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Jill of all trades, mistress of pie crusts. I believe in science and am not afraid to do the math.

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theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · Jan 31

Not 🐰

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14h

Steven’s got the Vegan turduken. Charlie’s got the Yule tree.
Ian says Ba Humbug.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14h

Mher is making Gingerbread Women.
Jeff has rum balls, @ least that’s what he’s telling folks.
Edward’s got the Deviled Eggs.
Lynn is down for the molded Jell-O shots.
Warning: Scott is bringing whiskey & condoms.
Glenda has the candy cane nunchuks.
Not sure if Gibby said myrrh or meth?

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14h

Brent has the Superhero Nativity set.
Momtifa is hiring a Black Santa. Rachel has ordered menorah tee shirts.
Louis DeJoy has fixed the USPS so no one will get Xmas cards or packages.
Payne has canned soup, in case things get fast & furious.
Vinny has the elf on a shelf on a cross.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14h

Sign-up for this year’s War on Christmas:
I’m bringing the fruitcake.
Brett has the Yule Log.
Kenny has the Happy Holiday Starbucks cup.
Tanzania has the Die Hard movies. Manchin’s got lumps of coal.
Ryan has wrapping paper roll bazookas.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14h

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AAMilne drew this to be printed on a book bag for library fundraiser!
I’d make that donation!

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theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 1d

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Wandering Rabbit
three hares in a celtic knot

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 2d

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by Josef Capek
“Stories from the dog and the cat”
originally written in 1929 by Josef for his children

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 3d

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"Night Glow"
by Mona Davis

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 5d

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“Rabbit in the Moonlight"
by Jan Morris

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 5d

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by Sasha Morozova

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 6d

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Went to a Celebration of Life today.
Found this on the Remembrance table amid flowers & photos, etc.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 6d

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Lapin Noir, the Black Rabbit
is a bakery in Japan

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 11d

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by Marie-Laure Viriot

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Lief Erikson Day

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

I’m sorry 😢

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theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

I’m feeling a bit sad tonight.
I’m missing HELF; a really cool guy who ran a page called … The House Elf Liberation Front, until he died.
Yep, really missing him.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

If you think it’s saying, “Yuck, gag me!”, then I’m wrong.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

This post is Not saying what you think it’s saying.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14d

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life?

#TwentyfiveFortyseven

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theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

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by Ed Perkins

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theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 14d

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Wendy Gaffaney

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 16d

New Flash: we don’t have a Free Press. We have a Bought & Paid For Press.
Words matter.

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 16d

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"Wheel of Fortune"
by Rachel K. Jennings

theaparker.bsky.social @theaparker.bsky.social · 16d

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"Firelight"
by Hannah Spiegleman