TheBryPie
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Orange Lumpy and the puppy killer want to start charging a $5000 'apprehension fee' to anyone that ICE arrests, even if they are US citizens and are illegally detained
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Orange Lumpy and the puppy killer want to start charging a $5000 'apprehension fee' to anyone that ICE arrests, even if they are US citizens and are illegally detained
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Will there be hell toupee?
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Will there be hell toupee?
I bought a new winter coat online Friday night... It was shipped yesterday and delivered today.. I was checking my credit card transactions and the card is charged for the purchase on Friday, but theres credit on the card from yesterday for the total of the jacket... Did I just get it for free??
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I bought a new winter coat online Friday night... It was shipped yesterday and delivered today.. I was checking my credit card transactions and the card is charged for the purchase on Friday, but theres credit on the card from yesterday for the total of the jacket... Did I just get it for free??
For any of you Costco Canada members that are looking for a gift for that wine drinker in your life a wine side table for $70
www.costco.ca/grady-dawn-w...
www.costco.ca/grady-dawn-w...
www.costco.ca
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For any of you Costco Canada members that are looking for a gift for that wine drinker in your life a wine side table for $70
www.costco.ca/grady-dawn-w...
www.costco.ca/grady-dawn-w...
So right wingers are attacking the EU and demanding it be dissolved b/c the EU is trying to pass laws to severely limit the spread of misinformation and hate speech on social media sites..
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So right wingers are attacking the EU and demanding it be dissolved b/c the EU is trying to pass laws to severely limit the spread of misinformation and hate speech on social media sites..
Ive been binge rewatching ER, and I forgot I how much I disliked the Weaver character, and sort of wish she left the series the same way Romano did...
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ive been binge rewatching ER, and I forgot I how much I disliked the Weaver character, and sort of wish she left the series the same way Romano did...
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I don't know if this round of Maga's ridiculous Costco boycott has carried up here to Canada, but I was in and out in under 30 mins on a Saturday, 19 days before Christmas...
a man is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words `` christmas is the time for miracles '' written on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words `` christmas is the time for miracles '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don't know if this round of Maga's ridiculous Costco boycott has carried up here to Canada, but I was in and out in under 30 mins on a Saturday, 19 days before Christmas...
Theres a reason we are all nostalgic for old school BB
James doing whippets regularly was not something I expected this season #bb7
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Theres a reason we are all nostalgic for old school BB
ICE pepper sprayed the newest Dem congresswoman AFTER she identified herself...
I'm sure all of right wing media will denounce this...
I'm sure all of right wing media will denounce this...
a man is standing in a room with the words obviously i 'm kidding on the bottom
ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words obviously i 'm kidding on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ICE pepper sprayed the newest Dem congresswoman AFTER she identified herself...
I'm sure all of right wing media will denounce this...
I'm sure all of right wing media will denounce this...
So... The suspected DC bomber they arrested believed the 2020 election was stolen and that led him to planting the bombs...
But sure maga, go on and tell us how hes an evil Dem terrorist...
But sure maga, go on and tell us how hes an evil Dem terrorist...
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So... The suspected DC bomber they arrested believed the 2020 election was stolen and that led him to planting the bombs...
But sure maga, go on and tell us how hes an evil Dem terrorist...
But sure maga, go on and tell us how hes an evil Dem terrorist...
Gonna think BB28 is going to unwatchable for most with the 'new' cbs
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gonna think BB28 is going to unwatchable for most with the 'new' cbs
Netflix won the bidding war for Warner Bros.... Better than the now maga run Paramount..
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Netflix won the bidding war for Warner Bros.... Better than the now maga run Paramount..
So orange lumpy has fired the architect in charge of the useless ballroom because he wouldn't give into OLs new ridiculous demand that it be 3 times the size than originally planned... So basically he wants the ballroom to be the size of a Costco (90,000 sq ft)... Good for the architect 4 saying no!
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So orange lumpy has fired the architect in charge of the useless ballroom because he wouldn't give into OLs new ridiculous demand that it be 3 times the size than originally planned... So basically he wants the ballroom to be the size of a Costco (90,000 sq ft)... Good for the architect 4 saying no!
I saw a coconut pound cake on sale at the grocery store and thought that sounded delicious so I bought it... Sad to find the coconut is only sprinkled on top and not mixed throughout the cake....
a man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt that says " i know it could be better "
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt that says " i know it could be better "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I saw a coconut pound cake on sale at the grocery store and thought that sounded delicious so I bought it... Sad to find the coconut is only sprinkled on top and not mixed throughout the cake....
Amazon trying to charge non prime members $28 a month for 'improved Alexa AI" experience on some devices...
a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Amazon trying to charge non prime members $28 a month for 'improved Alexa AI" experience on some devices...
Costco has sued Orange Lumpy over hundreds of millions of dollars of tariff money...
a woman says i love it in a nbc ad
ALT: a woman says i love it in a nbc ad
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Costco has sued Orange Lumpy over hundreds of millions of dollars of tariff money...
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When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
Bills playing the Steelers... I'd be very okay if this game becomes the most sacked game in NFL history..
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Bills playing the Steelers... I'd be very okay if this game becomes the most sacked game in NFL history..
Woke up this morning to find out it snowed overnight.. I went out to shovel a few hours later only to find it had all melted away... The perfect snowfall....
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Woke up this morning to find out it snowed overnight.. I went out to shovel a few hours later only to find it had all melted away... The perfect snowfall....
Another GOP congressman quit today....
Rat Rats GIF
ALT: Rat Rats GIF
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Another GOP congressman quit today....
Have you seen all the U.S. based videos of how dead stores and malls were on Black Friday??? But Orange Lumpy says the economy is better than any other time in history...
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Have you seen all the U.S. based videos of how dead stores and malls were on Black Friday??? But Orange Lumpy says the economy is better than any other time in history...
With the number of streaming series that are cancelled after 1 season, it should be mandated by law that they can't end on a cliffhanger...
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
With the number of streaming series that are cancelled after 1 season, it should be mandated by law that they can't end on a cliffhanger...
In the last two weeks:
Scalloped
Mashed
Baked
Fries
Oh wait, I may have misunderstood the assignment
Scalloped
Mashed
Baked
Fries
Oh wait, I may have misunderstood the assignment
In the last two weeks:
Elephants
Lions
Zebras
Hyenas
Wild Boars (above and beyond the usual reality tv shitposters on here)
Was in South Africa #CheatMode
Elephants
Lions
Zebras
Hyenas
Wild Boars (above and beyond the usual reality tv shitposters on here)
Was in South Africa #CheatMode
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Deer
Coyote
Raccoon
A few types of bats
a few types of turtles
Deer
Coyote
Raccoon
A few types of bats
a few types of turtles
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
In the last two weeks:
Scalloped
Mashed
Baked
Fries
Oh wait, I may have misunderstood the assignment
Scalloped
Mashed
Baked
Fries
Oh wait, I may have misunderstood the assignment
So Trump is going to pardon a convicted drug and gun smuggler, while at the same time he's going to invade Venezuela b/c of drug smuggling..
The question is how much was the bribe, of drug money, did he get for the pardon???
The question is how much was the bribe, of drug money, did he get for the pardon???
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So Trump is going to pardon a convicted drug and gun smuggler, while at the same time he's going to invade Venezuela b/c of drug smuggling..
The question is how much was the bribe, of drug money, did he get for the pardon???
The question is how much was the bribe, of drug money, did he get for the pardon???