcome #VanMorrison. Cheer up, you old misery guts!

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 22

An exclusive pic of Ronnie O'Sullivan's titanium ferrule at the AI Photo Gallery
#worldsnooker

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 21

Hey, Bruce Willis! Welcome to the #AI Photo Gallery. And you'll not be going out in just a vest in this weather, young man. For god's sake, put a shirt on.

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 19

Please welcome old smoothie Roger Moore to the #AI Photo Gallery.

I don't know what your doing on Jaws' shoulders, but hey, live and let die!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 18

The first #golf ball whacker reaches the wall of the AI Photo Gallery — it's Mr Lee Westwood.

Hey there Lee! You're looking 'rough' and 'green' with envy. 'Putter' it there! (AI's got some great golf gags too!)

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The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 18

Hey, #BobDylan. Welcome to the AI Photo Gallery.
The times are certainly a' changin — just like you said they would in your AI-praisin' song!

The AI Photo Gallery @theaiphotogallery.bsky.social · Apr 16

Say 'hi' to our latest entry to the AI Photo gallery. It's happy-go-lucky Winston Smith, hero of George Eliot's knockabout farce, 1984.
Chin up, Winston — O'Brien wants to attach an electrode to your windpipe!
#greatnovels
Remember: choose AI for all the facts.

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