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Bruce Lane
@thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social
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Struggling Zone 9a Gardener and Hockey Fan. Amateur astronomer, photographer, science enthusiast, and film buff, who also likes hiking in the backwoods.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 19h
Chicken Suit Guy for president!
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 19h
America has become Belarus.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 19h
The Russian convict soldiers will fit right into the dysfunctional kleptocracy that freed them from prison and sent them to war. The Kremlin are mostly concerned about someone else harnessing all that rage and violence.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 20h
Demko was great and some truculence shown. All the skaters looked like they were using the wrong stick and couldn't make a clean pass to save their lives, turning every pass into a puck battle. Need more than a couple clean passes to score goals.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 20h
The real massacre is yet to come. MAGA is a death cult.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 1d
It's obvious that a Qatar royal has a thing for finger steaks...
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
The White House aren't sending their best people to Chicago and they're definitely sending the ones who put ketchup on their hot dogs...
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
The Saudis are going to feel left out...
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
Russia is a scheduled test.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
The biggest growth industry in America under this White House regime is going to be building new court houses to keep up with the demand of law suits against them.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
Is he even old enough to drink? 😜
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 2d
You can't have that much 'Stan' in one place. It's not natural.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 3d
Nice try, but Kristi Noem isn't likely to use words like 'sophisticated' or speak in complete sentences. 😜
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
I'm confused. Does "real skin" as a fashion trend mean that the Lizard People will be wearing real human skin or that they'll be showing off their scales? 😜
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
RFK Junior: The Prince of Pestilence.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
Every troop deployment to a US city begs the question: just how many underage girls did Trump molest?
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
Good. Homeland Security shouldn't have sent all the people who put ketchup on their hotdogs to Chicago in the first place.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
They still have to play the games (so many games), but I see it ranked: Tampa Bay, Montreal, Toronto, Florida, Ottawa, Detroit, Boston, and Buffalo once again being that team.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
Single level "rancher" style houses should be a trend in Russian architecture these days...
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
Bad Bunny doesn't have to do anything to sell the half-time show with this kind of off-brand marketing by the GOP. All the old white people who a week ago were saying "Wasn't there a good bunny available?" can now be exposed to different music.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
This is what war looks like in 2025. Portland is clearly under attack by an army of sapient amphibians. It's just like Planet of the Apes out there. God save us all.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 5d
I'm surprised there isn't a portrait of Putin on the wall, given the Toddler in Chief's desire to make it look like a Russian palace.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 6d
The New York Oligarchs lose again.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 7d
That's what citizens are expected to do when a functional democratic state goes off the wagon and gives fascism a try.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 7d
More likely a round of cheating at golf.
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