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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Sep 26

Back in three days?😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Aug 24

I got a new keyboard to make posting easier.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Aug 21

Lastest White House renovation plans.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Aug 16

No matter who you are, when you’re trapped in a car with Trump, you’re gonna want out.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Aug 11

“Hey boss, now that the Oval Office renovation is complete let’s invade D.C.”

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Aug 2

I just realized there's a decent chance we all died from COVID back in 2020 and this is hell.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jul 24

***Breaking News ***

White House releases Epstein client list.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jul 23

Good news😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jul 22

I miss having a president we could trust alone with a little girl or the Constitution.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jul 16

I don’t know how he’s done it, but Trump has installed more gold ornamentation in the oval office than there was in Liberace's bathroom.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jun 12

***Breaking News*** Los Angeles: ICE deploys Jewish space lasers.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · Jun 5

Careful Elon. You know too much. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · May 31

Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · May 14

Starving South African refugees arrive in USA. Thank heaven President Trump granted them asylum. Not. 👎💩

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · May 10

My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.😎

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Crunch55 @thebluecolonel.bsky.social · May 9

Yesterday a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.😎