The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
· Nov 22
a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
ALT: a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
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Noobs: Put SOMETHING in your bio if you wanna play this follow game. Anything will do. You smell like a bot
Oh Ben. Ben, Ben, Ben...
Thanksgiving is, historically, about Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
But in these modern times, it's really more about arguing for 4 hours with your racist in-laws and senile, misogynistic uncle
Thanksgiving is, historically, about Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
But in these modern times, it's really more about arguing for 4 hours with your racist in-laws and senile, misogynistic uncle
Thanksgiving is this week,
and even though we don’t celebrate
it here in the UK, I wish we did. There’s
something beautiful about pausing,
sitting together, and naming the things
we’re grateful for. We could all use
more moments like that. 😊
and even though we don’t celebrate
it here in the UK, I wish we did. There’s
something beautiful about pausing,
sitting together, and naming the things
we’re grateful for. We could all use
more moments like that. 😊
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh Ben. Ben, Ben, Ben...
Thanksgiving is, historically, about Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
But in these modern times, it's really more about arguing for 4 hours with your racist in-laws and senile, misogynistic uncle
Thanksgiving is, historically, about Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
But in these modern times, it's really more about arguing for 4 hours with your racist in-laws and senile, misogynistic uncle
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
Envy is one of those pesky "sins", isn't it?
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Envy is one of those pesky "sins", isn't it?
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Not to defend G.I. Joke, but...
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not to defend G.I. Joke, but...
Ok, check out my latest dime-store-novel theory...
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/p...
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
Erika Kirk says Turning Point’s efforts to support Vance in 2028 are ‘in the works’ | CNN Politics
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
www.cnn.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ok, check out my latest dime-store-novel theory...
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
Oh, that famous 73 IQ is doing a LOT of lifting today
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh, that famous 73 IQ is doing a LOT of lifting today
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Hear me out...
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hear me out...
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
I just assumed he was a moron before, but now I really need to see WhiskeyLeaks's ASVAB score
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just assumed he was a moron before, but now I really need to see WhiskeyLeaks's ASVAB score
I almost empathized with him...until he admitted he voted for Shitler
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I almost empathized with him...until he admitted he voted for Shitler
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
Of course it's the woman who's between his legs
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Of course it's the woman who's between his legs
Ok...
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ok...
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
While I appreciate the humor, if you're gonna Photoshop shit like this, at least have the skill to font-match
Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
While I appreciate the humor, if you're gonna Photoshop shit like this, at least have the skill to font-match
Cool, cool, now do whatever the fuck these are
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cool, cool, now do whatever the fuck these are
Hey, real quick, someone explain why
- The government shuttered 43 days for...
- An elected official wasn't sworn in to discharge...
- The DOJ is now investigating...
**checks notes**
A hoax
- The government shuttered 43 days for...
- An elected official wasn't sworn in to discharge...
- The DOJ is now investigating...
**checks notes**
A hoax
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey, real quick, someone explain why
- The government shuttered 43 days for...
- An elected official wasn't sworn in to discharge...
- The DOJ is now investigating...
**checks notes**
A hoax
- The government shuttered 43 days for...
- An elected official wasn't sworn in to discharge...
- The DOJ is now investigating...
**checks notes**
A hoax
She'll soon need round-the-clock nursing care, so I really love this for her
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
She'll soon need round-the-clock nursing care, so I really love this for her
Spectacular!
This feature is now gone
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This feature is now gone
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November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Spectacular!
This feature is now gone
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This feature is now gone
<24 hours
I am one year gone this month
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am one year gone this month
I remember a 4 year stretch of time when the most scandalous thing I heard about the US president was that his dog bit a Secret Service agent
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I remember a 4 year stretch of time when the most scandalous thing I heard about the US president was that his dog bit a Secret Service agent
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
Can't. Packing to move to Greensboro, NC
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can't. Packing to move to Greensboro, NC
I guess large marge will soon go back to her old job, though I don't know how she made a living calling the cops on black people at the park.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We could have nice things, but instead, choose to punch ourselves in the dick
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We could have nice things, but instead, choose to punch ourselves in the dick
I don't know what MTG's end game is with this resignation foolishness (rest assured there IS one), but I do know 2 things:
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't know what MTG's end game is with this resignation foolishness (rest assured there IS one), but I do know 2 things:
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall