Carl Knight
@thecarlknight.bsky.social
Lefty grammar pedant, often makes grammatical errors. Aston Villa, Alan Partridge, Radiohead
So it seems I post as much sense on here as I ever did on Twitter.
No
Regards
Everyone at Aston Villa Football Club
Regards
Everyone at Aston Villa Football Club
March 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So it seems I post as much sense on here as I ever did on Twitter.
Astonished so many not seeing that for the clear red card it was. Petulant and harms us for at least three games.
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Astonished so many not seeing that for the clear red card it was. Petulant and harms us for at least three games.
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🎵Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
an idiot hit in the balls by a brick, hey🎵
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
an idiot hit in the balls by a brick, hey🎵
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
🎵Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
an idiot hit in the balls by a brick, hey🎵
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
an idiot hit in the balls by a brick, hey🎵
Man City have won 1 of their last 10 games. Southampton have won 2 out of their last 10. San Marino have won 2 out of their last 10. Fucking WOLVES have won 2 out of their last 10.
December 11, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Man City have won 1 of their last 10 games. Southampton have won 2 out of their last 10. San Marino have won 2 out of their last 10. Fucking WOLVES have won 2 out of their last 10.
That was proper cack
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
That was proper cack
Unai is losing ever tactical battle at the moment, which is being compounded by individual errors and some of the players just not being up to it. I really hope he can stop the rot. #AVFC
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Unai is losing ever tactical battle at the moment, which is being compounded by individual errors and some of the players just not being up to it. I really hope he can stop the rot. #AVFC
Happy to not lose that but my god we need to improve. We’ve conceded as many as we’ve scored so far this season. That sort of thing sees you end up mid table. #AVFC
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Happy to not lose that but my god we need to improve. We’ve conceded as many as we’ve scored so far this season. That sort of thing sees you end up mid table. #AVFC
We put a player that misses two thirds of his penalties on pens. We send every player up for corners, leaving us as vulnerable as we possibly can, in an area where we are already most vulnerable. I don’t understand what’s going on. This isn’t down to individual errors. It’s tactically insane. #avfc
November 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM
We put a player that misses two thirds of his penalties on pens. We send every player up for corners, leaving us as vulnerable as we possibly can, in an area where we are already most vulnerable. I don’t understand what’s going on. This isn’t down to individual errors. It’s tactically insane. #avfc
Guess which team fucked up my 6-match accumulator tonight, which I rarely do. San Marino have me to thank.
AFTER 34 YEARS AND A RECORD OF 96 DEFEATS, 4 DRAWS & 0 WINS, SAN MARINO HAVE WON AWAY FROM HOME AT THE 101ST ATTEMPT.
THEY’VE FINISHED TOP OF THEIR NATIONS LEAGUE GROUP AND GOT PROMOTED.
SCENES.
THEY’VE FINISHED TOP OF THEIR NATIONS LEAGUE GROUP AND GOT PROMOTED.
SCENES.
ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
UP THE F****G BOYS!!!!
UP THE F****G BOYS!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Guess which team fucked up my 6-match accumulator tonight, which I rarely do. San Marino have me to thank.
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Here’s the video version too, if you can share this post that’d be great too. You never know who you might help.
youtu.be/mEa4IGaNQDc
youtu.be/mEa4IGaNQDc
The Villa Social | Five Villa mates open up about men's mental health
YouTube video by Claret & Blue - An Aston Villa Podcast
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Here’s the video version too, if you can share this post that’d be great too. You never know who you might help.
youtu.be/mEa4IGaNQDc
youtu.be/mEa4IGaNQDc
Posting this for no other reason than Gent is now one of my favourite places in the world.
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Posting this for no other reason than Gent is now one of my favourite places in the world.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Escaped Musk’s shit tip. I’ve deactivated my account, so if we followed each other on there, let’s do it on here. Or we can have some mutual time apart. Whatever you’d prefer. #AVFC
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Escaped Musk’s shit tip. I’ve deactivated my account, so if we followed each other on there, let’s do it on here. Or we can have some mutual time apart. Whatever you’d prefer. #AVFC