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The Cardboard Jungle
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One of eBay’s top-rated sports card singles sellers and home to live YouTube breaks under $20. Mister Swerb & The Jungle Crew keep it fun, informative, and hilarious, with live comps on big hits and FREE, IMMEDIATE SHIPPING. thecardboardjungle.com
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 1d
BREAK NIGHT TONIGHT: Bowman. Finest. Donruss.
Start time: 7 PM ET
End time: Whenever our voices give out from yelling “LET’S GO!”
Spots left: Not many...
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 2d
Do you even collect if you haven’t explained comps to someone at a family gathering who didn’t ask?
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 2d
This hobby isn’t about money.
It’s about chasing manufactured scarcity and getting emotionally attached to things you’ll sell in six months.

And friendship.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 2d
Group chat:
“I’m done buying”
“Cards are trash now”
“Taking a break”
[45 minutes later]
“What’s left in the PYT?”
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 3d
The Cycle!
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 3d
🚨 PSA 🚨
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 3d
“He’s the next big thing.” - Me, about 14 different players, none of whom are currently in the league.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 3d
Bought for $2. Sold for $1.50. The hobby is alive and well.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 4d
I once hit a Kaboom and called my boss to quit. I was back at work two days later. It was a Tua.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 4d
Every card collector has a box labeled “Potentially Valuable.” It's not. The box is full of regret.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 4d
Fatherhood: explaining ROI using cardboard trauma.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 4d
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 6d
Live. Laugh. Lose sleep over surface scratches.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 8d
Join us tonight at 7 PM ET live on YouTube: zurl.co/CngpF
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 8d
Every collector’s villain origin story starts with “I’ll just grab one blaster.”
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 9d
Collecting cards is 50% joy, 50% pain, and 100% lying about how much you've spent.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 9d
Friday night plans: ripping Bowman Chrome and explaining to my wife that “prospecting” isn’t an affair, it’s just a form of cardboard addiction.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 9d
I bought a $0.25 base card with $4.99 shipping fees and I’ll do it again!
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 9d
Just pulled a parallel so obscure I had to Google it, translate it from Japanese, and consult a monk. Still don’t know if it’s numbered...
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 10d
"We need to talk" = I spent too much on eBay orders again...
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 10d
At this point, grading is just roulette with extra paperwork.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 11d
If you say “Pop 1” three times into a mirror at 3 AM, a dude from Reddit appears and corrects your pop report.
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The Cardboard Jungle @thecardboardjungle.bsky.social · 11d
Buying sports cards is cheaper than therapy.
Unless you grade them. Then it’s therapy with a cover charge.