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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Feb 25

Hello America. It's us, Canada.

#nothankyou🇨🇦

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Hello America. It's us, Canada. #NoThankYou

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Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · 6d

How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · 13d

BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires!

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BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · 19d

Guaranteed: The final version of this coin will say "In Trump We Trust."

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 28d

"I would like to speak to the manager."

"Ma'am, this is the United Nations."

#escalatorgate

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Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · Sep 18

@brittlestar.com Let's do a news together. www.thecanadaparty.com

Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · Sep 17

WELCOME TO NEWS

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Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · Aug 2

Breaking it down as simply as possible. The lies flow downward, the money upward.

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Jul 14

Hey we're trying. canadaforpresident.com

The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Jul 12

Happy Caturday! Support independent artists! @brittlestar.com

Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · Jul 12

Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com

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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · Jul 12

Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Jul 11

You gotta read in the current New Republic.

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The Tiny Border Town Getting Battered by Trump’s Tariffs on Canada

On America’s northern border, Trump’s trade war is already causing devastation in communities like Point Roberts—and the economic and cultural damage may be permanent.

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Jul 10

We'll take two of everything!

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Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · Jul 4

Hot off the press!

Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.

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Happy Birthday America! You Almost Made It.

The Declaration of Independence, annotated for 2025.

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The Canada Party @thecanadaparty.bsky.social · Jul 1

Happy Canada Day! Enjoy it while you got it!

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Jul 1

Canada caved like a peaceful protestor under a flurry of ICE batons. #tarrifs #tariffs

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Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · Jun 12

Check out my new feature in The New Republic on how Trump's playing-jenga-with-oven-mitts approach to the economy is killing the town of Point Roberts.

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