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The Daily Distraction
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Satirical news by and for the ADHD community. Brought to you either ten times a day or once a year... http://thedailydistract.com (New! Created by Maxine Roper and Priti McFadden)
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 27d
Hello! We’re a new satirical news site by and for ADHDers, inspired by the great @thedailytism.com. Find us wherever you get your memes (or like this post, then forget about it until the middle of the night next year…) thedailydistract.com/adhder-sets-...
ADHDer sets up new website when meant to be doing something else - The Daily Distraction
An ADHD writer has set up a new website because it was a more interesting thing to do than either sending a load of administrative emails or going to sleep, ...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 2h
Anxious ADHDer also prone to decisions which lead to anxiety… thedailydistract.com/anxious-adhd...
Anxious ADHDer also prone to decisions which lead to anxiety - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who is prone to anxiety in her everyday life is also sadly prone to making absolutely batshit decisions that create unnecessary chaos and anxiety for her, it has emerged. Rona King, 29, fell...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 16h
ADHDer satisfied nothing hidden in loved one’s question... thedailydistract.com/adhder-satis...
ADHDer satisfied nothing hidden in loved one's question - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who was recently asked a question by a loved one is satisfied she can find no hidden meaning in it, it has emerged.
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 1d
ADHDer organises videos for hours instead of watching them… thedailydistract.com/adhder-organ...
ADHDer organises videos for hours instead of watching them - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who recently sat down to watch a video actually spent several hours organising her video collection instead, it has emerged...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 1d
ADHDer organises videos for hours instead of watching them… thedailydistract.com/adhder-organ...
ADHDer organises videos for hours instead of watching them - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who recently sat down to watch a video actually spent several hours organising her video collection instead, it has emerged...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 1d
ADHDer: “I texted back! Now I have to reply AGAIN...!” thedailydistract.com/adhder-i-tex...
ADHDer: "I texted back! Now I have to reply AGAIN!" - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who was eventually able to reply to a text recently now has to reply again, unfortunately.
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 2d
Better than chocolate! ADHDer spots work error just in time… thedailydistract.com/better-than-...
Better than chocolate! ADHDer spots work error just in time... - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who recently spotted a mistake in her work before anyone else could see it says she feels so good about it, she hasn't even eaten chocolate since...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 2d
Better than chocolate! ADHDer spots work error just in time… thedailydistract.com/better-than-...
Better than chocolate! ADHDer spots work error just in time... - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer who recently spotted a mistake in her work before anyone else could see it says she feels so good about it, she hasn't even eaten chocolate since...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 5d
New app will recap films for you so your loved ones don’t have to… thedailydistract.com/new-app-will... #satirethatshouldbereal
New app will recap films for you so your loved ones don't have to... - The Daily Distraction
A technology company has launched an interactive plot helper headset for people who struggle to concentrate during films and TV shows...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 4d
Woman’s ‘rare personality type’ actually just ADHD and autism… thedailydistract.com/womans-rare-...
Woman's 'rare personality type' actually just ADHD and autism - The Daily Distraction
A woman identified as a 'rare' personality type by psychometric testing at work is actually just a woman who meets the diagnostic criteria for ADHD, dyspraxia and autism, it has been revealed...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 4d
Woman’s ‘rare personality type’ actually just ADHD and autism… thedailydistract.com/womans-rare-...
Woman's 'rare personality type' actually just ADHD and autism - The Daily Distraction
A woman identified as a 'rare' personality type by psychometric testing at work is actually just a woman who meets the diagnostic criteria for ADHD, dyspraxia and autism, it has been revealed...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 5d
ADHDer raised by Anglo-German parents mostly scared to speak… thedailydistract.com/adhder-raise...
ADHDer raised by Anglo-German parents mostly scared to speak - The Daily Distraction
An Anglo-German ADHD woman says this combination of characteristics means it's easier if she never talks to anybody ever...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 5d
ADHDer raised by Anglo-German parents mostly scared to speak… thedailydistract.com/adhder-raise...
ADHDer raised by Anglo-German parents mostly scared to speak - The Daily Distraction
An Anglo-German ADHD woman says this combination of characteristics means it's easier if she never talks to anybody ever...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 5d
New app will recap films for you so your loved ones don’t have to… thedailydistract.com/new-app-will... #satirethatshouldbereal
New app will recap films for you so your loved ones don't have to... - The Daily Distraction
A technology company has launched an interactive plot helper headset for people who struggle to concentrate during films and TV shows...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 6d
ADHDer can turn absolutely anything into a song… thedailydistract.com/adhder-can-t...
ADHDer can turn absolutely anything into a song - The Daily Distraction
An ADHD woman can react to absolutely anything in life by spontaneously breaking out into song, it has been revealed...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 6d
ADHDer can turn absolutely anything into a song… thedailydistract.com/adhder-can-t...
ADHDer can turn absolutely anything into a song - The Daily Distraction
An ADHD woman can react to absolutely anything in life by spontaneously breaking out into song, it has been revealed...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 6d
Dyspraxic ADHDer tearfully confused by ‘user-friendly’ app... thedailydistract.com/dyspraxic-ad... #DyspraxiaAwarenessWeek #ADHDAwarenessMonth
Dyspraxic ADHDer tearfully confused by 'user-friendly' app - The Daily Distraction
An app designed to be user-friendly is actually not, according to dyspraxic ADHDers.
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 7d
ADHD work meeting turns into open mic comedy event… thedailydistract.com/adhd-work-me...
ADHD work meeting turns into open mic comedy event - The Daily Distraction
A work meeting involving several ADHD colleagues has turned into an open mic comedy event. Jess Jones, Chanelle Blake and Holly Sands were in a strategy meeting until Holly made a joke about her perio...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 7d
ADHD work meeting turns into open mic comedy event… thedailydistract.com/adhd-work-me...
ADHD work meeting turns into open mic comedy event - The Daily Distraction
A work meeting involving several ADHD colleagues has turned into an open mic comedy event. Jess Jones, Chanelle Blake and Holly Sands were in a strategy meeting until Holly made a joke about her perio...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 7d
39-year-old ADHDer upset by stranger not liking her Instagram post... thedailydistract.com/39-year-old-...
39-year-old ADHDer upset by stranger not liking her Instagram post - The Daily Distraction
An ADHD woman whose recent Instagram post has gone unacknowledged is now wondering what she did wrong and also feels ashamed of herself for caring, it has emerged...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 8d
ADHD woman too tired to wash up tackles world peace instead… thedailydistract.com/woman-too-ti...
ADHD woman too tired to wash up tackles world peace instead... - The Daily Distraction
After struggling to make herself wash the dishes, ADHDer Beth Brown has decided to tackle geopolitics instead
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 8d
ADHD woman too tired to wash up tackles world peace instead… thedailydistract.com/woman-too-ti...
ADHD woman too tired to wash up tackles world peace instead... - The Daily Distraction
After struggling to make herself wash the dishes, ADHDer Beth Brown has decided to tackle geopolitics instead
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 8d
Winner of ‘Most ADHD Anecdote’ accepts award from hospital bed... thedailydistract.com/winner-of-mo...
Winner of 'Most ADHD Anecdote' accepts award from hospital bed - The Daily Distraction
The winner of Britain's first annual competition for the Most ADHD Anecdote has accepted her award from a hospital bed...
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 9d
Impatient woman drawn to famously unreliable work... thedailydistract.com/impatient-wo...
Impatient woman drawn to famously unreliable work - The Daily Distraction
Despite being clinically impatient and easily frustrated, an ADHD woman has only ever been able to do types of work that are famously frustrating and unreliable, it has been revealed.
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 9d
Impatient woman drawn to famously unreliable work... thedailydistract.com/impatient-wo...
Impatient woman drawn to famously unreliable work - The Daily Distraction
Despite being clinically impatient and easily frustrated, an ADHD woman has only ever been able to do types of work that are famously frustrating and unreliable, it has been revealed.
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The Daily Distraction @thedailydistract.bsky.social · 12d
ADHDer opens museum of spontaneous purchases... thedailydistract.com/adhder-opens...
ADHDer opens museum of spontaneous purchases - The Daily Distraction
An ADHDer has opened a new museum dedicated to all the things she has spontaneously bought and not got around to getting rid of...
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