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fall out boy fan account
Twilight Remake.

Same actors. No de-aging.

Let them vibe.

Profit.
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files?

Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
They keep mostly to themselves

Don't make a sound in case they hear you

It only hurts me to be near you

Keep those tired eyes closed
Careful, follow my instruction
And I will show you ✨self-destruction✨

You're beautiful, can I hide in you awhile?
Masterpiece Theatre I
open.spotify.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
speaking of TOTK it's pretty wild that, at the root of it, Link is bludgeoning the baddies to a pulp with their own species' severed body parts fused to a weapon. My body part of choice is the Silver Boss Bokoblin Horn. And I just absolutely destroyed a Silver Boss Bokoblin with one.

Great game! 🎀
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So, Sascha Riley accused Jim Jordan of violent CSA. Yet, Jim Jordan is presiding over congressional hearings about the CSA he was involved in ✨allegedly✨?

Fuck this system. Fuck them all, I hope they rot. I hope they can't sleep at night. I hope they suffer in an eternal hell of their own making.
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
You can RIDE THE DEER IN TOTK?!?!? How did it take me this fucking long to experience that I’m in shock
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
This, at its core, is a rage account.

Rage in small ways
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
is it time to stop glazing weird gross "pretty" boys like Timothee Chalemet and Jacob Elordi? I'm not bothering to spell either of those names correctly they don't deserve my respect.

🙃
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
EVERYTHING You Don't Know About The Downfall of Tyra Banks
YouTube video by Coffee and Cults
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Love my friends
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I guess the only thing keeping me going is that all of these old fucks are gonna die soon.
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
and also
The Home Team - Right Through Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Thriller Records
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Home Team - Worthy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Thriller Records
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Lotr based therapy coming soon
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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🎯🎯
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
(yes)
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.

Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Anyway. Baby’s first Substack think piece
AI rant at 2:00 am
Count how many times I use the word "data". You won't.
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I stay saying this.

DE-CENTER MEN
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM