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Trevor M.
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We're at least 78% sure this user isn't just two gremlins in a trench coat. Game Master of the Terra Essentia Tabletop Universe: https://www.youtube.com/@terraessentia Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/TrevorDM/ Discord: #TheCorellian
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It's sad when you see the "I Voted" sticker on your ballot and go "nah, that'll just get me kidnapped by ICE, better not".
It's still wild to me that there's never been a pokemon in Mario Kart, like what are we doing, it can't be that hard lol.
Not to brag or anything, but I perfected the art of getting rid of the hiccups years ago and it's worked every single time for everyone I've told it to. It's kind of a stupid super power, but hey, I'll take it.
It could boost the economy by 10% though! It could also completely destroy the job market and the planet, but we don't talk about those possibilities ...
I still think it's really funny that they break out of prison at the end of the first season of Prison Break and then they just keep going like they didn't already fully complete the entire premise of the show.
I think Air Bud needs to reinvent itself and have a comeback, but in other genres other than sports. Specifically I want to see an Air Bud horror movie where the villain loses because he didn't account for a dog being so smart and good at things because he's a good boy. Also, he still dunks.
I work at a university and in one of the bathroom stalls someone wrote in big black marker "Kill all the gays and nig****". The custodian said they hadn't seen anything this explicitly violently racist in at least a decade.

This is what the Trumpers want. This is what they want to go back to.
Kaiser pharmacy is now filling some of our prescriptions through Amazon pharmacy and so basically they gave Amazon our private medical info and had some random guy throw our prescriptions at our door in an Amazon package. Super sus behavior if you ask me. Especially since they didn't tell us.
Begun, the vaccine wars have.
Not gonna lie, it's going to be REAL funny when the VP has to explain to everyone that POTUS has either been dead since Wednesday or underwent major surgery and has been incapacitated since then and he's been secretly running the country and Weekend at Bernie's-ing POTUS like a psycho.
Just a friendly reminder that several of our federal holidays came about due to a government supported massacre that happened and the government was desperate to get everyone to chill out about it after and so gave them a day off. Most notably this includes Labor Day and Columbus Day.
It'd be hella funny if it wasn't politics or comedy and was just like a dark thriller about aliens or something and he just acts the hell out of it lol.
Gun Owners: "I gotta have an assault rifle in case the government starts rounding people up and sends the military against the citizens!"

Us: *motioning at literally everything happening right now*

Gun Owners: "Oh no, I love this, they're getting rid of the brown people and liberals!"
Also the Terastilizing or whatever feels like a hotdog water version of Dynamaxing and makes every Pokemon look the same and also stupid. It's also a really dumb name that nobody can pronounce. Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED Talk, I'm going to keep playing because I'm a completionist.
I finally started playing Pokemon Violet recently after years since playing Sword + Arceus and man, these games feel so phoned in and dull now. There's also just too many Pokemon to catch, there's a new one every 5 steps so they all feel unexciting. Also, REAL ugly graphics even on Switch 2.
Why is it that literally 90% of Youtube Shorts that are just clips from shows and movies now have garbled/sped up audio, truly insane effects that are trying to give someone a seizure, and the videos are clearly coated in AI slop? Plus they all have some weird ass music attached to them. Stop it.
The news headlines are just getting both more stupid and horrible at the same time. At the rate we're going, by the end of the year they're going to read like "Overweight Hitler Enthusiast Who Wore Dead Puppy On Head Now In Charge of All Money - His First Act is to Use Racist Chocolate Coins"
Not to brag or anything, but I have the immune system of a frostbitten orphan in a Dickens novel whose story is so sad, they don't even get a name.
Republicans seem scared of literally everything all the time. I can't help but feel like if they went to therapy, we wouldn't be in our current position.
Neilson has been calling me like 2x a day for a month now to try to get me to sign up to wear a tracking device that listens to audio codes in TV and radio shows to then report back on my media consumption. Not just me though, the WHOLE family. And they won't even tell me how much they will pay...
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