Rashid Ebrahimkhan
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Rashid Ebrahimkhan
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Here mainly for the footy bants. The Arsenal. Be kind, drop me a follow, I follow back.
“Hitting the back of the target”

Oh dear Martin Keown
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I’m cringing so hard my face has actually turned inside out so I won’t be able to see the World Cup draw when they finally get round to it anyway, so I think I’m gonna switch over and check back in an hour or so.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Rashid Ebrahimkhan
What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We conceded shots on target and didn’t score a set piece goal. Arteta has to go. He’s has to go blud.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Really looking forward to all the think pieces about Chelsea’s disciplinary problem and how it’s all a symptom of their overly emotional manager because he ran down the touch line to celebrate.
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I need a rousing rendition of Fuck Magpies Forever on the Arsecast Extra this week.

I need it
September 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
KUDUS TO ARSENAL AS WELL?!?!

Spurs well and truly in the mud 😂
August 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You often speak about a new CB partner for Leah. Rafa was the unicorn player of an aerially dominant left footer. If a similar player isn’t available, what do you think we should prioritise - a left footed player with decent passing or someone who’s good in the air?
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
T-shirt of this please! On that colour. Oof
May 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Football eh? Bloody hell
May 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's OK my Arsenal brothers and sisters. I'm now filled with the utmost confidence knowing that if we're chasing a goal, we have Calafiore to bring on. 🤌🏽
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She's this close to getting it even with being caught out of position and despite the fact that she hasn't even got off the ground yet. A keeper who's quicker on their feet and has better reactions gets that, all day. It's nowhere near the top corner, curling inwards.
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why do former Arsenal keepers always have worldies against us?
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Was about 3 feet from being in the corner. Very saveable. Plus, she was very slow getting back into position
April 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have that as 50/50 Kelly and Manu at fault.
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Shekiera Martinez in the summer? Discuss
April 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Apologies for posting a link to the dark place, but I thought you might enjoy this if you're not already seen it Andrew!

x.com/CardyFreddie...
Freddie Cardy on X: "Spanish commentary of Mariona Caldentey’s goal is the perfect way to start your morning 🚀 https://t.co/13TADz1Q06" / X
Spanish commentary of Mariona Caldentey’s goal is the perfect way to start your morning 🚀 https://t.co/13TADz1Q06
x.com
April 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
They really were Tottenham in disguise. #Arsenal
April 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
4 games v Real in the UCL over the years.

W3 D1 L0
GF6 GA1

What other teams that can say that?
April 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Last night will stay with me forever. Me and the old man watching us humble Madrid. #Arsenal
April 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
In all my 30+ years of supporting Arsenal, that was the best game of football I've seen us play. Feel blessed to have witnessed it live, the atmosphere last night was the best it's ever been at the Emirates. COYG
April 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
What a game. Incredible
March 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Maanum has not been great today. Heavy touches, slow to 2nd balls etc. Just looks off it. #Arsenal
March 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rice assist for Kane
March 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM