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Akita Neru

@theakitaneruone.bsky.social

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Parody Account! Retired troll. Grown, unemployed adult. EGS username: AkitaGooNeru, if you want to add me let me know ahead of time, please! No DNI list, just be a good person. Banner by @angiejm__artt on Twitter. PFP by Lica on Pixiv.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · Jun 29

Updated sources:
Banner from x.com/CuriVocaloid..., made by @angiejm__artt on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks to @vyngus.bsky.social for notifying me who the artist was and where it was from.
PFP from www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/..., made by Lica on Pixiv.

Curi Vocaloid on X: "Si Neru fuera peruana viviría en La Victoria Curi hecho por @angiejm__artt en el Discord #VOCALOID #HatsuneMiku #AkitaNeru #初音ミク #亞北ネル #CuriVocaloid https://t.co/9Qp2tHhWje" / X

Si Neru fuera peruana viviría en La Victoria Curi hecho por @angiejm__artt en el Discord #VOCALOID #HatsuneMiku #AkitaNeru #初音ミク #亞北ネル #CuriVocaloid https://t.co/9Qp2tHhWje

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 2d

The sun is leaking.

A shot from regular show depicting Muscleman as... I dunno.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 4d

Bitches love my flip phone.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 11d

We need a Vocaloid RPG that's actually fun.

Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 14d

Did you know that Hatsune Miku appears in 7th Dragon 2020 and 2020-II? You didn't? Well, now you do.
Rescuing her from the dreaded dragon invasion lets you unlock arranged tracks featuring her presence! The soundtrack itself is already good, but the addition of Miku might please your vocaloid crave.

A picture of plush Miku with the caption:
Copy | Look Up | Add Sticker | Share...

Why woulf she say that ???

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15d

https://youtu.be/BO_2-PH4wvs New video.

Luminae Percs.

YouTube video by Akita "Raven" Neru

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15d

Who made her sad?

A edited picture of adachi rei with a very cartoony crying and a smile turned upside down.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 16d

Teto wants to kiss me again.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 16d

The block button is down the hall and to the left.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 17d

How the hell do people use third-party apps?? I can only see comment notifications!

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 17d

Look at this creature. It is devious and will eat the meatstock in your fridge. Be aware.

Pink-haired Lucier fighter from 7th Dragon (DS, Japan only) as a cute 3D figure. Fighters are the only class that can eat meat items in that game, as such please be aware this little cat-eared diva might get into your house at night and will only leave your veggies behind. Maybe.

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datcravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 18d

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 18d

Some people are too weird. Thirsty, even.

Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 18d

MY MOM

Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 18d

Wanna know?

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 19d

I know someone else who could.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 19d

Thing I'm grateful for the followers of this account is that no one acted like a weirdo towards my partner (AFAIK). Thanks for being functioning members of society that aren't thirsty for literally every girl!

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 19d

I don't know what to post. Play 7th Dragon III Code VFD or Armored Core 6 or Etrian Odyssey or something.

"Serie", a particularly important elf from Frieren Beyond Journey's End

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 19d

Hello, this is the new account manager speaking
I only got to log in just now because I am a bit peabrained but I did it...
Expect me to speak similarly to the previous pretty beatiful person because we share similar braincell structure. Yup
But I reference other things. You've been warned!

Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 24d

@jilldrill.bsky.social will be partially managing my account starting today, September 19th, 2025.
This is because the shit that hit the shit is out of my control.
If any of you need to DM me, I'm on Discord at "@definitelyaraven".
Banner: x.com/CuriVocaloid...
PFP: www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/...

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 24d

So long, goofballs. I'll hopefully see ya'll again eventually.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 24d

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 25d

The shit hit the shit. I can't be active anymore. (Perfect timing, too!)
I'll try to check up occasionally, but I might just give my account to someone else for the time being until it's resolved.. If it ever gets resolved.
AUTOMSGID: 82GdwB$#/A!N

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 25d

Oh, and finally, for real, I wasn't specific when I said "it was just pixels", this was just me (horribly, so I don't fully blame you for interpreting me the way you did.), I was trying to comfort greensquid and assure them that their honest mistake wasn't taken too seriously. That's on me.

Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 25d

BTW, I typed this even though I have not gotten a chance to decompress yet. This helped me decompress a little bit, but I'm still redlining my internal PSI and can explode at anytime.
Again, if I say anything that hurts you, let me know ASAP so I can apologize to you.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 25d

I want to end this off by reminding EVERYONE that you have the right to block me, but I would STRONGLY prefer if you just DM me so I don't have to have any crushing worries. My DMs are always open in the event someone gets hurt or worse, traumatized because of me.

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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 25d

By the way, the person I am referring to is not going to be mentioned, I am not going to give their name or any of their other socials. I don't want a witch hunt, I don't want anyone stalking them, I want them to live their life. If they see this (I doubt it, though), they will know who they are.

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