RivalForFinalVinyl
@theconorgallagher.bsky.social
When I have smart things to say I write books. When I have dumb things to say I go on Bluesky.
The phrase “take this with a grain a salt” is doing just fine, you don’t need to modify it “heap” or “pound” or whatever.
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The phrase “take this with a grain a salt” is doing just fine, you don’t need to modify it “heap” or “pound” or whatever.
I hate when DJs dance. We get it. You like this song. We all knew that when you chose to play it.
September 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I hate when DJs dance. We get it. You like this song. We all knew that when you chose to play it.
You don’t need therapy. When you’re livid just write that email…and then don’t send it. Writing it feels much better than actually sending it. This message was NOT brought to you by BetterHelp. (I also object to their CamelCase but I won’t send that email.)
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You don’t need therapy. When you’re livid just write that email…and then don’t send it. Writing it feels much better than actually sending it. This message was NOT brought to you by BetterHelp. (I also object to their CamelCase but I won’t send that email.)
@handofpod.bsky.social With Ferro once again doing their best to not get promoted to a 30-team top division, whom do you propose as a new rival for Vélez?
August 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@handofpod.bsky.social With Ferro once again doing their best to not get promoted to a 30-team top division, whom do you propose as a new rival for Vélez?
There’s nothing more paralyzing to me than waking up and accidentally seeing the score (0-0) for the match I am about to watch involving my team. Do I watch the match even though I know the score? Do I only watch the highlights since I know the score?
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There’s nothing more paralyzing to me than waking up and accidentally seeing the score (0-0) for the match I am about to watch involving my team. Do I watch the match even though I know the score? Do I only watch the highlights since I know the score?
The CD era was at its most arrogant when it decided to add new songs to “Greatest Hits” compilations.
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The CD era was at its most arrogant when it decided to add new songs to “Greatest Hits” compilations.
It’s funny that people who will (usually accurately) post some old media content with the caption “this didn’t age well” are the same people that think they have it all figured out when it comes to passing judgement on current artistic creations.
July 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It’s funny that people who will (usually accurately) post some old media content with the caption “this didn’t age well” are the same people that think they have it all figured out when it comes to passing judgement on current artistic creations.
Everytime I put on an #Interpol record I’m like “this is definitely Interpol.” No band sounds more like Interpol than Interpol (if that makes sense).
July 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Everytime I put on an #Interpol record I’m like “this is definitely Interpol.” No band sounds more like Interpol than Interpol (if that makes sense).
Stock bros love to look at past phenomena and fool themselves into thinking they have some deep analysis that has any relevance for the future, like “if you look at this stock’s performance from February to April you’ll see it’s a gynecologist’s isosceles triangle.” Sure, whatever bro.
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Stock bros love to look at past phenomena and fool themselves into thinking they have some deep analysis that has any relevance for the future, like “if you look at this stock’s performance from February to April you’ll see it’s a gynecologist’s isosceles triangle.” Sure, whatever bro.
Here’s my proposal for social media. Learn to distinguish between what you dislike & what disinterests you. Ex.: I’ve seen less than 10 animes. I don’t have enough knowledge to say whether or not I like them but I’m uninterested in watching more. Every time I eat a beet I gag. I don’t like beets.
June 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Here’s my proposal for social media. Learn to distinguish between what you dislike & what disinterests you. Ex.: I’ve seen less than 10 animes. I don’t have enough knowledge to say whether or not I like them but I’m uninterested in watching more. Every time I eat a beet I gag. I don’t like beets.
I would love to be an alpha male but I’m childless. Does anyone know where I can get access to a child that can punch me in the face?
May 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I would love to be an alpha male but I’m childless. Does anyone know where I can get access to a child that can punch me in the face?
I know so little about Dr. Who that I’m pretty sure I’m reading spoilers and I still have no idea what the hell people are talking about. #DrWho
May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know so little about Dr. Who that I’m pretty sure I’m reading spoilers and I still have no idea what the hell people are talking about. #DrWho
There are many inaccurate quotations about Linkin Park’s performance being described as “garbage.” I would like to put an end to all those rumors, and state for the record, that it was me yelling at the TV that Linkin Park was/is/will always be “garbage.” #LinkinPark
May 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There are many inaccurate quotations about Linkin Park’s performance being described as “garbage.” I would like to put an end to all those rumors, and state for the record, that it was me yelling at the TV that Linkin Park was/is/will always be “garbage.” #LinkinPark
PSG won the Champions League in the first season after Mbappe left. Bronze lining?
May 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
PSG won the Champions League in the first season after Mbappe left. Bronze lining?
Please don’t talk to me about #DoctorWho There’s like 50 seasons of that shit. That sounds like a soap opera to me. And don’t bring up SNL because I don’t watch that either.
May 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Please don’t talk to me about #DoctorWho There’s like 50 seasons of that shit. That sounds like a soap opera to me. And don’t bring up SNL because I don’t watch that either.
Football fans: This an historic day for our club. This is a day I never want to forget…now let’s drink so much we do some brain damage. (In all fairness I include myself in this group).
May 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Football fans: This an historic day for our club. This is a day I never want to forget…now let’s drink so much we do some brain damage. (In all fairness I include myself in this group).
I’ve spent 30+ years thinking about Radiohead. But apparently I’m an idiot because my opinion of Radiohead should be based solely on something Thom Yorke said (or didn’t say) about Israel and Palestine. #Radiohead
May 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’ve spent 30+ years thinking about Radiohead. But apparently I’m an idiot because my opinion of Radiohead should be based solely on something Thom Yorke said (or didn’t say) about Israel and Palestine. #Radiohead
The amount of footballers (“jocks”) in Europe that learn multiple languages really puts Americans of all occupations to shame.
May 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The amount of footballers (“jocks”) in Europe that learn multiple languages really puts Americans of all occupations to shame.
The biggest gap between health food and junk food I can think of is the amount of mayonnaise you put in your tuna salad.
May 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The biggest gap between health food and junk food I can think of is the amount of mayonnaise you put in your tuna salad.
Listening to pop music is like shopping for books at the airport. I mean, occasionally there’s something good but it’s mostly terrible.
May 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Listening to pop music is like shopping for books at the airport. I mean, occasionally there’s something good but it’s mostly terrible.
My bathroom is suddenly full of ants. What could they possibly want in there? It’s a tiny room full of things to kill bacteria(s), things to make me smell good, and razor blades.
May 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My bathroom is suddenly full of ants. What could they possibly want in there? It’s a tiny room full of things to kill bacteria(s), things to make me smell good, and razor blades.
It doesn’t matter which genre of music the DJ is “spinning” in Bangkok. At some point the DJ will play Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life”.
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It doesn’t matter which genre of music the DJ is “spinning” in Bangkok. At some point the DJ will play Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life”.
The purpose of WhoSampled is for when you listen to a hip hop track and then wonder what earlier track it sampled you can then look up the track and realize you purchased that earlier track 5 years ago.
February 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The purpose of WhoSampled is for when you listen to a hip hop track and then wonder what earlier track it sampled you can then look up the track and realize you purchased that earlier track 5 years ago.
As someone that doesn’t watch the Super Bowl, social media makes even less sense than usual.
February 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As someone that doesn’t watch the Super Bowl, social media makes even less sense than usual.
Watching the Mean Girls remake felt having someone who hadn’t seen the movie in 5 or so years give me a scene-by-scene recap…but with singing.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Watching the Mean Girls remake felt having someone who hadn’t seen the movie in 5 or so years give me a scene-by-scene recap…but with singing.