thebeardedpanda
thebeardedpanda.bsky.social
thebeardedpanda
@thebeardedpanda.bsky.social
Pg13, mostly thirst traps.
Pocket, muscle panda cub.
I’m a Bara comic come to life.
Please keep me nameless.
Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️‍🌈
Pinned
It was at this moment, I realized, I might be a vain, one-dimensional #musclegay. #musclepanda
I had a good lifting session on my birthday.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The haircut makes me look beefier, I feel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve been dreaming in shades of grey these days. (This is a line from a depressing song featured in the early 2000’s film called Latter Days. The song is called “Hymn For Those Left Behind.”)
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love eating.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I really like this locker room. #pandaswearingpandas #musclepanda
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pandas…not wearing pandas.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Pandas wearing pandas.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just, being pleasant.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Buff #sonicthehedgehog, at your service. #musclepanda
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This was my Halloween outfit. I call it my non-cosplay cosplay.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. I liked this color palette.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Before and after.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh hey, what are you doing in there?
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The underwear is a bit tight, but I like them.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate to say goodbye, but love to see ‘em walk away.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Don’t mind the anti-diarrhea tablets.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Back to these. I hope that’s ok. #musclegay #musclepanda
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by thebeardedpanda
My AirPods stopped because this sauna was real hot. #notsubtle #sweaty #musclepanda #musclegay
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I still get compliments on this #cute tank top. #musclegay #musclepanda
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by thebeardedpanda
It was at this moment, I realized, I might be a vain, one-dimensional #musclegay. #musclepanda
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I work hard on this temple, so I feel good about myself. #vain #shallow #musclegay #musclepanda
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It was at this moment, I realized, I might be a vain, one-dimensional #musclegay. #musclepanda
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My AirPods stopped because this sauna was real hot. #notsubtle #sweaty #musclepanda #musclegay
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s still my birthday month, and I still want attention.

This is what I look like when I lecture. #musclepanda
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s my birthday, and I’ll post a #thirsttrap if I want to. #gay #musclepanda #musclegay #dadbod
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM