B. Arriola
@thecaramelbear.bsky.social
Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
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B. Arriola
@thecaramelbear.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I'm a nerd.
Not like, "I watch Star Wars im such a nerd."
I'm a real nerd.
I've been to the Magic the gathering pro tour. As a fan!
#Hellobluesky
Not like, "I watch Star Wars im such a nerd."
I'm a real nerd.
I've been to the Magic the gathering pro tour. As a fan!
#Hellobluesky
"Punching bags are also hugging bags if you just calm down a little."
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Punching bags are also hugging bags if you just calm down a little."
Bartender: The usual my man?
Me: yes sir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
Me: yes sir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
April 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bartender: The usual my man?
Me: yes sir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
Me: yes sir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
[Me at 30 slipping the DJ a $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
March 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
[Me at 30 slipping the DJ a $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
Did you know it takes forty-two muscles to frown.... But only seventeen to stab a stranger who tells you to smile.
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Did you know it takes forty-two muscles to frown.... But only seventeen to stab a stranger who tells you to smile.
Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy .
[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye] " You're a good man"
[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye] " You're a good man"
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy .
[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye] " You're a good man"
[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye] " You're a good man"
I'm trying not to say " You guys" anymore. It's not inclusive. You're suppose to say "you all" now. It's a weird point in history where we have to say "y'all" to sound more progressive.
January 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm trying not to say " You guys" anymore. It's not inclusive. You're suppose to say "you all" now. It's a weird point in history where we have to say "y'all" to sound more progressive.
Someone learned how to work the tvs at my hotel 😆 🤣 😂
January 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Someone learned how to work the tvs at my hotel 😆 🤣 😂
I'm first world poor which means I have a smartphone and a laptop just so I can go online and check that i have $5 left in my bank account.
January 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm first world poor which means I have a smartphone and a laptop just so I can go online and check that i have $5 left in my bank account.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
December 27, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Among words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumquat" is my favorite.
December 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Among words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumquat" is my favorite.
I really hate it when flies rub their little hands together. I mean, what are you planning? You have a life span of like 3 days?! #animals
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I really hate it when flies rub their little hands together. I mean, what are you planning? You have a life span of like 3 days?! #animals
I wish my life had background music so that I could quickly realize when something bad was about to happen
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I wish my life had background music so that I could quickly realize when something bad was about to happen
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens... that's 6 years of training down the drain.
December 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens... that's 6 years of training down the drain.
Friend: can I ask for your advice on something?
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : yes absolutely!
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : yes absolutely!
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Friend: can I ask for your advice on something?
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : yes absolutely!
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : yes absolutely!
Friend: Can I ask for your advice on something?
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : Yes, absolutely!
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : Yes, absolutely!
December 7, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Friend: Can I ask for your advice on something?
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : Yes, absolutely!
Me(having never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months after) : Yes, absolutely!
Comas make a huge difference in a sentence.
For example,
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma.
For example,
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma.
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Comas make a huge difference in a sentence.
For example,
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma.
For example,
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma.
I wish I had a Mario Kart ghost of myself getting ready on time for work in the morning. That way, I'd know if I was running late.
December 5, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I wish I had a Mario Kart ghost of myself getting ready on time for work in the morning. That way, I'd know if I was running late.
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.