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The Donk

@thedonk.bsky.social

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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees Woke = Not a Dick You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · Nov 22

Noobs: Put SOMETHING in your bio if you wanna play this follow game. Anything will do. You smell like a bot

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ALT: a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 13h

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

- Albert Einstein

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 22h

If you need me for anything during the civil war, I'll be sipping bourbon at the top of a moderately inclined hill

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 22h

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 23h

I just bought 5000 shares in Big Ketchup

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking: Trump has officially lost the Nobel Peace Prize.

Instead, the Nobel committee is awarding the leader of the opposition in Venezuela for supporting “democracy over dictatorship.”

Trump Loses Nobel Peace Prize He Shamelessly Campaigned For

The Norwegian Nobel Committee on Friday said the recognition would instead go to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado.

time.com

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: Orange man loses Nobel Peace Prize to brown woman

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Nobel peace prize 2025: María Corina Machado wins for work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela – as it happened

US president had been conducting campaign to influence prize committee

www.theguardian.com

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 23h

After the Jimmy Kimmel mass exodus, Disney has begun it's reclamation campaign

I just got the email offer for the first 3 months at $4.99/mo

I countered with $1.99 forever

Now we wait

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 1d

If this was my splotchy resting bitch face, I'd wear orange makeup too

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 1d

Bad Bunny should cover Lee Greenwood's 'God Bless the U.S.A.'...

...in Spanish

Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 2d

This is just😂

"Johnson did have some constructive input for who he believes should have been picked to perform by halftime producer Roc Nation: The Republican leader said ’80s country star Lee Greenwood would have been America’s clear and obvious preference, citing “a broader audience.”

House Speaker Johnson Calls Bad Bunny at Super Bowl ‘a Terrible Decision,’ Says It Should’ve Been Someone With ‘a Broader Audience’ — Like Lee Greenwood

House Speaker Mike Johnson says it is 'a terrible decision' to book Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl, saying Lee Greenwood would have been a better pick.

variety.com

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 2d

The maple leaf is just...

...chef's kiss

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 2d

I will never forget The Steaming Advertisement Volume war of 2025

Mack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social · 2d

Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law that will require streaming advertisements to have the same audio level as the shows they interrupt.

Starting in July, the volume level of ads on streaming services like Netflix, Hulu, and HBO Max must match that of the content.

Expect other states to follow.

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 2d

I'll take your word for it. Canceled Disney+

Ashley Carter @ashleycarter.bsky.social · 3d

Tron: Ares is a visual spectacle with amazing action and a pulse-pounding Nine Inch Nails score that drives every scene. But the story is just OK and relies too much on hitting nostalgic beats. Characters don't get much development but Greta Lee and Jodie Turner-Smith are standouts.

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4d

"That's one small step for man,
One giant leap for mankind"

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4d

Oh hey, was anyone fired or canceled last week for quoting things Jane Goodall actually said?

No?

K

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4d

THIS 👇 THIS 👇 THIS 👇 THIS 👇 THIS 👇 THIS 👇 THIS 👇

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 4d

What are you protecting?

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know how sexually demonic Bad Bunny is, but do know 3 things to be true...

1) This photo of suspected pipe bomber was taken Jan 5, 2021
2) That bin is 32" tall, and
3) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 5d

ICE-IS ISIS

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 5d

👏EXECUTIVE
👏ORDERS
👏ARE
👏NOT
👏LAWS

Jose Pere @josepere.bsky.social · 5d

The orange criminal makes up a new law.

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 6d

Can't. Composing 3 marriage proposals

kindbutfierce.bsky.social @kindbutfierce.bsky.social · 9d

These are the heroes he is trying to minimize #military #media #FDT #FJDV #america #jasminecrocket

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 7d

We're all born atheists

I was lucky enough to be raised one

godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 8d

You did Not choose your religion.
You were indoctrinated into it by family.

Have a godless day 😇

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 7d

There was a time, before the internet, we all just assumed that a lack of information is what lead to ignorant, insufferable douchebags

Yeah, nah...it wasn't that