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thebeardedpanda

@thebeardedpanda.bsky.social

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Pg13, mostly thirst traps. Pocket, muscle panda cub. I’m a Bara comic come to life. Please keep me nameless. Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️‍🌈

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Jul 11

Welcome to my leather concert.

This is the single, best, sexiest picture anyone has ever taken of me. I may never look like this again.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 5h

Fly me to the moon.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 1d

The Houston Space Center was all sorts of beautiful.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 23d

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I love pizza so much, holy fuck balls.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I tried pin bowling! I’m not very good…

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 4d

Bonjour, Austin.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 5d

@bruceatx.bsky.social brought me to some classic Texas bbq! I miss these places so bad.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 6d

Remember….that this battle was about slavery.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 9d

Find me on my bridge.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 10d

I had a lovely lunch in San Antonio! This chocolate flan was delicious, and my new favorite: albondigas 🤩

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 11d

I scream for ice cream!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 14d

Austin was beautiful!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 15d

After the wedding, I made my way to Austin, and my friends took me to this magical wonderland where all my dreams came true. Will someone please ship me white cheddar beaver nuggets and garlic beef jerky? I’ll pay you back!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 17d

What else am I going to wear at a gay wedding?

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 19d

This #dadbod is brought to you by Texas bbq.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 20d

I seriously don’t know how I got this shoulder cap. And my hands are strategically in front of my belly. Otherwise, I’m not mad at how I look.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22d

You can’t tell me to have all you can eat beef ribs and expect me only to have one tray. Although, I couldn’t handle a full second tray either.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22d

My main instrument is piano.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 23d

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 27d

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’m kind of vain, I get it.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 14

This pie was divine! #gayswhoeat

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 13

Lockhart bbq!

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 12

Hold still, I’ll make you see colors.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 11

This is…what is this?