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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

i knew it

gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

this almost happened again tonight bc she timed her moon rise with when i left work again. i think she’s flirting with me

gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 1d

running my car off the road bc i’m staring at the moon

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

disembowelment <3

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Ev🪽☾🍂✧ @seraphim.on.computer · 10h

Just two besties bonding over not being able to give a shit (literal)

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

what the fuck is gut motility

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

who up massaging their guts to try to produce a bowel movement

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 10h

i am an okay navigator it’s true

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🪾ɴøᴄᴛ ɢʜ✘sᴛ🦇 @crypticboi.posts.games · 11h

Me and all my gf baddies

a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .

Alt: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza walks into a room on fire and everyone is freaking out

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

bsky.app/profile/miq....

Make it a Quote @miq.moe · Jul 21

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User: theantigrace.bsky.social
Content: excuse me is this ass gluten free

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Ev🪽☾🍂✧ @seraphim.on.computer · 11h

I would eat them as revenge, but unfortunately assholes aren't gluten free 🥺

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

i wish we had mandatory standardized allergen labeling!!!!

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

yes!! i’ve been okay with single source gf flours like that thankfully. i need to try making my own stuff from scratch but i’m broke and tired so i’ll just dream about it 😭

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

multiple food allergies/sensitivities and i’m fuckin TIRED. this feels like a group hug rn and i’m so thankful we can all freely discuss our fucked up guts here <3333

food is such a communal human experience and not being able to participate without any extra huge personal effort SUCKS!!!

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

a group of cheerleaders are dancing on a basketball court .

Alt: “we’re all in this together” from the final musical number of high school musical the disney channel original movie. this is also what i sing to my coworkers when some fuck shit happens

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

my favorite is when they add a bunch of gums to the gf version of a food and then those fuck me up almost as bad as gluten would!!!

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Ev🪽☾🍂✧ @seraphim.on.computer · 11h

When the food

kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .

Alt: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera nervous

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

this is unfortunately The One. food is truly one of the most stressful parts of my life 🫩

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

tastes like i need to call my waiter over to double check with the kitchen

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

when i see a “safe” food but i feel a gluteny vibe

spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .

Alt: gif of spongebob squarepants giving skeptical side eye and it zooms in on his eyeballs

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🪾ɴøᴄᴛ ɢʜ✘sᴛ🦇 @crypticboi.posts.games · 11h

When I see gluten in anything

a cartoon man with a purple nose and the word evil on his chest

Alt: Mermaid man screaming EVIL and running away

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 11h

i’m non celiac but avoid hair and skin products with gluten bc it triggers dermatitis/eczema for me!! my scalp was so fucked before i realized my dry shampoo was full of gluten

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 19h

this is also the only time i allow being called girl. for the meme and the meme alone

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 19h

if i tell u i have to piss and u don’t respond “go piss girl” we r not homies

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 1d

i deviated from my bagel habit bc the bagels at the grocery store were moldy :-(

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gluten free goose @theantigrace.bsky.social · 1d

goodnight i love u all

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