The Beast
@thebeast16.bsky.social
New account for slightly more spicy stuff. Work in progress!
Nurse yesterday: so are you feeling tired all the time?
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Nurse yesterday: so are you feeling tired all the time?
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
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Do me a favour and repost this if you also get horny on trains or transport generally, I’m tryna see something…
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Do me a favour and repost this if you also get horny on trains or transport generally, I’m tryna see something…
So it appears one of my tests is a CT scan - so that will be fun!
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So it appears one of my tests is a CT scan - so that will be fun!
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Belated happy MCM. 💜💜💜
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Belated happy MCM. 💜💜💜
Pigs in blankets on a pizza? You dirty bastards Waitrose (actually fancy trying ). 💜💜💜
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pigs in blankets on a pizza? You dirty bastards Waitrose (actually fancy trying ). 💜💜💜
A bit of The Day Of The Doctor on Doctor Who day.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A bit of The Day Of The Doctor on Doctor Who day.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
He was a skater boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He was a skater boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
Shirtless Saturday 🥳🤩
Well I am in bed!
Well I am in bed!
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shirtless Saturday 🥳🤩
Well I am in bed!
Well I am in bed!
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Dance
Men
Connect
Dance
Men
Connect
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Opportunities
Joy
Growth
Opportunities
Joy
Growth
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Dance
Men
Connect
Dance
Men
Connect
Help this sexy man get to his target. It was wet out there after all!!
Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
www.justgiving.com/page/yourdis...
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Help this sexy man get to his target. It was wet out there after all!!
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Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
www.justgiving.com/page/yourdis...
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
Finally slept well in a Friday, so early gym visit. Carpe diem or something. Happy The Weekend 💜💜💜
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Finally slept well in a Friday, so early gym visit. Carpe diem or something. Happy The Weekend 💜💜💜
Is Last Christmas one of the few Christmas songs that hasn’t been canceled? Or did I miss it?
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Is Last Christmas one of the few Christmas songs that hasn’t been canceled? Or did I miss it?
I know technology can be great, but all the appointments for my health are doing my head in! Like getting an email to a link for an appointment, rather than just the details. No idea how older people cope!!
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I know technology can be great, but all the appointments for my health are doing my head in! Like getting an email to a link for an appointment, rather than just the details. No idea how older people cope!!
I know it’s just a promotion, but what sort of festive menu ends in November?
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I know it’s just a promotion, but what sort of festive menu ends in November?
The admin involved in being ill is boring me already!
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The admin involved in being ill is boring me already!
Strictly starting and I admit I’m very nervous!
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Strictly starting and I admit I’m very nervous!
Rather enjoying Malice on Amazon - a bit Ripley, a but White Lotus. And who knew Jack Whitehall could play so creepy!
two men standing next to each other with one saying this school 's insurance policy does n't cover blown minds .
ALT: two men standing next to each other with one saying this school 's insurance policy does n't cover blown minds .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Rather enjoying Malice on Amazon - a bit Ripley, a but White Lotus. And who knew Jack Whitehall could play so creepy!
What’s your favourite song about sex?
Let’s Do It: The ballad of Freda and Barry
Victoria Wood
All others are a bit icky!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFI5...
Let’s Do It: The ballad of Freda and Barry
Victoria Wood
All others are a bit icky!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFI5...
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What’s your favourite song about sex?
Let’s Do It: The ballad of Freda and Barry
Victoria Wood
All others are a bit icky!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFI5...
Let’s Do It: The ballad of Freda and Barry
Victoria Wood
All others are a bit icky!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFI5...
May have gone clubbing, but still got up and put my Christmas mincemeat on. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
May have gone clubbing, but still got up and put my Christmas mincemeat on. 🎄🎄🎄🎄