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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance

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(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V

Signs of Seduction: Libra

When Elle worries she's been looking for love in all the wrong places, Donovan tries to convince her a few sessions with a dom like him could help. Can she clear her mind and truly submit?

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 10h

Kinda high right now, but I didn't forget about #Caulktober ! Let's see if I can remember all my characters who have received a blow job:

Gavin in Hummingbird/Hawk
Stephen in The Edge of the Sphere
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession
Ash in the Skies series
Callum in Disintegration
Drew in Elysium

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 15h

I'm glad I'm not alone.

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 15h

I'm moderating two panels at Fall In Love New England this year, and I just bought a watch for the first time in about 15 years because I figured it would look classier than constantly checking my phone. 😂

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Day 8 of #Cocktober ! You know, I've written some fantasy, but I don't think any of my male characters have ever gotten magical powers.

I'm fine with this. 😅

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 1d

My toxic trait is saying "ugh, this pen is terrible, I hate it," then putting it back into my bag instead of getting rid of it.

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. I asked if that was the correct order, too. 😂

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 1d

Working on stuff for my zodiac series and being terrified I'm going to misspell Sagittarius every. single. time.

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 2d

Day 7 of #Caulktober !

Charlie in The Deeper We Go is a shapeshifter. The short story has been out for a few years, but I'm still not going to spoil what animal he shifts into here. 🤭

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 2d

We got a flyer for Family Math Night at the school, and Mr. Landen said those are three of his least favorite things, so we're not going.

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 2d

Part 2 is up! Amara demands answers following the rebels' capture, but gets none. Even when the Federation's leader demands she, specifically, is brought to him. 👀

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Rebel in Chains - Complete Part 2 | Thea Landen

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 3d

I know I'm behind on #Caulktober, sorry about that! ANYWAY! I jokingly refer to my Searching the Skies series as my "poly soap opera IN SPACE!" Don't worry, there's plenty of action amidst the relationships!

Tell us about your cock-owning character who…

1 - is married
2 - is a virgin
3 - loves other cock-owners
4 - identifies as bi
5 - is in a poly relationship
6 - identifies as trans or non-binary
7 - is a shapeshifter
8 - has magical powers
9 - has received a blow job
10 - has given a blow job
11 - has been pegged
12 - has tied someone up/been tied up
13 - has survived something traumatic
14 - is a true romantic
15 - has been on either end of an age gap relationship
16 - has spanked someone/been spanked
17 - has watched other people have sex
18 - has had sex in public
19 - has saved the world
20 - is based on you or someone you know
21 - is featured on your favorite book cover
22 - has a crush on someone
23 - is an athlete
24 - is a musician
25 - has had sex with his best friend
26 - has had sex with his sworn enemy
27 - is from the past
28 - is from the future
29 - has had sex with a coworker
30 - is a billionaire or royalty
31 - isn’t human

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 3d

No worries! I was traveling over the weekend and I'm so far behind 😅❤️

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 3d

Spice up your Monday with a Libra! 😈

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V

Signs of Seduction: Libra

With as much grace as she could muster with her arms restrained, she leaned forward, arranging herself on the edge of the bed. He nudged her ankle with his foot. "Wider. I need to see all of you."

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 6d

Gotta wait until the end of the month to find out!

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 6d

Don't worry, I didn't forget about Day 3 of #Caulktober !

I actually don't have a ton of MM romance in my library, just my Searching the Skies series in which the MFM threesome becomes a MMF threesome.

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 7d

However you'd like to interpret it!

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 7d

I do try 😅

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 7d

I'm moderating a panel on this very topic at a convention later in the month!

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 7d

Day 2 of #Caulktober!

I don't have any characters that are complete virgins, but I have a few that *cough* get penetrated for the first time.

Nathan in SoS: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Marcus in the Searching the Skies series

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

I'll give it a try! Every time I've tried to post an excerpt, I've gotten cut off.

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

Good to know!

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

September bestsellers! We have a series sweep for the first time!

Obviously, butt stuff came in first. Followed by the threesome. Oh, you. 😏

September 2025 Bestsellers

1 - Virgo
2 - Gemini
3 - Aries

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

Any time!

Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 8d

I have it all drafted in a Google Doc, but I think it's too long to fit in the boxes 😅

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