Amy
theamycode.bsky.social
Amy
@theamycode.bsky.social
Mundane observational details
I’m gonna obsess over living in the East Village or LES over the next year or so 😂

aka constantly refresh Zillow
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Whoa. The schedMD (slurm) Nvidia acquisition is interesting in the scheduling space 👀
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Lmao. Apparently I’m top 5 percent for number of classes taken at my Pilates studio.

🫡
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I really think… at some point… I’ll be a real estate agent for funsies. Either that or get a reformer Lagree certification and do private lessons.

💭 I wonder what my next side quest will be
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Every once in a while I’ll lookup healthcare costs on healthcare.gov

And like man… if you give a shit about people taking the risk to start a small business or do their own thing, you’d be invested in making health insurance cheaper.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
a dermatologist complimenting my skin… 🥹
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I really wanna move to NYC…

It’s for sure gonna happen on an impulse. 😂

I noticeably vibe more with people who are from the East Coast before I even find out where they’re from. I miss intense people. Except it just reads as normal ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ladies where are we shopping for chic professional outfits these days?
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Omg. MY FIRST INTERNATIONAL ETSY ORDER!!!

Someone from Europe ordered a sticker!!! So excitingggg
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Woohoo! I’ll be speaking at Kubecon EU about Kueue scheduling!!!

Chatting with ML training operators, a major question we’re all responsible for answering to our users is: “Why is my workload pending?”

kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW0P/...
KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2026: Instrumenting Kueue Scheduling for ML Tr...
View more about this event at KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2026
https://kccnceu2026.sched.com/event/2CW0P/instrumenting-kueue-scheduling-for-ml-training-amy-chen-apple-gabriel-saba-google?iframe=yes&w=100%&sidebar=yes&bg=no
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We need to ban using brains during December.

Thinking!? In December!? Uncool.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
lol… this is crazy… but… I think I’m gonna chop up my variegated monstera to sell so I can keep a smaller piece of it.

It’s currently in the largest terracotta pot you can buy from Home Depot. I don’t want to extend the pole taller than it already is.

Haircut time 💇🏻‍♀️
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
God. Running with fresh sneakers.

Unstoppable feeling.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So humidity domes are slightly expensive and also small.

Turns out… you can just buy a display case. Hahhahahaha
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
But actually though. Is anyone in China or Hong Kong rn and traveling back to the US.

Please get me the CNY adidas jackets. I AM IN PAIN. THEYRE SO GOOD.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m glad that as my career progressed… I chose the path of specializing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bro. This CNY Chinese new year jackets… 🔥🔥🔥

I need to fly to Hong Kong brb.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wow! My mailing envelopes for my Etsy stickers come in a 50pack. And now I need to reorder them!

So fun. Means I mailed close to 50 orders!!!

🥭 amysmangostand.etsy.com
amysmangostand.etsy.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
lol. I might need a pelaton…

Tried one and it kicked my butt. And there’s plenty second hand for like $300 these days.
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
✨ fruits of my labor era ✨

I think… I’ll hit my ultimate goal in approximately a year. Damn damn damn.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
🐰
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Love when expensive shit is actually worth it.

Misen carbon nonstick pan. My god. 🤤
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I like how… my intake nurse also doesn’t know how some aspects of billing works. (Not her fault)

Lmao. God healthcare industry is a behemoth fuckup.
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Amy
Software engineers love to sprinkle “orthogonally” in nerd debates.

So I made a play on “the more you know” rainbow shooting star meme 😂 It’s on my hobby Etsy now!

🌈✨ amysmangostand.etsy.com/listing/4416...
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh! I didn’t realize international usps first class mail is affordable.

So opened up international shipping for my Etsy!
Software engineers love to sprinkle “orthogonally” in nerd debates.

So I made a play on “the more you know” rainbow shooting star meme 😂 It’s on my hobby Etsy now!

🌈✨ amysmangostand.etsy.com/listing/4416...
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM