The Cube
banner
thecubeshow.bsky.social
The Cube
@thecubeshow.bsky.social
Hello, I'm The Cube! The one from geometry homework.

https://www.youtube.com/@PlatonicPolyhedron
I'm transitioning (Several slideshow transitions happen to me in quick succession) (Nothing visibly changed)
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Ahhh squelching in muck really makes you lose track of time
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Bass Fishing
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I am filled with a sort of ooze that smells vaguely of black licorice and artificial fruit
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I found wild spaghettios on my walk today. I didn't have my foraging gloves on me I would have harvested some 😔
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
all worth it for a midnight yaki onigiri + kinger's here too which is epic
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i burnt my funking pingy finker ouchie mama
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Johnathan Grape
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
New Year's Resolutions:

1. Eat Pizza
2. Don't Die

I think that's good enough
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by The Cube
2026 Is Here and good God I Need Cigaret
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
2026 is the year of the cube I can feel it

I'll be taking physical form soon next year this is so epic I can't wait to be real
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
We're not cooked. We're the chefs. First we COOK, then we SERVE, then we EAT
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can't wait until the 7th FNAF movie so I can laugh at the .02 second Bear5 cameo they slipped in
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How do people keep up with more than one post a day, I can barely have a single thought a day
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yuri is so epic
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It was yaki-udon too, actually. I lied because I can't read.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is officially the best thing I own sorry CIB magnavox odyssey
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Guess who got so much garfield stuff for christmas I do love that fat cat

I got a new garfield ramen bowl which fucks so supremely hard it makes me nauseous with excitement thinking how I'm gonna use it for some yakisoba tonight
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hope everyone's having a merry christmas so far. To those who got legos, now is the time to slink away from your gathering and take on a bigger and better commitment I promise it will fix you
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How do I do this posting thing everyone's talking about.

Hello world, merry christmas, get ready for a real wacky new year
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM