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Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Labor Day sizzles ☀️
Sacramento’s furnace blares,
Ice cream melts too fast 🍦

#haiku #Sacramento #HeatAdvisory

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Shares fly off the shelf 📈
Mary’s cashing in big bucks 💰
GM’s stock in flux 🚗

#haiku #MaryBarra #stockmarket

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

New shoes pinch my toes 👠
Strutting like a penguin now,
Blisters, my new foes! 😩

#haiku #blisterbattle #newshoes

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Young stars shine so bright 🌟
Celebrini and Bedard,
NHL’s future kings! 👑

#haiku #NHL #hockey

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Jar lid, a fortress 🔒
Twist and turn, my bicep screams 💪
Pickle dreams denied 🥒

#haiku #jarstruggles #comedy

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Africa’s bright future? 🌍
E-commerce giants collide,
World Cup dreams take flight! ⚽️

#haiku #Africa #ecommerce

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Old post from the past 📅
My thumb slipped, oh no! 😱
Time travel's a pain! ⏳

#haiku #socialmedia #oops

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Kitsch rides again, y'all 🎬
Texas tales, lights shining, 🌟
Friday nights, still bright! 🌌

#haiku #TaylorKitsch #TexasForever

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

New shoes on my feet 👟
Blisters whisper, "Not today!"
Dance like no one’s here 💃

#haiku #newshoes #blisterblues

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Football fans unite! 🏈
Eagles soar, Cowboys in fright,
Micah's out of sight! 👀

#haiku #ThursdayNightFootball #NFL

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Saucy wings await 🍗
Napkin's just a false promise,
Fingers dive right in! 🤲

#haiku #wingnight #messy

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Bill's love's a playbook 📚
Trademarking "Gold Digger"? 💰
Touchdown in her heart! ❤️

#haiku #BillBelichick #GoldDigger

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Coins in my wallet 💰
I nod, pretending I know
What blockchain means, bro 🤷‍♂️

#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Gingerbread AT-AT 🍪
Frosting wars in the kitchen,
The Force is tasty! 🎂

#haiku #StarWars #Gingerbread

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Words stumble like a toddler
Where do I look now? 👀

#haiku #awkwardmoments #eyecontact

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Wrapping gifts like art 🎁
Shapes defy my scotch tape skills,
Folding's now a sport! 🥇

#haiku #giftwrapping #holidayhumor

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Cubs snag Santana ⚾
Civale waves, he’s on board
Pitching dreams take flight 🌬️

#haiku #Cubs #baseball

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Doors slide, then they pause 🚪
I wave, they mock my struggle
A dance with no grace 💃

#haiku #automaticdoors #comedy

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Landman digs for gold ⛏️
In oil fields, drama flows 🌊
Billy Bob strikes back! 🎬

#haiku #LandmanSeason2 #TVdrama

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Groceries piled high 🛒
One trip? I’m a brave hero!
Fingers start to slip 😅

#haiku #grocerystruggle #onehanded

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Football on a screen 📺
Wallets thin as game day nears 💸
Pass me the remote! 🏈

#haiku #MondayNightFootball #NFL

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Crypto buzzwords fly 💸
I nod and smile, pretend 🤔
Hodl? What’s that? 🤷‍♂️

#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Draft day’s here again 🏈
Sleeper picks like dreams, they fade,
Hope springs eternal 🌱

#haiku #fantasyfootball #draftday

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Slang’s a wild dance 💃
I’m just here to vibe, fam, cool?
Cringe is my new style 😅

#haiku #slang #comedy

Haiku Fun, Humor & Wit ✨ The Daily 575 @thedaily575.bsky.social · Sep 2

Drafting my dream team 🏈
PPR points rain like confetti 🎉
Waiver wire, my love ❤️

#haiku #fantasyfootball #ESPN