Charlotte Corday
@theartyassassin.bsky.social
Literal refugee from Beirut. Metaphorical refugee from X. Music, film, literature. Have been known to teach people equally useless things. Swear a lot but only mean it if you're a right wing cunt. Somehow I live in a 14th century manor house.
“It’s not an album,” gawped Rolling Stone’s review, “it’s a crime scene.”
This I am now required to listen to. Evidently Jerry Lee Lewis is on speed and his backing band Nashville Teens have to keep speeding up to keep up with him
Jerry Lee Lewis – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
This I am now required to listen to. Evidently Jerry Lee Lewis is on speed and his backing band Nashville Teens have to keep speeding up to keep up with him
Jerry Lee Lewis – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“It’s not an album,” gawped Rolling Stone’s review, “it’s a crime scene.”
This I am now required to listen to. Evidently Jerry Lee Lewis is on speed and his backing band Nashville Teens have to keep speeding up to keep up with him
Jerry Lee Lewis – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
This I am now required to listen to. Evidently Jerry Lee Lewis is on speed and his backing band Nashville Teens have to keep speeding up to keep up with him
Jerry Lee Lewis – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
Fucking hell. Social media shit. Do people still use it?
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Fucking hell. Social media shit. Do people still use it?
Barney Ronay might earn his living writing about football but he has an eye for music as well.
February 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Barney Ronay might earn his living writing about football but he has an eye for music as well.
These fucking Nazi cosplayers
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
These fucking Nazi cosplayers
I'm fucking done with politicians. Foot and Corbyn were useless leaders of their parties but at least they had policies that offered hope and humanity.
February 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm fucking done with politicians. Foot and Corbyn were useless leaders of their parties but at least they had policies that offered hope and humanity.
Up your arse. You're a cunt
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consum...?
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consum...?
‘I’ve got more money than I can spend – how can I shelter it from the socialists?’
Money Makeover: our reader is concerned about passing on his hard-earned wealth
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February 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Up your arse. You're a cunt
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consum...?
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consum...?
Hey it may seem a bit shit living in the UK at the moment but you could be living in the complete batshit world of the USA so count your blessings.
February 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hey it may seem a bit shit living in the UK at the moment but you could be living in the complete batshit world of the USA so count your blessings.
Amazingly it's on the BFI site to watch so you don't have to feel bad about the racist, sexist, rapist bants. It's literally extraordinary. And then you'll be amazed to see what the director went on to do.
Anyone else seen the 1980s film Street Trash? One of the most gratuitously offensive films I've ever seen. And all the better for it.
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Amazingly it's on the BFI site to watch so you don't have to feel bad about the racist, sexist, rapist bants. It's literally extraordinary. And then you'll be amazed to see what the director went on to do.
Anyone else seen the 1980s film Street Trash? One of the most gratuitously offensive films I've ever seen. And all the better for it.
February 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Anyone else seen the 1980s film Street Trash? One of the most gratuitously offensive films I've ever seen. And all the better for it.
Things really will seem better in the morning. Boffins who tracked 50,000 adults over two years to see how happiness fluctuates say “life satisfaction” peaks between 6am and 8am, while sinking to its lowest around midnight.
No wonder I'm a miserable cunt. I never get up before 8
No wonder I'm a miserable cunt. I never get up before 8
February 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Things really will seem better in the morning. Boffins who tracked 50,000 adults over two years to see how happiness fluctuates say “life satisfaction” peaks between 6am and 8am, while sinking to its lowest around midnight.
No wonder I'm a miserable cunt. I never get up before 8
No wonder I'm a miserable cunt. I never get up before 8
Alexa, play songs by Bill Callahan.
Shuffling songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Shuffling songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Alexa, play songs by Bill Callahan.
Shuffling songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Shuffling songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
OK I lied. Went to another bar which first played Jonathan Richman's Pablo Picasso followed by Glory by Television. Fucking hell now Love Like Anthrax by Gang of Four. May be moving in.
When I stepped into this bar I didn't expect to hear Bonny by Prefab Sprout blasting out the speakers. May be here a while
January 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
OK I lied. Went to another bar which first played Jonathan Richman's Pablo Picasso followed by Glory by Television. Fucking hell now Love Like Anthrax by Gang of Four. May be moving in.
When I stepped into this bar I didn't expect to hear Bonny by Prefab Sprout blasting out the speakers. May be here a while
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When I stepped into this bar I didn't expect to hear Bonny by Prefab Sprout blasting out the speakers. May be here a while
Plenty to agree with here and maybe some stuff to disagree with but calling Bono a 'disingenuous, hypocritical, greedy, narcissistic shithead' made me iaugh
www.pastemagazine.com/music/bono/b...
www.pastemagazine.com/music/bono/b...
Bono: The Narcissistic, Rockin’ Mascot of a Brutal System
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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January 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Plenty to agree with here and maybe some stuff to disagree with but calling Bono a 'disingenuous, hypocritical, greedy, narcissistic shithead' made me iaugh
www.pastemagazine.com/music/bono/b...
www.pastemagazine.com/music/bono/b...
So I've bought a 3 storey Georgian townhouse. Was going to post a pic of the front but through Historic England you can find out exactly where I live so best not. Here's the kitchen diner which leads onto the garden. Still a bit chaotic but it's already the home of my dreams.
January 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So I've bought a 3 storey Georgian townhouse. Was going to post a pic of the front but through Historic England you can find out exactly where I live so best not. Here's the kitchen diner which leads onto the garden. Still a bit chaotic but it's already the home of my dreams.
Also the most surprising use of a Vashti Bunyan song ever.
I started watching the film Fremont and thought it was going to be decent but worthy. It turned into a wonderful film about an Afghan woman, a refugee in San Francisco, working in a fortune cookie factory. Very Jim Jarmusch with some Aki Kaurismaki thrown in.A recommendation then
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Also the most surprising use of a Vashti Bunyan song ever.
I started watching the film Fremont and thought it was going to be decent but worthy. It turned into a wonderful film about an Afghan woman, a refugee in San Francisco, working in a fortune cookie factory. Very Jim Jarmusch with some Aki Kaurismaki thrown in.A recommendation then
January 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I started watching the film Fremont and thought it was going to be decent but worthy. It turned into a wonderful film about an Afghan woman, a refugee in San Francisco, working in a fortune cookie factory. Very Jim Jarmusch with some Aki Kaurismaki thrown in.A recommendation then
I had the oven gloves on and Respect Yourself by the Staple Singers came on the radio and I immediately started dancing. I immediately stopped when I realised with restricted movement I looked like Donald Trump dancing.
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I had the oven gloves on and Respect Yourself by the Staple Singers came on the radio and I immediately started dancing. I immediately stopped when I realised with restricted movement I looked like Donald Trump dancing.
Tell you what guys. Let's follow the video of the fake blind girl with Stevie Wonder #totp
That Lionel Richie video is one of the creepiest music videos ever. And it needs voice exposition to explain the nonsensical plot. #totp
December 31, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Tell you what guys. Let's follow the video of the fake blind girl with Stevie Wonder #totp
That Lionel Richie video is one of the creepiest music videos ever. And it needs voice exposition to explain the nonsensical plot. #totp
December 31, 2024 at 7:53 PM
That Lionel Richie video is one of the creepiest music videos ever. And it needs voice exposition to explain the nonsensical plot. #totp
Not sure where I got this (Naked Wines maybe) but if you like sweet dessert wines, this presses all the buttons. Only thing sweeter that is palatable is a Pedro Jiminez XO sherry. No higher praise.
December 31, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Not sure where I got this (Naked Wines maybe) but if you like sweet dessert wines, this presses all the buttons. Only thing sweeter that is palatable is a Pedro Jiminez XO sherry. No higher praise.
Just caught my cat furtively creeping out the baronet's kitchen where he has a spread laid for 12 guests. I'm saying nothing.
December 30, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Just caught my cat furtively creeping out the baronet's kitchen where he has a spread laid for 12 guests. I'm saying nothing.
I am well aware that many of my tweets can sound absurd as to the life I have led and the people I know but my partner and her mother knew Jimmy Carter from when he used to visit Zambia where she lived. Evidently a decent guy.
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I am well aware that many of my tweets can sound absurd as to the life I have led and the people I know but my partner and her mother knew Jimmy Carter from when he used to visit Zambia where she lived. Evidently a decent guy.
Because of where I live, there are always stories about Bath Rugby. Because I scan read a great deal, I always read this as Beth Rigby.
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Because of where I live, there are always stories about Bath Rugby. Because I scan read a great deal, I always read this as Beth Rigby.