Joe Alessi
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Joe Alessi
@thealessi.com
Student of satire. Professional pedant. Ardently antidisestablishmentarianist.
Inside of you are two wolves, one is moderate to severe plaque psoriasis and the other is the Otezla you were supposed to tell your doctor that you're allergic to
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Reposted by Joe Alessi
my tsurikawa is rightfully scraping pavement now 😎
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🏁 #rx7
October 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I'm so stoked that I can finally use my domain here lol. I'll eventually match my website to the domain, but for now it just sits as another tool for various projects.
September 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am officially on Bluesky! You may also find me on Threads @italian.hallion
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM