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Chronic Offender
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I guess I was woke before I even knew it was a thing. I just thought I was being a decent human being.
Breaking News:
Trump’s transition team phone conversation leaked.
Miller, “Will you take Kash as Director of the FBI?”
Trump, “I will take cash from anyone who wants a cabinet position.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
For the past 60 years I’ve asked for the same thing on my Christmas list to Santa.
A government I can trust.
Damn you, Santa!
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You will never convince me when #1 (Trump) and #3 (Johnson) seem to know nothing about what is going on around them, that the masterminds behind Project 2025 aren’t positioning #2 (Vance) to take control of the whole ugly operation.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Medicare just paid for a new mask for my CPAP machine. Thank you, President Johnson.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I was born during the Eisenhower administration. I watched Johnson and Nixon send boys not much older than myself to Viet Nam for no good reason. I watched Reagan destroy the middle class. Yet, this guy is so much worse. Truly, America’s Dark Ages!
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When they refer to Trump as the GOAT. They don’t mean greatest of all time. They mean an actual goat. He smells bad and will eat just about anything.
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just watched Trump’ made for TV cabinet meeting. I hear Mike Rowe is filming the next episode of Dirty Jobs at the next meeting. Nothing job can be more degrading than having to suck Trump’s tiny balls harder than the last clown who groveled before you.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Breaking News:
Trump’s MRI results released. Good news, no complications detected from his recent breast reduction surgery!
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
TR, FDR, JFK, LBJ, RFK all had a nice ring to them. DJT is just stupid!
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My wife and I watch a lot of British TV shows. I’m starting to think Donald Trump is a wanker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can there possibly be a stupider bunch of people than Dog Lovers for Trump?
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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McDonald’s new, special menu item just in time for the holidays. The Trumplican. Two all beef patties, one fish filet, two slices of cheese smothered in ketchup on white bread. Get yours while supplies last and eat like you’re the president!
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’d like to add a new name to the list of candidates for 2028. Seeing the leadership and success of Zelenskyy in Ukraine, I think Al Franken is the perfect president for us right now. He’s smart. He’s experienced. Best of all, he is a comedian. Any thoughts?
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The fact that Trump doesn’t have a dog says all you need to know about that man. Even Hitler had a dog that he loved.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM