The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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I was asked to make sure I do my part in never letting people forget about the Epstein Files, so did you know Trump's name is in the files almost 10 times more than God is mentioned in the Bible?
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media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I was asked to make sure I do my part in never letting people forget about the Epstein Files, so did you know Trump's name is in the files almost 10 times more than God is mentioned in the Bible?
I had to listen to it cuz I thought Molly was paraphrasing
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Ted Cruz: "How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I had to listen to it cuz I thought Molly was paraphrasing
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Oh, hey, BTW, Shitler isn't gonna sue Trevor Noah over his Epstein joke because of a pesky little thing called discovery
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media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh, hey, BTW, Shitler isn't gonna sue Trevor Noah over his Epstein joke because of a pesky little thing called discovery
Within 2 months, he bankrupted and shuttered an institution that's been operating for 55 years
#KennedyCenter
#KennedyCenter
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Within 2 months, he bankrupted and shuttered an institution that's been operating for 55 years
#KennedyCenter
#KennedyCenter
That their names sound exactly like the people they are helping to disappear, is the most Twilight Zone thing so far
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
That their names sound exactly like the people they are helping to disappear, is the most Twilight Zone thing so far
It's absolutely mind-bending that ANYONE thought NostraDumbass was a "good" businessman after, oh I dunno, the first 4 failures
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's absolutely mind-bending that ANYONE thought NostraDumbass was a "good" businessman after, oh I dunno, the first 4 failures
"CLOUDS OF WORMS OVER THE KINGDOMS OF THE EARTH"
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"CLOUDS OF WORMS OVER THE KINGDOMS OF THE EARTH"
I never got these ads. Turns out, being an introvert is a survival skill
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I never got these ads. Turns out, being an introvert is a survival skill
"Look, my shit is meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people?"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"Look, my shit is meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people?"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
Today I learned that, not only did Google suckle the orange teat to change the name a major body of water, it stopped recognizing Black History Month, citing "scalability issues and the unsustainability of manually managing hundreds of events globally"
#BlackHistoryMonth
#BlackHistoryMonth
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Today I learned that, not only did Google suckle the orange teat to change the name a major body of water, it stopped recognizing Black History Month, citing "scalability issues and the unsustainability of manually managing hundreds of events globally"
#BlackHistoryMonth
#BlackHistoryMonth
In this time of 'Most Punchable Faces', with Don Jr and Stephen Miller in the lead, have you considered this Cheshire Cat of gleeful mock
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
In this time of 'Most Punchable Faces', with Don Jr and Stephen Miller in the lead, have you considered this Cheshire Cat of gleeful mock
It shouldn't take "research" to contradict a serial liar with a 73 IQ, about a well known economic tactic, but godammit I'm tired
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It shouldn't take "research" to contradict a serial liar with a 73 IQ, about a well known economic tactic, but godammit I'm tired
Oh, nothing, just the director of the Melania movie hangin' with his pal, gettin' into all manner of hijinks and shenanigans
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh, nothing, just the director of the Melania movie hangin' with his pal, gettin' into all manner of hijinks and shenanigans
Oh, I dunno...maybe because it's the absolute LEAST shocking detail about his crime-ridden life
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh, I dunno...maybe because it's the absolute LEAST shocking detail about his crime-ridden life
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
The 'Melania' movie is so bad, they released more Epstein files as a distraction
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media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The 'Melania' movie is so bad, they released more Epstein files as a distraction
"My shit was meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"My shit was meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
ChatGPT doesn't disappoint
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
ChatGPT doesn't disappoint
Soooo....redact the files...
...then hold a presser telling us what's in the files??? 👀
...then hold a presser telling us what's in the files??? 👀
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Soooo....redact the files...
...then hold a presser telling us what's in the files??? 👀
...then hold a presser telling us what's in the files??? 👀
From the files
Unredacted
He's burying the saboteur under the bus
Unredacted
He's burying the saboteur under the bus
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 AM
From the files
Unredacted
He's burying the saboteur under the bus
Unredacted
He's burying the saboteur under the bus
In summary, one political party wants to openly kill you, while the other doesn't care if you die
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
In summary, one political party wants to openly kill you, while the other doesn't care if you die
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Everyone who tells me who this nerd is...gets a like and a follow
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Everyone who tells me who this nerd is...gets a like and a follow
I feel ya doc. But only about 3% are truly stupid
The rest are empowered racists
The rest are empowered racists
I’m thankful for Trump
Without him I have never paid more attention to politics as I have in the last 10 years
I’ve never appreciated the rights I have as a US citizen
I’ve never thought our government would turn against it’s citizens
I was naive as to how stupid 30% of the population is
Without him I have never paid more attention to politics as I have in the last 10 years
I’ve never appreciated the rights I have as a US citizen
I’ve never thought our government would turn against it’s citizens
I was naive as to how stupid 30% of the population is
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I feel ya doc. But only about 3% are truly stupid
The rest are empowered racists
The rest are empowered racists
Trump and fam grift millions on the daily
Meanwhile this useless thumb can't shake the stink of $50k
I almost feel bad for him. Almost
Meanwhile this useless thumb can't shake the stink of $50k
I almost feel bad for him. Almost
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Trump and fam grift millions on the daily
Meanwhile this useless thumb can't shake the stink of $50k
I almost feel bad for him. Almost
Meanwhile this useless thumb can't shake the stink of $50k
I almost feel bad for him. Almost