The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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"Planet of the Rapes: The Foreseen Conclusion"
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"Planet of the Rapes: The Foreseen Conclusion"
It's an absolute head-scratcher how a famously racist man-baby accidentally posted a racist video of two people who live in the dilapidated apartment on his neck, rent free
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It's an absolute head-scratcher how a famously racist man-baby accidentally posted a racist video of two people who live in the dilapidated apartment on his neck, rent free
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Publishing the names was the first step
We still have a thousand miles to reach accountability
#EpsteinFiles
Publishing the names was the first step
We still have a thousand miles to reach accountability
#EpsteinFiles
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Publishing the names was the first step
We still have a thousand miles to reach accountability
#EpsteinFiles
Publishing the names was the first step
We still have a thousand miles to reach accountability
#EpsteinFiles
Don't go near the stairs, Bill
OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Don't go near the stairs, Bill
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Oh, hey! Can anyone with fire arm experience tell me what Coke Jr. did wrong
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh, hey! Can anyone with fire arm experience tell me what Coke Jr. did wrong
She endured the embarrassment of a public hearing and impeachment of her husband over a blow job, 11 hours of testifying about her emails...she don't give a fuuuuuuuuck
And they know it, and they're terrified
And they know it, and they're terrified
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
She endured the embarrassment of a public hearing and impeachment of her husband over a blow job, 11 hours of testifying about her emails...she don't give a fuuuuuuuuck
And they know it, and they're terrified
And they know it, and they're terrified
I was asked to make sure I do my part in never letting people forget about the Epstein Files, so did you know Trump's name is in the files almost 10 times more than God is mentioned in the Bible?
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I was asked to make sure I do my part in never letting people forget about the Epstein Files, so did you know Trump's name is in the files almost 10 times more than God is mentioned in the Bible?
I had to listen to it cuz I thought Molly was paraphrasing
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Ted Cruz: "How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I had to listen to it cuz I thought Molly was paraphrasing
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Yeah, nah, he actually said it
Oh, hey, BTW, Shitler isn't gonna sue Trevor Noah over his Epstein joke because of a pesky little thing called discovery
a man with a beard is smiling and looking up
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and looking up
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh, hey, BTW, Shitler isn't gonna sue Trevor Noah over his Epstein joke because of a pesky little thing called discovery
Within 2 months, he bankrupted and shuttered an institution that's been operating for 55 years
#KennedyCenter
#KennedyCenter
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Within 2 months, he bankrupted and shuttered an institution that's been operating for 55 years
#KennedyCenter
#KennedyCenter
That their names sound exactly like the people they are helping to disappear, is the most Twilight Zone thing so far
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
That their names sound exactly like the people they are helping to disappear, is the most Twilight Zone thing so far
It's absolutely mind-bending that ANYONE thought NostraDumbass was a "good" businessman after, oh I dunno, the first 4 failures
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's absolutely mind-bending that ANYONE thought NostraDumbass was a "good" businessman after, oh I dunno, the first 4 failures
"CLOUDS OF WORMS OVER THE KINGDOMS OF THE EARTH"
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"CLOUDS OF WORMS OVER THE KINGDOMS OF THE EARTH"
I never got these ads. Turns out, being an introvert is a survival skill
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I never got these ads. Turns out, being an introvert is a survival skill
"Look, my shit is meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people?"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"Look, my shit is meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people?"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
Today I learned that, not only did Google suckle the orange teat to change the name a major body of water, it stopped recognizing Black History Month, citing "scalability issues and the unsustainability of manually managing hundreds of events globally"
#BlackHistoryMonth
#BlackHistoryMonth
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Today I learned that, not only did Google suckle the orange teat to change the name a major body of water, it stopped recognizing Black History Month, citing "scalability issues and the unsustainability of manually managing hundreds of events globally"
#BlackHistoryMonth
#BlackHistoryMonth
In this time of 'Most Punchable Faces', with Don Jr and Stephen Miller in the lead, have you considered this Cheshire Cat of gleeful mock
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
In this time of 'Most Punchable Faces', with Don Jr and Stephen Miller in the lead, have you considered this Cheshire Cat of gleeful mock
It shouldn't take "research" to contradict a serial liar with a 73 IQ, about a well known economic tactic, but godammit I'm tired
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It shouldn't take "research" to contradict a serial liar with a 73 IQ, about a well known economic tactic, but godammit I'm tired
Oh, nothing, just the director of the Melania movie hangin' with his pal, gettin' into all manner of hijinks and shenanigans
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh, nothing, just the director of the Melania movie hangin' with his pal, gettin' into all manner of hijinks and shenanigans
Oh, I dunno...maybe because it's the absolute LEAST shocking detail about his crime-ridden life
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh, I dunno...maybe because it's the absolute LEAST shocking detail about his crime-ridden life
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
Far more interesting is the time she died falling down a flight of stairs in her home when she had an elevator and never used the stairs
The 'Melania' movie is so bad, they released more Epstein files as a distraction
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ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The 'Melania' movie is so bad, they released more Epstein files as a distraction
"My shit was meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"My shit was meant as a cautionary tale. The fuck is wrong with you people"
~ George Orwell
~ George Orwell
